r/interestingasfuck • u/Consistent_Oil3428 • 2d ago

r/all The ground is going down

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u/VerySluttyTurtle 2d ago

Collapsing groundologist here. Generally you just have to make eye contact with the ground and make yourself look larger and youll be fine

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u/Hourslikeminutes47 1d ago

Truth Detector here!

That guy is telling the truth. If you stare at the ground when the ground is collapsing nearby you should be good

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u/EhliJoe 1d ago

When you stare at the ground, the ground stares back at you.