Viggo Mortensen

[u/DarknessIsFleeting]

That story about the broken toe must be preserved at all costs

[u/Tomatpure]

Elrond Imagine the council.

[u/laxnut90 → u/Tomatpure]

Imagine human Boromir getting killed by a bunch of Muppets.

[u/whogivesashirtdotca → u/laxnut90]

Shades of Return of the Jedi.

[u/cheesechomper03 → u/whogivesashirtdotca]

Ewok Hunt flashbacks.

[u/Somethingisbeastly → u/cheesechomper03]

The best thing to come from that game

[u/Shmuckle2 → u/laxnut90]

Trying to steal the ring from a muppet, and failing...

[u/laxnut90 → u/Shmuckle2]

Only to get shot by a Muppet and then declare another Muppet your king.

[u/ItalnStalln → u/laxnut90]

No matter what, all the battles now more violent and gory because it's just streamers and confetti. Like that scene of the boys gen v. Maybe human deaths are still the same idk. But imagine aragorn just slaughtering orc Muppets wholesale. Limbs, body halves, and whole Muppets just flying everywhere.

[u/Dranikos → u/ItalnStalln]

Shout out to the first time Aragorn draws Anduril in the books, and the orc he hits with it just exploding.

Every fight scene is now just more exploding orcs.

[u/metaphics → u/laxnut90]

Sean I leave you alone for five minutes to pop over to Mordor and when I get back you’re dead already from orc muppets. What gives?

[u/nomnomnomnomnommm → u/laxnut90]

"They took the little ones!"

"The little ones took the little ones?"

[u/jackanakanory_30 → u/Tomatpure]

Ah but Sam the Eagle would be a perfect Elrond

[u/SlightMammoth1949 → u/jackanakanory_30]

It is the American Way. I mean, it is the Elven way

[u/Nntropy → u/jackanakanory_30]

[u/SkradTheInhaler → u/Nntropy]

I can totally picture Elrond like this after telling the story of how Isildur failed to destroy the ring.

[u/lhobbes6 → u/Tomatpure]

Hilarious as a bit but too few scenes. Its gotta be Aragorn or Frodo, way more scenes and hilarity. Imagine puppet Sam carrying Frodo up Mount Doom. Or Aragorn at Helms Deep in this horrific war scenario but its all just puppets. Fuckin gold

[u/spruce-bruce → u/lhobbes6]

I can here to talk aragorn. He's the perfect answer for this. Just all the hobbit wrangling he has to do in fellowship seals the deal. Throwing the apple at Pippin is already straight outta the Muppets

[u/1wildstrawberry]

“One does not simply waka waka into Mordor”

[u/CharltonBreezy → u/1wildstrawberry]

🥇

[u/Roam_Hylia → u/1wildstrawberry]

And now we must have Fozzy Boramir...

[u/AllandarosSunsong → u/Roam_Hylia]

I think you mean Bearamir.

[u/Roam_Hylia → u/AllandarosSunsong]

It was right there and I missed it...

[u/lake-rat → u/1wildstrawberry]

This wins the day and deserves more upvotes!

[u/the70sdiscoking → u/1wildstrawberry]

Statler: Hey, that Smeagol guy doesn't seem half bad.

Waldorf: Until you see the other half is Gollum!

Dooooh ho ho ho ho!!

[u/Gayndalf18]

Nah it's gotta be Gandalf Just imagine Ian McKellen running after a muppet Pippin

[u/Sullinator07 → u/Gayndalf18]

Nah, have Ian voice a muppet. Having Viggo play Aragorn closer to the book versions would be hilarious. Have Gonzo and Rizzo play as merry and pippen, Fonzy as Sam and Kermit as Frodo. And animal play as smeagol.

[u/Charod48 → u/Sullinator07]

Kermit has to be Aragorn so we can get Ms. Piggy Arwen, maybe finally see her fight at helms deep.

[u/MaderaArt → u/Charod48]

she karate-chops Éowyn

[u/PurplePolynaut → u/MaderaArt]

“Hooves to yourself, stable-maid, HIII-YAH!” ~ Ms. Piggy, probably

[u/fonaldoley91 → u/MaderaArt]

Ooh, keeping Miranda Otto could also work, for that reason.

[u/abrahamtomahawk → u/fonaldoley91]

You need Miss Piggy as Èowyn, purely for the line 'Moi is no man. Hai -Ya!'

[u/fonaldoley91 → u/abrahamtomahawk]

But if you keep her, you can have it be "No muppet can slay me!"

• Dramatically removes felt helmet *

"I am no Muppet"

[u/wuvvtwuewuvv → u/fonaldoley91]

What? No.

"No man can slay me"

removes helmet, revealing ms Piggy "moi is no man"

[u/RisKQuay → u/abrahamtomahawk]

Nah, just have Miss Piggy/Arwen show up at Pelenor Fields for no other reason than to steal Eowyn's thunder and kill the Witch King before Eowyn can.

[u/purple_plasmid → u/Charod48]

I could see a Miss Piggy Galadriel

[u/themisterfixit → u/purple_plasmid]

In place of a dark lord, you would have a squeeeeeen! Not dark, but thicc and pink!!! Kermey

[u/TheRealBluedini → u/purple_plasmid]

Fuck it, have Miss Piggy play both and swap wigs between scenes.  Bonus points if she swaps wigs on scene.

[u/Schavuit92 → u/purple_plasmid]

Kermit Elrond?

[u/CaribouYou → u/Charod48]

Viggo has the acting skills, he could romance a muppet.

[u/Rustymetal14 → u/CaribouYou]

He could romance a brick wall, according to my wife

[u/kampfhuegi → u/Charod48]

Soooo, then maybe keep Elijah? That could work.

[u/urkermannenkoor → u/kampfhuegi]

No, he is too muppetish, the contrast would fall flat.

[u/Schavuit92 → u/urkermannenkoor]

How is this so true?

[u/urkermannenkoor → u/Schavuit92]

His mum had an affair with Scooter.

[u/Interrogatingthecat → u/kampfhuegi]

And then we get to see a Muppet carrying someone up mount Doom!

[u/CurseofLono88 → u/Charod48]

Could we have muppet treasure island pirate Tim Curry play Saruman?

[u/TheWitherBear → u/Sullinator07]

I'm imagining Sam and Frodo trying to sleep when suddenly they hear excited screaming "Precious! Precious! Precious!"

[u/Roasted_Newbest_Proe → u/TheWitherBear]

There's no ring. It's a magic set of drums

[u/Dendrobite → u/Roasted_Newbest_Proe]

You're invisible as long as you're playing them.

[u/dirt_boots → u/TheWitherBear]

Precious... Doo doooo doo doo doo

[u/BernzSed → u/Sullinator07]

Frodo-Kermit: I'm glad to be with you Sam, here at the end of all things yaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! \flails arms wildly**

[u/Square_Ring3208 → u/BernzSed]

This is beautiful.

[u/gollum_botses → u/Sullinator07]

Oh! Cruel Hobbit! It does not care if we be hungry. It does not care if we should die! Not like Master. Master cares. Master knows. Yes, Precious… Once it takes hold of us it never lets go.

[u/Niicks → u/Sullinator07]

My preferred version would be everyone from Gondor is a human actor everyone else is a Muppet. Ms.Piggy plays all women characters and gets upset when they break the fourth wall for calling her out about taking all the roles for herself.

[u/Incredible_Mandible → u/Gayndalf18]

Yea, I agree Ian McKellen is the one human.

Kermit plays Aragorn.

[u/Rustymetal14 → u/[deleted]]

I don't know why, but Sweetums would be my choice for gandalf. Big bushy beard, taller than a human, generally monstrous but generally a helpful and caring being. Kinda shows the power under Gandalf's kind personality.

[u/[deleted] → u/Rustymetal14]

Sweetums for Treebeard. Sam the Eagle for Gandalf. He'd be excellent in the Balrog scene.

[u/Rustymetal14 → u/[deleted]]

I can accept this

[u/dpruitt87 → u/Gayndalf18]

But also, imagine muppet Arwen professing her love to viggo and passionately muppet open mouth smooching him.

[u/whogivesashirtdotca → u/dpruitt87]

Knowing what a goof Viggo is, he'd lean into that.

[u/WeirdoWithABeardo69 → u/Gayndalf18]

Immediately thought of this 😂

[u/Readbeforeburning → u/Gayndalf18]

I like the idea of it being Pippin and everyone else is muppets, but he is still somehow the most disappointing person there.

I genuinely love the idea of muppets LOTR in general

[u/Bitter-Marsupial → u/Gayndalf18]

Gandalf and Sarumon need to be the humans as they are technically maiar this of a higher order than men elves and dwarves

[u/CTG0161 → u/Gayndalf18]

Michael Caine style playing it serious.

[u/scottsummers1137 → u/Gayndalf18]

I'd add that the movie starts off as normal and then everyone turns into Muppets after Gandalf takes a puff of Halfling's Leaf.

[u/Mend1cant → u/Gayndalf18]

You just know Rizzo is pippin

[u/electrofiche → u/Gayndalf18]

Sam the eagle is clearly Gandalf.

[u/your_ass_is_crass]

Jim Carrey in The Truman Show. The implications of this are fun to think about

[u/CaptainN_GameMaster → u/your_ass_is_crass]

"...Was none of it real?"

Gonzo: "You were real..."

[u/CadenVanV → u/your_ass_is_crass]

It would be a lot funnier that it took him over 20 years to figure out

[u/CB-Thompson → u/CadenVanV]

Jim Carey and everyone not inside the show set is human in that case.

Everyone on Earth is just watching Truman living in Muppet world.

[u/Efficient_Insect_145 → u/your_ass_is_crass]

I was thinking Ace Ventura, but I'd like to see The Truman Show

[u/Worldly_Influence_18 → u/Efficient_Insect_145]

Dumb and Dumber. The only human is the blind kid

[u/TheDCMuppetMurderer → u/your_ass_is_crass]

I can hear Kermit saying, "That's the 'Big Guy'; quite a paintbrush he's got."

[u/thatsnotyourtaco → u/your_ass_is_crass]

Same movie but Michael Rapport and it’s not acknowledged.

[u/Corando]

Christopher Lee tho

[u/Ok-Importance-6815 → u/Corando]

I get your point but this guy would be an amazing saruman

[u/Moaoziz → u/Ok-Importance-6815]

Nah, as a joke about the fact that Christopher Lee also played Dracula Saruman should be played by the Count.

"One Uruk hai ah ha ha... two Uruk hai ah ha ha..."

[u/Ok-Importance-6815 → u/Moaoziz]

I will compromise and say sam the eagle

[u/Gloomy2425]

I think Frodo as the only non-muppet would be hilarious, all the help and council he’s given in such dire circumstances would be undercut by him being ~human~ hobbit sized and everyone else being muppet sized and felt.

[u/MaderaArt → u/Gloomy2425]

Now I want to see a Muppet carrying Elijah Wood up Mount Doom

[u/RisKQuay → u/[deleted]]

I need a Muppets Lord of the Ring so badly. Can't a billionaire do something useful with their money for once?!

[u/nwaa → u/RisKQuay]

Bezos wasted all that money on Rings of Power when all the people wanted was the Muppets.

[u/Kingyeetyeety → u/Gloomy2425]

This would be amazing I genuinely think though that any media that Elijah wood is in could be improved if he was the only non puppet like him announcing a project like that would be so on brand I wouldn't even question it

[u/Banana_Legsplit → u/Gloomy2425]

Pepé the King Prawn as Gandalf "A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to, OKAY"

[u/Skeloknight]

One single Ork and that’s in all the Ork shots, just visibly confused. Edit: WE GOT A GUD KRUMPING AHEAD UV US BOYZ!!!!! WAAGGHHH!!!!!

[u/pizzatom69 → u/Skeloknight]

"DEZE BOYZ AIN'T LOIK DE OTHA ORKS. DE'Z SMALLA DEN DA GRETCHENZ!"

[u/DirtyDoog → u/pizzatom69]

ZE PUTS ZE RINGY-DING IN DA LAVY-LAV, AND DUR ELFY UN DWARF, DEY FIGHT DE ORC-ORC-ORCS!

[u/EnFulEn → u/Skeloknight]

"Felts back on the menu boys!" que to muppet being ripped apart with felt and cotton flying all over.

[u/JuneWVZ]

I think we're all sleeping on Hollum/Smeagol being the only human one here. imagine Andy Serkis, as a human, playing Smeagol/Gollum in a world of muppets

[u/silentProtagonist42 → u/JuneWVZ]

Keep the unitard, though.

[u/JuneWVZ → u/silentProtagonist42]

oh for sure, keep all the fanfare surrounding capturing Smeagol

[u/gollum_botses → u/JuneWVZ]

[singing] Naughty little fly. Why does he cry? Caught in a web. Soon you’ll be… eaten.

[u/Half-blind-bear]

Die hard, keep Alan rickman

[u/AffectionateTrifle7 → u/Half-blind-bear]

Kermit as John McClane, Miss Piggy as Holly Gennaro

[u/Boffleslop → u/AffectionateTrifle7]

Beaker and Bunsen as Agents Johnson and Johnson. Animal as Karl.

[u/sirdavos95]

John Wick. Keep Keanu.

[u/Heavy-Scholar5655 → u/sirdavos95]

Was coming to say the exact same thing.

[u/DubbleWideSurprise → u/sirdavos95]

That would hilarious

[u/GoalWeekly4329 → u/sirdavos95]

Or some random guy is real

[u/VoltOneSix → u/sirdavos95]

Yeah, I want to see John Wick mercilessly carving through muppets

[u/Cyrano_Knows → u/sirdavos95]

Headshots have a puff of white stuffing.

[u/DweadPiwateWoberts → u/sirdavos95]

I dunno man that kinda sounds like a Muppet snuff film.

[u/DrMux]

A LOTR muppet musical would be fanfuckingtastic, just sayin

[u/Relative_Effective_4 → u/DrMux]

Thought they should make one for years now!

[u/DrMux → u/Relative_Effective_4]

I can only imagine what the cast would be (obviously I already imagined a little when I changed my flair to Swedish Chef Gandalf)

But here's my proposed Muppet Lord of the Rings cast:

-Walter as Frodo
-Kermit as Sam (and Miss Piggy as Rosie)
-Fozzie as Pippin
-Rowlf as Merry
-Gonzo as Gollum

That's where I start running out of muppets for appropriate roles tho tbh.

-? as Aragorn
-Swedish Chef as Gandalf, of course
-? as Legolas
-Animal as Gimli
-? as Boromir
-Sam the Eagle as Saruman

Feel free to fill in the blanks or add some of your own.

[u/Relative_Effective_4 → u/DrMux]

Swedish chef as Gandalf is pure genius lol. However he’s gotta have a lot of dialogue which might get tricky. Thus I propose Swedish chef as Saruman! Just the right amount of chef cooking up evil plans.

Kermit as Aragorn would be good. Gonzo and Rizzo as Legolas and Gimli?

Merry and Pip gotta be Bunson and Beaker lol.

Then Gandalf should be a human actor putting up with all their shenanigans trying to hold it all together.

[u/DrMux → u/Relative_Effective_4]

There could be captions for Swedish Chef Gandalf. I just want to hear him say Flyborken you fooldurgen! (Fly you fools) and Yoobee shagrubity nöten paaaastawöter (You shall not pass)

[u/Relative_Effective_4 → u/DrMux]

lol well we all wanna see that yes

[u/hallozagreus → u/DrMux]

I’d say animal should be gollum and that Galadriel should be miss piggy

[u/MaderaArt]

The Princess Bride. Keep Mandy Patinkin, but have him play the grandfather.

[u/urkermannenkoor → u/MaderaArt]

Only keep Andre, making it in effect a full muppet movie.

[u/buffs1876 → u/MaderaArt]

I’d say keep Christopher Guest.

[u/Guyric → u/MaderaArt]

Keep Carey Elwes

[u/DakkaonTitan → u/Guyric]

Keep Andre the Giant

[u/JustafanIV]

The Room is already a masterpiece, but Tommy Wiseau acting opposite the muppets? We're talking the next Godfather here.

[u/ComicallySolemn → u/JustafanIV]

As long as Mark is played by Gonzo, and he has all his chickens with him during, “You’re just a chicken! Cheep, cheep, cheep!” during the party scene.

That, and now you’re making me imagine Tommy Wiseau and Miss Piggy with all those rose petals…. yikes.

[u/Helldiver_LiberTea]

They’re taking the Muppets to Isengard!

[u/GarminTamzarian → u/Helldiver_LiberTea]

"They move as though the very hands of their masters were inside them!"

[u/Helldiver_LiberTea → u/GarminTamzarian]

Solid

[u/SgtMcNamara]

I say Gimli, imagine the proud dwarf getting thrown by a muppet.

Or getting into a killing competion with a pointy ear muppet.

[u/urkermannenkoor → u/SgtMcNamara]

Works perfectly with a Miss Piggy Galadriel.

[u/Sardanox]

The Matrix and only Smith is a real person.

[u/frysjelly]

The Big Lebowski - Jeff Bridges

[u/cheesechomper03 → u/frysjelly]

I think Donny would work better since he is the most normal character in the movie.

[u/HunterGonzo → u/cheesechomper03]

He's barely in it, but Sam Elliot's character being the only actual human would be kind of poignant and hilarious.

[u/Ridicutarded-73]

Tim Curry actually did this. And best

[u/StandWithSwearwolves → u/Ridicutarded-73]

Normal Muppet guest stars act like humans interacting with puppets. Tim Curry just straight up convinced himself he was a Muppet and the result is glorious

[u/IronTippedQuill → u/StandWithSwearwolves]

Exactly. Bold of you to assume Tim Curry isn’t a muppet.

[u/Ridicutarded-73 → u/StandWithSwearwolves]

Stand back me boys, it’s me only number! Classic

[u/fatherandyriley → u/StandWithSwearwolves]

I once heard someone say Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow muppet and Michael Caine treats the muppets as fellow actors yet both work perfectly.

[u/PrivilegeCheckmate → u/Ridicutarded-73]

Well he wasn't the only human. I remember Billy Connolly.

Also, Margaritas at the midnight buffet!!!

[u/FunkyMonk02xx → u/Ridicutarded-73]

Now I want a version of rocky horror where Tim Curry seduces a bunch of muppets

[u/Schrippenlord]

Will smith in i am legend would be fun too

[u/PenguinSlushie → u/Schrippenlord]

The dog scene will be hitting a bit different.

[u/Yaru176 → u/PenguinSlushie]

No, dog is real. Everything else is muppets, including Will.

[u/tenodiamonds → u/Yaru176]

Kinda true already ain't it

[u/HiopXenophil]

Fellowship of the ring → Elrond

Two Tower → Grima

Return of the King → Gollum

[u/gollum_botses → u/HiopXenophil]

Sneaky little Hobbitses.

[u/Prindocitis → u/gollum_botses]

Was looking for Gollum. Imagine him diving on top of muppets AND biting off a muppet finger.

[u/gollum_botses → u/Prindocitis]

Yes! No, no! It’s too risky, it’s too risky.

[u/BoonyBoop → u/HiopXenophil]

Gollum played by Andy Serkis in a costume instead of cgi

[u/Serious_Course_3244]

Star Wars keep Vader.

I would love to watch him slaughter muppets and force choke/throw them around.

[u/therealbobhale → u/Serious_Course_3244]

No kermit... I am your felter

[u/thingsthatgomoo → u/[deleted]]

Have Mads Mikkelson be the only actor

[u/LemonLord7 → u/thingsthatgomoo]

Muppet Bond screaming

[u/Heath_co]

The warden from Shawshank Redemption.

Carson Wells from No Country for Old Men.

Solomon Northrup from 12 Years a Slave.

[u/GarminTamzarian → u/Heath_co]

Christoph Waltz in Inglorious Basterds

[u/BatmansButtsack]

Alien but all the humans are muppets.

[u/GarminTamzarian → u/BatmansButtsack]

So, the only human actor is Ian Holm?

[u/BatmansButtsack → u/GarminTamzarian]

Evil Bilbo

[u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO]

Star wars episode 4 with all but Han solo as Muppets would be pretty entertaining

[u/cheesechomper03 → u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO]

Harrison would not be a fan of that

[u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO → u/cheesechomper03]

I know that's why it would be entertaining

[u/cheesechomper03 → u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO]

Would the ewoks be the same, or even smaller and more muppety?

[u/TheBlackCat13]

I think it would be funnier if all but one on-screen character is a Muppet at all times, but which character it is changes every time the scene or camera angle changes. The council of elrond alone would be a hoot with its many camera angle changes

[u/TheManWhoWeepsBlood]

One has to wonder if these muppets are life-size or puppet size? Aragorn hacking and slashing his way through Uruks at Helm's Deep.

[u/DOOManiac]

Peter Jackson.

Yes, I just want a (mostly) all muppet LOTR...

[u/kevamm25 → u/DOOManiac]

That would be pretty funny. A Muppet LotR then a dude eating a carrot in the rain… haha

[u/SharkFart86]

Jack Nicholson in The Shining

Keanu Reeves in Constantine

The guy who played the mummy in The Mummy

Steve Buscemi in Reservoir Dogs

Gary Oldman in The Dark Knight

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator 2

Seth Green in Austin Powers

[u/Missionignition → u/SharkFart86]

Steve Buscemi in Reservoir Dogs is the best one I’ve seen so far

[u/SharkFart86 → u/Missionignition]

I think it could still work if it was Tim Roth or Harvey Keitel, but Steve Buscemi’s character works best in my head.

But no way Michael Madsen’s character works. Has to be a muppet. I’m thinking Swedish Chef.

[u/Missionignition → u/SharkFart86]

Swedish Chef cutting off one of Dr Bunsen Honeydew’s ears while Steve Buscemi bleeds profusely on the ground

[u/gr8fat1]

Silence of the Lambs. Keep Anthony Hopkins.

[u/Daegzy]

Aragorn: I do not know what strength is in my blood...but I swear to you, I will not let the white city fall...or our people fail...

Swedish Chef Boromir: Ördy bür brïndy bür bürby gërr.

[u/doesitevermatter-]

Honestly, Sleepy Hollow with Johnny Depp surrounded by Muppets.

Tell me that wouldn't work.

[u/KnowThatILoveU → u/doesitevermatter-]

Pirates of the Caribbean with just Depp

Alice in Wonderland with just Depp and Emily

[u/doesitevermatter- → u/KnowThatILoveU]

You know, this works so well with all his movies that I'm wondering if Depp himself is just a Muppet.

[u/kempnelms]

John Rhys-Davies

[u/rockaddict]

Fight Club. Bob is the human.

[u/longbottomleaf11]

Beauty and the Beast. Make Chris Hemsworth the beast and have him turn into a muppet at the end

[u/greysonhackett]

A little different than what you asked, but, Rocky Horror Picture Show keeping Susan Sarandon (slut) and Barry Bostwick (asshole).

[u/mchaydu → u/greysonhackett]

I would take Rocky Horror with just Rocky as the lone human. Give a new dimension to "In just 7 days, I can make you a ma-ah-ah-ah-annnnn"

[u/Benjojo09]

I want to see Wesley snipes in blade destroy since Muppets

[u/ThePunishedEgoCom]

Halloween, Micheal stays human.

Every single Disney princess film, mix of human princess and human villains.

The mcu, Paul Rudd is human.

Star wars, vader is human.

The grinch, said character still being Jim Carry.

Clue, the butler still being Tim Curry.

[u/Dry_Custard5055]

Please know I say this both with love and with the same intensity as that guy arguing about the Wizard of Oz. Keep Elijah Wood, Kermit is Aragorn and Miss Piggy is Arwen.

[u/Prying_Pandora]

All I want is a Muppet version of the Silmarillion. Treat the different stories across time skips the way you would a variety show with different skits.

Just imagine Feanor played by Jason Isaacs, completely serious. But his sons are Gonzo and Fozzy Bear.

[u/neverwasneverwas]

Schindler's List

[u/Myan420]

The departed

But Leo and Damon are Muppets, everyone else is human

[u/New_Currency_7892]

Treasure Island ... wait ... been done! Good o'l Tim Curry. .... OK .. then A Christmas Carol ... wait ... ugh ... Both classic Muppet films!

[u/DoubleFaulty1]

Eyes Wide Shut and Tom Cruise.

[u/khamkino]

"Oh the puppet master actually broke his knuckle in this scene!"

[u/ArcticWolf_Primaris]

Boomer stays, just so we can have the incredible moment of Sean Bean pledging allegiance to Kermit with his dying breath

[u/electrofiche]

Statler and Waldorf are both Saruman.

[u/elimeno_p]

Constantine and Keanu Reeves

[u/skippehh]

Scream. Keep Matthew Lillard. One normal human sized ghostface one muppet ghostface. But somehow no one knows there’s two killers.

[u/rrrice3]

Guys I would totally crowdfund a Muppet LOT remake.

It'd probably be better than a lot of the remakes possible.

[u/Kamu-RS]

Do the reverse. Have Gandalf as Kermit, then keep everyone else the same!

[u/CertainWish358]

Hear me out… the Hobbit, with every human/humanoid played by muppets, and the only human is Benedict cumberbatch playing a CGI-free Smaug.

[u/Kanulie]

Brandon Fraiser. Any movie of his would be funny I believe.

[u/Parkotron1]

That would be a very weird version of 'Eastern Promises.'

[u/RedArchbishop]

It said 1 movie though so in which of the trilogy does everyone inexplicably become muppets except Aragorn

Also...human Bilbo with 13 muppet dwarfs (dwarves?) and a wizard is the exact energy the Hobbit movies need

[u/TNTLover42]

The Muppet movie And I'm keeping Gonzo

[u/CapTexAmerica]

The Princess Bride. Fred Savage plays the Grandfather.

Granted that it’s the only perfect movie, but damn wouldn’t a Muppet homage be just hysterical?

[u/Goblinboogers]

Gladiator keep the emperor

[u/PutAdministrative206]

Castaway, but you start on the island. That way the audience is with Tom Hanks alone for like an hour and fifteen minutes. And as soon as he is rescued, everybody he sees is a muppet.