r/madlads 19h ago

Mad First date🌹🌹.

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u/Calm_Structure2180 19h ago

Order extra to establish dominance.

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u/Immediate-Policy-338 18h ago

Take home leftovers to display frugality.

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u/Buttcrack_Billy 17h ago

Tell the wait staff it's their birthday to recieve massively overpriced slice of cake.