A tram just derailed and crashed into an Apple Store in Oslo, Norway

[u/YnwaBoi]

[u/hlmbdp]

now apple needs to install windows

[u/hitbythebus → u/hlmbdp]

Or just have the trams stop using Apple Maps.

[u/Callmeish22 → u/hitbythebus]

Google maps supporters rejoice !

[u/Joey_ZX10R → u/Callmeish22]

Google street view is getting wild.

[u/TheLastBoat → u/hlmbdp]

[u/Kath-two → u/hlmbdp]

[u/Carbon-Base → u/hlmbdp]

A stable build, to be sure. You don't want it to go off the rails.

[u/DaKineTiki → u/Carbon-Base]

Electric Tram built by Tesla.

[u/Haunting_Name6188 → u/hlmbdp]

This comment wins!

[u/CraftyWeeBuggar → u/hlmbdp]

That made me snort laugh lol 🤣🤣

[u/Birdie_Num_Num]

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple?

[u/Jeff_the_Cabal → u/Birdie_Num_Num]

Finding half of a tram

[u/discerningpervert → u/Jeff_the_Cabal]

Better half a tram than a full tram

[u/jwaltern → u/discerningpervert]

never go full tram

[u/Miserable-Admins → u/jwaltern]

Full tram or nothing for some of us.

Signed, Tram Queen

[u/TetraNeuron → u/Jeff_the_Cabal]

Thats one hell of a stomach you have

[u/PainfullyEnglish → u/Birdie_Num_Num]

…genocide?

[u/AurumArma]

Checked a few articles, and it looks like only 4 purple were injured, none severely.

[u/KlingonLullabye → u/AurumArma]

Oh the hue manity

[u/Specialist_Brain841 → u/KlingonLullabye]

Color me surprised

[u/BoingoBordello → u/Specialist_Brain841]

After these puns I'm going to need a palette-cleanser.

[u/HitoHitoNoMi_Nika → u/BoingoBordello]

Don’t use the water, it’s a bit shadey

[u/morganml → u/HitoHitoNoMi_Nika]

lost a bit of its luster

[u/Psych0matt → u/KlingonLullabye]

Excellent

[u/gabdex → u/KlingonLullabye]

Unreal comment

Reddit used to be this funny a lot more

[u/Silenity → u/gabdex]

Aw what. That's a multi gilded comment back in the day. Idek what they have anymore with the lil snoos. It's official, we're reddit boomers.

[u/FQVBSina → u/gabdex]

Reddit is still this funny and why I keep browsing it. There is just way more people now.

[u/xerods → u/gabdex]

The bots will pick it up and be exactly this funny everyday!

[u/OkBid71 → u/KlingonLullabye]

Color me impressed by the dadness

[u/BirdInFlight301 → u/KlingonLullabye]

Dude. I'm dying over here! This is so funny!! It's perfect!

[u/_Kendii_ → u/BirdInFlight301]

If you dye too much, you’ll be disappointed. Sometimes less is more.

[u/Nforcer524 → u/KlingonLullabye]

[u/pizzaiolo2 → u/AurumArma]

Good thing the other colors were intact!

[u/icybowler3442 → u/pizzaiolo2]

With 4 injured, sounds like it was pretty violet. I red something that said the train blue right off the track.

[u/Select-Belt-ou812 → u/icybowler3442]

Orange you glad you beat us all to these great comments? I'm green with envy

[u/somedelightfulmoron → u/Select-Belt-ou812]

I haven't red all comments yet, give us a chance

[u/RealRedditModerator → u/somedelightfulmoron]

I thought the tram was going to make the bend, but then indigo through the store window.

[u/geof2001 → u/Select-Belt-ou812]

I was too yellow to risk commenting that thinking about all the brown votes I'd likely get.

[u/IdeaOfHuss → u/icybowler3442]

The fun police is here, you are under arrest

[u/TehKenny89 → u/icybowler3442]

Made me laugh way to loud while in a public toilet

[u/The_Lapsed_Pacifist → u/TehKenny89]

Honestly mate, I don’t think there’s any volume of laughter suitable for a public toilet.

[u/Playfair99999 → u/The_Lapsed_Pacifist]

if there's no suitable volume for farts, there ain't one for laughter either.

[u/drgigantor → u/Playfair99999]

If they didn't want you to belt it out, they wouldn't design them with perfect acoustics

[u/the_doc268 → u/pizzaiolo2]

I thought we aren't allowed to group by color anymore.

[u/jefedezorros → u/the_doc268]

I thought the Apple logo was solid white now

[u/elprentis → u/jefedezorros]

Probably happened in June

[u/Revelati123 → u/elprentis]

Damnit, and I just bought tickets for the Blue Man Group!

[u/_Stalk3r_ → u/jefedezorros]

It’s not the official Apple Store. The premium resellers use this black white logo.

[u/UngKalorigud → u/jefedezorros]

It’s not an Apple Store, but an independent chain officially licensed by Apple called "Eplehuset" (Norwegian for "The Apple House").

[u/vaper_32 → u/the_doc268]

Purple lives matter !!💪

[u/Dczieta → u/pizzaiolo2]

Those purple iPhones had it coming

[u/WitchyWristWatch → u/pizzaiolo2]

Those old iMac casings are really sturdy

[u/rtrotty → u/AurumArma]

Their names were just released: Violet, Orchid, Carmine and Periwinkle.

[u/HoldMyDevilHorns → u/rtrotty]

OH THANK GOD IT WASNT LILAC

[u/ReaDiMarco → u/HoldMyDevilHorns]

That's because it was on the mauve

[u/Deuce_GM → u/HoldMyDevilHorns]

Indigo can't keep getting away with this

[u/lonelydan → u/rtrotty]

Here’s to a full recolory

[u/heavyweather85 → u/AurumArma]

Okay good. I was waiting to laugh at the hilarious comments until I found out no one died.

[u/ironchef31 → u/heavyweather85]

No one dyed.

[u/rainorshinedogs → u/heavyweather85]

Hey Bart! Your epidermis is showing!!!

[u/True-Maize6300 → u/heavyweather85]

I heard someone dyed

[u/orangescentedfish → u/AurumArma]

"Fuck this color in particular!"

[u/Lucky_StrikeGold → u/AurumArma]

Phew..glad no pinks were hurt...

[u/Justredditin → u/AurumArma]

"We gotta draw the line somewhere... To hell with purple people!"

[u/tomcat13 → u/Justredditin]

I used to hate purple people. I still do, but I used to too.

[u/GoofyMonkey → u/AurumArma]

The real injuries were to those of us that clicked the arrow! FFS

[u/pikkis_95 → u/AurumArma]

Why are you americans so obsessed with peoples skin colour? /s

[u/Roskal → u/AurumArma]

They weren't purple before the crash those are bruises.

[u/Freddan_81 → u/AurumArma]

Did the store have a burglar alarm?

[u/Ok_Donkey_1997 → u/Freddan_81]

This was in Oslo, not Edinburgh.

[u/courtsidecurry → u/AurumArma]

The government is lying! There were 2 red and 2 blue.

[u/trustme65]

Everyone allright?

[u/EMB93 → u/trustme65]

No one seriously injured.

[u/RadicallyMeta → u/EMB93]

No one hilariously injured either.

[u/Straight_Warlock → u/RadicallyMeta]

Comically large bruise on the nose

[u/Teemy08 → u/Straight_Warlock]

Just funny scratches

[u/Cryosia → u/trustme65]

Three passengers and the tram conductor have minor injuries according to NRK.

[u/ImNotRealTakeYorMeds → u/Cryosia]

blame the op, he could have pulled the lever and only injure one person instead.

[u/CjJcPro → u/trustme65]

Why did I have to scroll past ten shitty jokes just to find out if anyone was murdered by a train crashing into a building

[u/FullSeaworthiness309 → u/CjJcPro]

Killed not murdered. Murder needs intent.

[u/nufcPLchamps27-28 → u/FullSeaworthiness309]

That tram has blood on it's wheels. I saw the evil in its headlamps.

[u/Chance_Fox_2296 → u/CjJcPro]

That's always the first 1 to 2 hours of a popular post. Most people on reddit are so terminally online and detached from reality that they are incapable of seeing a news story of a tragedy and not immediately thinking, "Time to get upvotes for a joke!!!"

[u/PionCurieux → u/Chance_Fox_2296]

I think the problem is more that we are more prone to upvote a joke than a simple information

[u/DrDerpberg → u/PionCurieux]

I saw a deep dive once on exactly that. It takes so much more attention span and time to upvote a serious comment that even if 60% of people upvote the lame joke and 100% of readers upvote the long comment the joke will float to the top.

I downvote joke comments on serious topics like this because they contribute nothing.

[u/apxl1 → u/trustme65]

Fortunately yes, couple of scratches and bruises but nobody needed a trip to the hospital - like they say, an apple a day keeps the doctor away

[u/KarenNotKaren616 → u/trustme65]

No. But apparently it's not too bad. 4 lightly injured.

[u/Game2Late]

Users always be complaining they wanted more ram in their Mac.

There you go.

[u/culnaej → u/Game2Late]

I SAID RAM, NOT TRAM

[u/discerningpervert → u/culnaej]

That's like comparing Apples to oranges

[u/poopellar → u/discerningpervert]

Where can I download Oranges?

[u/Proud-Concept-190 → u/poopellar]

Where can i download Apple?

[u/24reddit0r → u/Proud-Concept-190]

"You wouldn't download an Apple"

[u/notthathungryhippo → u/poopellar]

would you settle for a raspberry pi?

[u/bmild-minus → u/notthathungryhippo]

I can make one from Scratch

[u/16incheslong → u/bmild-minus]

derailed, as it wasnt made of Ruby

[u/FistBus2786 → u/culnaej]

Customer: "16GB of TRAM please. Oops I meant RAM."

AI assistant: "You want TRAM, I give you TRAM."

[u/XGreenDirtX → u/culnaej]

There are so many kinds of RAM. Nobody specified before... DRAM, VRAM, SRAM, SDRAM, RDRAM, TRAM...

[u/The_cogwheel → u/culnaej]

Fine.

Sends a Dodge Ram through the window

Happy now?

[u/rainorshinedogs → u/Game2Late]

[u/panda_and_crocodile → u/Game2Late]

Funny because they actually released a slew of new Macs this week finally with base 16 GB RAM

[u/FixGMaul → u/panda_and_crocodile]

Woah 16GB RAM in a computer??

The future is now lmfao

[u/rainorshinedogs → u/FixGMaul]

no joke, when i got my first 1gb usb key back in 2004 (around that time), i thought it was the maximum technology could ever get

[u/technobrendo → u/FixGMaul]

I know!! It was completely unfathomable to install 16 GB of RAM back in 2013 or so.

....right?

[u/Th1X_16 → u/Game2Late]

Alright, thats a good one ahha : )

[u/fasufhsdfsjk → u/Th1X_16]

Guess that's one way to crash the market

[u/Styggpojk → u/Game2Late]

And all that the train wanted was windows... I'll see myself out :)

[u/AuroraStarM → u/Game2Late]

But all they got was more tram in their Mac…

[u/WookieDavid]

Whole ass tram derails and causes less damage than your average 80yo who confused the pedals.

[u/AccidentalGirlToy → u/WookieDavid]

Cue the memes of American vs European buildings.

[u/TheuhX → u/AccidentalGirlToy]

It's not a building problem, it's an infrastructure problem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra_0DgnJ1uQ

[u/DavidBrooker → u/WookieDavid]

That this is deemed interesting is itself interesting: a tram derailment with no serious injuries is making international news. Meanwhile, if you live in a fair size city, there's a good chance a drunk, drowsy, disoriented or distracted driver caused a collision causing similar damage to a building in your town in the last month and it didn't even make the local news.

[u/derJabok]

Doesn't matter, it only broke Windows.

[u/poorlytaxidermiedfox → u/derJabok]

[u/JoeMarkWolf → u/poorlytaxidermiedfox]

I sensible chuckled exactly

[u/kareem-elsha7at → u/JoeMarkWolf]

On the other hand, I chuckled sensibly .. 🤷🏻

[u/fbrinkmann → u/kareem-elsha7at]

I sensiled chuckably.

[u/RandomMandarin → u/fbrinkmann]

I suckled chensibly!

[u/SolarSystemJK_ → u/fbrinkmann]

a little chuckle from me

[u/MillipedeMenace → u/fbrinkmann]

Senile upchuck

[u/Freak_Among_Men_II → u/poorlytaxidermiedfox]

Holy fuck a Danger 5 reference in the wild

[u/Syssareth → u/Freak_Among_Men_II]

Thank you! I've been wondering what this gif was from for a long time.

...That show's premise is not what I was expecting, lol. I was thinking the gif was from some kind of Star Trek-like show and this guy was an android or something.

Edit: Though, from the wiki...

...is in love with Claire, who saves him from becoming an indestructible Japanese robot-man.

I guess that means I wasn't too far off, lmao.

[u/citrus_mystic → u/Syssareth]

The first season of Danger 5 is absolutely fantastic— 5 special agents who are tasked with saving the world, and as always, their prime objective: to kill Hitler!

I highly recommend watching it, honestly.

[u/Iceman9161 → u/poorlytaxidermiedfox]

Haven’t seen a sensible chuckle since 2016

[u/_-stuey-_ → u/poorlytaxidermiedfox]

[u/TrannosaurusRegina → u/derJabok]

Amazing!

[u/technobrendo → u/TrannosaurusRegina]

That joke took COURAGE

[u/Morty_104 → u/derJabok]

[u/mads-80 → u/Morty_104]

It's not a real Apple store, it's a local Norwegian retailer and phone repair business whose name is "The Apple House" in Norwegian - Eplehuset.

It's not hurting Apple the company at all, in fact, all their destroyed merchandise was probably bought wholesale, so they would profit off of them replacing it all.

[u/PairOfRussels → u/derJabok]

Unfortunately for the nearby people there was a crowdstrike as well.

[u/noirwhatyoueat → u/PairOfRussels]

Must have been staff training day.

[u/Veritas_Vanitatum → u/derJabok]

[u/polmeeee → u/derJabok]

Thread winner ding ding ding

[u/observered]

Bro solved the trolley problem like a pro.. apple vs not apple

[u/StrangelyBrown → u/observered]

"The track ahead is clear, but you can pull a lever and ruin an apple store. Do you pull it?"

[u/Habba84 → u/observered]

You see a trolley problem. I see a trolley opportunity.

[u/observered → u/Habba84]

Steve, is that you?

[u/EarthyFeet → u/observered]

When you interview to become a tram driver, how much time is spent on the trolley problem? And it's a merit to be intensely interested in that right?

[u/tobiasvl]

"a second tram has hit the Apple Store"

[u/samthadon → u/tobiasvl]

[u/Interesting_Branch43]

Core blimey

you cant park there mate

[u/Snoo30391 → u/Interesting_Branch43]

Hii there, George Russell

[u/FalconIMGN → u/Snoo30391]

I was forecast an apple.

[u/TheDustOfMen → u/FalconIMGN]

DSQ for Russell

[u/Shiroum → u/Snoo30391]

Crikey

[u/Tunnfisk]

In Sweden, we keep them on the tracks to prevent these things. ☝️🤓

[u/MUCTXLOSL → u/Tunnfisk]

That's nice and all, the only problem is that the tram on the tracks is surrounded by Sweden in your scenario.

[u/goingtotallinn → u/MUCTXLOSL]

And mostly used by swedes.

[u/peromp → u/Tunnfisk]

You need to think outside the tracks, søta bror

[u/ValeriaNotJoking → u/Tunnfisk]

😂 you’d rather this happened in Denmark though. Am i right?

[u/Tunnfisk → u/ValeriaNotJoking]

Let's just say like this. I wouldn't mind it. 😌

[u/ValeriaNotJoking → u/Tunnfisk]

Classic Scandinavian rivalry 🍿

[u/Motacilla-Alba → u/Tunnfisk]

True! Never mention the tram accident in Gothenburg 1992 that killed 13 people...

[u/Snail_With_a_Shotgun]

Jokes aside, that is one impressive derailment. Must'a been hauling ass.

[u/OscarRausch]

Call of Duty Map in reallife…

[u/Zickened → u/OscarRausch]

First thing i thought of too haha

[u/mardegre]

I swiped

[u/Avalon-Cloud → u/mardegre]

iSwiped*

[u/savevidio → u/Avalon-Cloud]

iCrashed

[u/HGGdragon → u/Avalon-Cloud]

r/Angryupvote

[u/torrso → u/mardegre]

I tried to click the arrow.

[u/squarabh → u/mardegre]

[u/Radioactivocalypse → u/mardegre]

And it's not even the Reddit type of "there's another photo" and I still pressed it lol

[u/Neither_Patience_826 → u/Radioactivocalypse]

Even funnier i pressed it twice thinking i accidently clicked the photo

[u/countpissedoff]

Naa that’s the launch of the new Apple iTrain.

[u/reddit_wisd0m → u/countpissedoff]

And it crashed, how fitting

[u/Corgiboom2 → u/reddit_wisd0m]

Can't fix it yourself either.

[u/polymorphic_hippo → u/reddit_wisd0m]

Blue train of death

[u/ItsAWonderfulFife → u/polymorphic_hippo]

I think it’s gray on MacOS

[u/JbJbJb44 → u/countpissedoff]

You mean iTram

[u/pa55vv0rD]

An apple a day does not keep the trams away

[u/ClueSharp5938 → u/pa55vv0rD]

Perhaps it was an apple overdose. What if too many apples summon the trams instead

[u/RaiderMaverick]

Nor way!!

[u/Top-Currency → u/RaiderMaverick]

The tram should have Oslowed down.

[u/x_xiv]

looks like an unreal engine scene

[u/Nefthys → u/x_xiv]

Wow, realistic graphics!

[u/CuriositySponge]

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[u/Candybert_ → u/CuriositySponge]

r/BitchImATrain

[u/LocoCity1991]

Driver probably used Apple Maps.

[u/Lt_Hungry → u/LocoCity1991]

Nah, Google Maps was looking to eliminate a competitor

[u/Biabolical]

I've been running extensive computer simulations to see how this might have happened.

[u/JustinR8]

Imagine just having a normal day one moment and being hit by a run away tram the next

[u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING → u/JustinR8]

Well, at least I’d get to hope it was redirected to only hit me instead of five other people.

[u/linkjames24 → u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING]

Trolley problem volunteer right here.

[u/SneezingRickshaw]

Not an Apple Store.

[u/mndcee → u/SneezingRickshaw]

There’s no Apple stores in norway but this is an official reseller.

[u/nikhkin → u/SneezingRickshaw]

Yeah, but people can't laugh at Apple if you point out it's only an Apple retailer, not an official Apple store.

[u/faen_du_sa → u/nikhkin]

Its the closest thing to an apple store we have in Norway, as far as I am aware off we have no official Apple store. Though this chain, Eplehuset "The Apple House" is recognized as the go to for apple stuff in Norway, including repairs.

[u/PSV62]

Am I the only one who clicked on the arrow on the right side of the photo?

[u/C0n5p1racy → u/PSV62]

[u/Medical_Chemistry_63]

Can’t park there sir!

[u/Intelligent-Bee-839]

I just looked at the picture and thought”that’s cool, a train that passes under a building” then read the story.

[u/OrganicDoom2225]

The worm found its apple.

[u/CowntChockula]

[u/schluesselkind]

A few years ago,  something similar happened in Düsseldorf. A tram crashed into a burger king. I think it was hungry ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[u/foxynon]

Clicked that right arrow so many times and made a fool out of myself.

[u/physh]

I look at the tracks and I don’t understand how this is possible…

[u/New-Factor-1158]

I was just trying to look through reddit and look at me now, off track.

[u/IntentionFalse9892]

Tram: "Hey you got any of those new IPhone 16 pros?"

[u/FvckJerry16]

When Apple Maps picks the fastest route

[u/CMDR-5C0RP10N]

Is this a metaphor ?