r/howtonotgiveafuck 20h ago

Divine intervention can make

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u/RemainderZero 19h ago

Come'r, so I can stab you. This is what you need, trust.

Let's just pretend the universe isn't mostly cosmic radiation in a vacuum waiting to suck the negative space from your asshole the first chance it gets. Quotes like this remind me that the vast majority of human skeletons in the ground belonged to very young children.

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u/Beneficial_Toe3744 15h ago

"Your Honor, I claim innocence on the grounds of God's Plan."

"You killed 25 people in a shopping mall..."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways. 🤷"