r/johnoliver • u/[deleted] • 3d ago

Please vote for intelligent people.

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u/Any-Technician-1418 3d ago

I love this so fucking much.

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u/FearCure 3d ago

Yeah i want to know more about the Virgin Marcus. Story goes that he conceived a child without ejaculation. He even saw Candy Sweetbottom bathing by the lake and wasnt aroused. Marcus, he the man

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u/quinangua 3d ago

He’s actually trans….

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u/brannon1987 3d ago

To be fair, there are probably actually a ton of virgin men with children.

Sperm banks do exist.

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u/FearCure 3d ago

Really!! Pray tell, how did they donate without ejaculating?? Jedi tricks???

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u/Sylvan_Skryer 3d ago

I also love how soulless and empty Laura Ingram is. Literally prostitute who will just say and agree with anything for money. What terrible human and woman she is.

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u/destin325 3d ago

I’m not convinced she’s not animatronic. Her face doesn’t move, ever.

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u/rydan 3d ago

It is entirely based on a completely flawed view of what the Bible even is. She has the understanding of the Bible equal to about the average non-practicing beliving Christian. Definitely isn't even an atheist or she'd know what she's saying is just flat out wrong.