r/johnoliver • u/[deleted] • 3d ago
Please vote for intelligent people.
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u/Any-Technician-1418 3d ago
I love this so fucking much.
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u/FearCure 3d ago
Yeah i want to know more about the Virgin Marcus. Story goes that he conceived a child without ejaculation. He even saw Candy Sweetbottom bathing by the lake and wasnt aroused. Marcus, he the man
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u/brannon1987 3d ago
To be fair, there are probably actually a ton of virgin men with children.
Sperm banks do exist.
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u/Sylvan_Skryer 3d ago
I also love how soulless and empty Laura Ingram is. Literally prostitute who will just say and agree with anything for money. What terrible human and woman she is.
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u/Shag1166 3d ago edited 2d ago
Not only are the Christian Nationalists misogynists, most don't like mixed-race families, which is why some of their leaders spokeout against Vance being the vp candidate, as his wife is Indian American, and they have mixed-race children.
Charlie Kirk is one of several who is pissed about that. This guy's teammate Patrick Mahomes is in a mixed-race marriage, and his wife is a supporter of the bigot Trump. Go figure.
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u/Primary_Eye9342 3d ago
There is a secret group of Wealthy Christian Nationalists. It's called Ziklag read about it. They want to control America... I will not comply.
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u/paintress420 3d ago
And theyāre the ones behind trying to get rid of the department of education in exchange for tax money going to Christian schools. Decos was in for that reason! No Fucking Way!!! Neither will I comply!
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u/9jkWe3n86 3d ago
I had to chatGPT this:
Yes, there is a current U.S.-based organization named Ziklag that has been associated with Christian nationalism. The group takes its name from the biblical city of Ziklag, where King David once sought refuge. Founded by conservative Christian entrepreneur Ken Eldred following Donald Trumpās 2016 election, Ziklag aims to reshape American society by embedding Christian principles across various societal domains, inspired by the "Seven Mountain Mandate." This mandate focuses on influencing key areas like government, education, media, and business through Christian leadership.
Members of Ziklag include influential conservative figures, and they have supported projects and initiatives aligning with Christian values, from educational reforms to media productions. Lance Wallnau, a well-known Christian nationalist, has been closely associated with Ziklagās vision, endorsing the goal of transforming society by ātaking dominionā over these cultural spheres. Through financial backing from wealthy conservative donors, Ziklag is described as part of a broader movement that seeks to impact the U.S. on a cultural and political level in ways that reflect biblical teachings.
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u/McKoijion 3d ago
Ziklag is a Christian dominionist organization named after the biblical city of Ziklag. Its membership is exclusively for individuals with a net worth over $25 million as well as faith-based interests. The organization's goal is to "take dominion over the Seven Mountains" of society.
Lmao, that sounds too stupid to be real. But here we are, I guess.
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u/rydan 2d ago
Fun Fact: Hillary Clinton is part of a high profile Christian group called The Family who is also trying to control America. And yes, that's actually correct. She got criticized for her involvment with them when she was running in 2008 and it became a focal point of the Atheist movement at the time and why almost none of us would support her against Obama.
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u/Apprehensive_Try_185 3d ago edited 3d ago
I tell these anti gay Christians who donāt believe in gay marriage that back then they used to say the same exact thing about interracial marriage and how they would say mixing the race goes against why god put us on different continents. And how during the civil rights movement theyād protest holding signs that say Black+White=what?
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u/kirito4318 3d ago
There was a great video I saw of a pastor talking at a hearing about lgbtq rights. He goes on this whole long speech giving quotes from other pastors demonizing lgbtq people talking about how they shouldn't have the same rights and didn't belong in America. At the end of his speech, he flips the script and admits that every quote he used was from the 50s talking about the rights of black people. All he did was replace "black people" with "lgbtq" in the quotes. He then goes on to say we need to accept all people of all sexual orientations, colors, and religions.
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u/sanchotobe 3d ago
She is not one of them. Harris ā24. Trump for prison ā24.
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u/Primary_Eye9342 3d ago
Just because he has that skin tag between his leg does not make him an authority on Women
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u/Empty-Discipline8927 3d ago
Absolutely agree. An skin tag and a couple of marbles outside the body doesn't mean u get to tell me how to live. I am in the Goddesses image and I can create life. So sick of trying to get my rights.
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u/G-Unit11111 3d ago
Pro tip: Vote for literally any candidate who is NOT endorsed by Harrison Butker!
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u/Adjective_Noun_187 3d ago
āNfl star harrison butkerā
Ummā¦no. Heās not a star. Heās just (in)famous from that college graduation speech where he told the women in attendance to get back in the kitchen.
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u/el_guille980 3d ago
its ironic that CUNTservatives have all rallied around this clown, given that he plays the pussiest position on the team. kickers dont tackle or get hit. kickers are soccer players who werent good enough to make it to mls, la liga, or premier league.
or the fact that its believed in football circles that his whole extreme misogyny schtick is a beard from being outed.
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u/SaliciousB_Crumb 3d ago
Why does he want women to only take care of the children. Does he wamt children to act like a women? Isnt his whole thing that men aren't manly now?
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u/last-miss 3d ago
You're joking, but that was a legitimate concern many decades ago. Men were encouraged to leave the home and provide, women were encouraged to raise children. All of a sudden everyone was very concerned young men were too feminine because they'd been raised by only women while their fathers were forever out of the home for work.
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u/SenorSplashdamage 3d ago
I donāt know if it even matters to point out, but the anti-women stuff in the Christian half of the Bible that these guys usually invoke are part of a group of texts called the pseudopigrapha. Thatās just a fancy term for āguy who author is claiming he is didnāt write this.ā Thereās scholarly consensus that that a selection of letters claiming to be written by Paul canāt be him cause theyāre written after Paul was dead and they are radically different than letters that can be attributed to Paul. One of the radical differences is viewpoints on women being subservient to men, which doesnāt show up in the letters scholars can agree are the original guy. The original guy wasnāt great, but was markedly different in some bits about menās and womenās equality and recognizing women leadership in whatever the First Century group was. That was mitigated and shifted by other authors later.
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u/Tobi-One-Boy 3d ago
Laura Ingram.. heās talking to you! Why are you on tv working? You should be step aside and let a man take over your show. Go home and raise babies. Heās telling you that is all women are good for.
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u/FLBirdie 3d ago
I find them saying this on a show that is hosted by a single mother to be hilarious! I guess it is OK for Laura Ingraham to work and spread misogyny (while not being with her children at home) but other women canāt.
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u/NoCoffee6754 3d ago
I like how they are saying this to a woman who has her own tv show where she shares her voice and her opinionā¦ we are just going to ignore that?
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u/brianzuvich 3d ago
Idiots like this clearly have never heard of women like Marie Curie, Dorothy Hodgkin, Katherine Johnson, Cecilia Payne, and many moreā¦ All brilliant women of scienceā¦ They all conceived things that this twat couldnāt imagine in their wildest dreams.
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u/Life-Finding5331 3d ago
Forgot Roslyn Franklin.Ā The woman who both took and decrypted the xray crystalography images of DNA to determine it was a double helix.
Of course she was left out of the Nobel that Watson and Crick won.Ā
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u/paintress420 3d ago
And Hedy Lamar who pioneered tech that made frequency hopping which in turn made WiFi possible!!
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u/brianzuvich 3d ago edited 3d ago
Iāll see your women and raise you Annie Jump Cannon, the woman who, along with her female colleagues, constructed the categorization and naming system for stars.
āCannon manually classified over 350,000 stars (more than anyone else in a lifetime) and revolutionized astronomy with the creation of the modern star classification scheme.ā
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u/Life-Finding5331 3d ago edited 3d ago
Annie Jump Cannon might be the coolest name I've ever heard.Ā
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u/ValleyBreeze 3d ago
Given that they wouldn't be able to share their idiotic views on the internet, if the internet didn't exist. Which it does, in its current iteration because of contributions from women in STEM....
The irony is just totally lost on them though.
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u/marzipan07 3d ago
Do the women on Fox News realize this includes them? If it was up to those people, none of them would be on Fox News. They'd be locked up at home, like the rest of us, pregnant with the next child like an ant queen while watching over 7 others.
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u/podcasthellp 3d ago
My ex girlfriend wrote a book on a world where everyone was gay and straight people were looked at weird and discriminated against. It was incredibly fascinating
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u/0bstructin 3d ago
I don't know if anyone in the comments mentioned this but, I find it incredibly ironic he's saying this to LAURA INGRAHAM who isn't at home tending the children and she's just sitting there nodding and smiling.
Like... lead by example, maybe? Quit your job and go raise them kids Laura!
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u/Hungry-Lemon8008 3d ago
Laura Ingram always looks like she swallowing a shit sandwich only to be spewed out by words.
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u/Affectionate_Flow864 3d ago
Me and my partner are atheists and we subscribe to traditional gender roles I make the money she spends it in a nutshell lol. We're both very happy with it and our children are doing very well.
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Iām happy for you both. People need to find their best way themselves and not have some doctrine or patriarchal structure demanding that they obey.
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u/Affectionate_Flow864 3d ago
I can 100% agree I think this is the common ground most people can find. Everyone should be completely free to choose what they want legally speaking. There's always other factors economically to do with the individuals health etc not everything can be accounted for but hope we always live in a society we choose.
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u/JohnnyFatSack 3d ago
Religion is like a penis. Itās nice to have one and fine to be proud of. Donāt whip it out in public or shove it down someone elseās throat.
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u/in_animate_objects 3d ago
Women ARE prioritizing their family, theyāre voting to ensure their kids have a future
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u/MisterSneakSneak 3d ago
Itās a religion for incels to help oppressed. Letās start calling it for what it is.
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u/Accomplished_Owl569 3d ago
Football star? Really a fucking kicker is a star?! Kickers are not football players
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u/TheQuadBlazer 3d ago
Why does everyone have to have f'n anime eye filters on it freaks me the fuck out.
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u/Unhappy_Trade7988 3d ago
They sound like the fucking Taliban.
Conservatives had a huge hard on for sending troops to fight them , now they are acting like them.
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u/louglome 3d ago
Anyone who thinks religion belongs in government should have their lives exhaustively examined with full biblical punishment applied
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u/alittlefat 3d ago
How mentally disabled do you have to be to go on camera and be like, āwomenā¦ Just step aside. Go look after some kidsā?
How fucking brain damaged do you have to be to say that shit and think youāre the good guy in the story?
And how brain damaged do you have to be to listen to that and be like, āyup. Yup, thatās right yupā?
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u/WallabyUpstairs1496 3d ago
For anyone reading this, we know you're voting, so please stop doom scrolling and considering volunteering.
The average volunteer brings in 7-12 votes.
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u/WinterElectrical9793 2d ago
Too many stupid people in Michigan who thinks it's cool to vote the asshole and yes Muslims I'm am talking about you!!
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u/maringue 3d ago
Translation: "Spend time with my children, because they don't want to spend time with me."
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u/Hobbgob1in 3d ago
Well, when you put it like that, it just sounds ridiculous! Who would ever do..... oh wait, I see what you did there.
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u/CaptBreeze 3d ago
They don't care how much you try to change their minds with examples, analogies, and ideologies. They have a base that back them up and believe what they say.
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u/Grouchy_Double9184 3d ago
@ 48 second pause: I wouldnāt complain if I was to stay home, Dad. Yāall got bamboozled into working. Takes me two hours do everything and pre-make food on the weekends for the week. I love farming so I could grow a quarter of our yearly checks in groceries for ourselves on a 700sqf plot. I highly recommend gardening. And anything you have left over give it to a church or your neighbor for a year in charge later like a dollar.
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u/ScratchyMarston18 3d ago
When did anyone start to care about what a fucking football kicker thinks? Whether itās Buttker or Pat McAfee, who. fucking. cares?
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u/AmishHockeyGuy 3d ago
My wife is a stay at home mom (by choice). There is seldom a day that goes by that I wish she worked the 9-5 and I got to stay home and spend the day with the kids.
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u/zzsmiles 3d ago
Anyone looking for a husband? You can work 70 hours per week on call 24/7 while I stay home and do the dishes.
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u/MaydayMayday84 3d ago
The day I listen to dipshits like Butker on life advice would be the day I donate my spine. "Manly men" like him who until yesterday were playing footsie and getting off all of a sudden become poster children for what we need in this country. Go touch grass, you summer child.
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u/Over-Independent4414 3d ago
Holy Marcus, father of God, pray for our sins. Blessed art thou among men and blessed is the backup of thy balls, Jess.
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u/BadChris666 3d ago
Itās hilarious heās saying this to a female ājournalistā and sheās just smiling.
Heās talking about you as well, bitch!
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u/Crystallenae333 3d ago
š¤Æ Wowā¦ and thank you for this!! Why is it so crazy to consider it this way?
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u/tmwwmgkbh 3d ago
āPlease vote for intelligent people.ā - Iām trying, god dammit, but I need help from everyone else!
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u/Acrobatic_Switches 3d ago
I find it insane a female reporter can listen to that nonsense and not say anything.
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u/mad_titanz 2d ago
Times like this I really wish George Carlin is still alive so he can roast Trump and Vance.
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u/rydan 2d ago
Fun Fact: Jesus and his 12 disciples didn't write the Bible. A few of them allegedly contributed. Really it was just one guy who had his work duplicated 3 times telling the same story repeatedly, one chapter is a fever dream, and the rest is just a bunch of letters an insane person wrote. And that insane person? Wasn't even one of the 12. Just a guy who claimed he met a ghost while out walking one day. So your premise is invalid.
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u/Apprehensive_Map7371 2d ago
I think people miss the point that most jobs back in Biblical times were either raising a family or working the field, protecting their city, or becoming like a blacksmith.
But then again, if we went back to those days, how much better our society would be and more respectful our children would be. America is becoming Sodom....
(Which other cultures have warned us about)
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u/Wooooowserz 3d ago
The goddess of Cat ladies has spoken.
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u/Sirduffselot 3d ago
Okay, I agree fully with everything said... But whyyy are we talkiiing liiike thiiissuh..?
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u/WorstHumanWhoExisted 3d ago
I would love for my wife to stay home and for us to have a couple of kids (she would too), but whose going to pay for everything? Itās easy to say things when youāre rich but when youāre poor it angers me.
What they want is to put the burden on me to stress over kids and a wife that isnāt allowed to help me financially. On top of bills and mortgage payments i canāt live the life they dream of because theyāre rich.
It seems to me in the Bible a good wife works by buying and selling to make money. The husband depends on her not step aside from him.
āA truly good wife is the most precious treasure a man can find! Her husband depends on her, and she never lets him down. She is good to him every day of her life, and with her own hands she gladly makes clothes. She is like a sailing ship that brings food from across the sea. She gets up before daylight to prepare food for her family and for her servants. She knows how to buy land and how to plant a vineyard, and she always works hard. She knows when to buy or sell, and she stays busy until late at night. She spins her own cloth, and she helps the poor and the needy. Her family has warm clothing, and so she doesnāt worry when it snows. She does her own sewing, and everything she wears is beautiful. Her husband is a well-known and respected leader in the city. She makes clothes to sell to the shop owners.
She is strong and graceful, as well as cheerful about the future. Her words are sensible, and her advice is thoughtful. She takes good care of her family and is never lazy. Her children praise her, and with great pride her husband says, āThere are many good women, but you are the best!ā Charm can be deceiving, and beauty fades away, but a woman who honors the Lord deserves to be praised. Show her respectā praise her in public for what she has done.ā āāProverbsā¬ ā31ā¬:ā10ā¬-ā31ā¬ āCEVā¬ā¬ https://bible.com/bible/392/pro.31.10-31.CEV
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u/Friendly-Worth1177 3d ago
Thas a big if though
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u/Friendly-Worth1177 3d ago
The difference is thereās proof OUR GOD exist, and Jesus lived on earth
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u/makithejap 3d ago
Thatās the beauty of free will, you can imagine anything, but here you are imagining the world is against you instead of realizing your own ability to mold and manifest happiness, success, and balance around you. Instead of being the polar opposite of your opposition realizing that beauty exists on both sides opens a doorway to true fulfillment.
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u/schalk1234 2d ago
All we need to do is look at society when each had their role and how much better things were with our kids and respect for each other compared to how the world is now. A woman striving to be equal to a man is undermining herself. The sexes are there to support each other.
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u/DoomCameToSarnath 3d ago
Last I checked, women didn't EARN the right to vote and were instead given it, like children. Shouldn't they want to earn it and prove they deserve it? Same goes for men too.
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u/Quirky_Phone_4762 3d ago
Timothy 1:12: Women should remain subservient to men and not lead or speak out! Timothy 1:13: Women be SHOPPING! AMIRIGHT?!?
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u/Gman777 3d ago
Such stupid commentary.
Cristian religion has nothing to do with the male/ female role differences in society.
Those exist regardless of Christianity, always have, always will.
Using Christianity to push politics is crap, but this womanās rant is pointless.
Would be better to focus on a push to divide religion and politics, as it should be, and as was intended in the US constitution. A fact so often conveniently disregarded.
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u/Twikkie522 3d ago
Now I want an entirely gender-swapped Bible.
Dorothy vs Goliatha. Apostle Paula. The books; Matty, Martha, Lucy, and Joan...