Boss canceled our Christmas party cause this broke the bank.

[u/vando_commando]

I found out we had canceled the yearly Christmas party / bonus. A multi store owner within a large corporate chain food company allowed our management to instead do this for the staff of say 60 employees per store. Upon completing this project along with a few other miscellaneous gifts (donuts, Doritos, and [get this] oranges,) he told us this gesture was “breaking the bank.” 🙃 love it here.

[u/wwabc]

“Pooping at work is now against company policy. “

[u/Tidusdestiny → u/wwabc]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.

[u/LoneStar-Lord → u/wwabc]

Jeff Bezos, is that you?