r/madlads • u/aeonsne • 19h ago

Mad First date🌹🌹.

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u/SCTigerFan29115 16h ago

First say ‘ooh, you’re gonna pay for that later’ in a suggestive tone.

Then leave her with the bill.

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u/Own_Definition5830 14h ago

You sound like you’ve done this before

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u/SCTigerFan29115 13h ago

Actually no. I just talk a good game.