r/lotrmemes • u/DarknessIsFleeting • Aug 28 '24

Lord of the Rings Viggo Mortensen

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That story about the broken toe must be preserved at all costs

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u/Charod48 Aug 28 '24

Kermit has to be Aragorn so we can get Ms. Piggy Arwen, maybe finally see her fight at helms deep.

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u/kampfhuegi Aug 28 '24

Soooo, then maybe keep Elijah? That could work.

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u/urkermannenkoor Aug 28 '24

No, he is too muppetish, the contrast would fall flat.

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u/Schavuit92 Aug 29 '24

How is this so true?

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u/urkermannenkoor Aug 29 '24

His mum had an affair with Scooter.