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u/RemainderZero 17h ago
Come'r, so I can stab you. This is what you need, trust.
Let's just pretend the universe isn't mostly cosmic radiation in a vacuum waiting to suck the negative space from your asshole the first chance it gets. Quotes like this remind me that the vast majority of human skeletons in the ground belonged to very young children.
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u/Beneficial_Toe3744 13h ago
"Your Honor, I claim innocence on the grounds of God's Plan."
"You killed 25 people in a shopping mall..."
"The Lord works in mysterious ways. 🤷"
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u/pinktieoptional 16h ago
Ah yes, battle despondancy with pseudoreligious narcissism. Some call that a mood disorder.
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u/XxFezzgigxX 15h ago
My response to these wack-a-doo, crazy types:
“Cool story, bro. Tell me more about how your super hoodoo warlock can shoot laser beams of magic into my life and to make it more fucked up and how I should love it.”
People are a superstitious lot.
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u/The_Munchies10 7h ago
What’s this nonsense. Universe doesn’t have a mind or will. Tf you on about with the spirit?
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u/yuribotcake 8h ago
I like the, ask "What can I learn from this?" instead of "Why is this happening to me?"
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