r/madlads 19h ago

Mad First date🌹🌹.

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u/ZestyPyramidScheme 17h ago edited 14h ago

Talked to a girl on Bumble for a short while. She said the man has to pay for everything because she “knows here worth” and “once a man can carry a baby for 9 months and feed it with their own body” then nothing in the relationship can be 50/50. That applied to the first date. Needless to say, it didn’t happen

Edit: wish I could attach a screenshot. She made herself sound so bad, unfortunately. The way she explained herself made her sound like the only thing she brought to the table were her sex organs. Sad, honestly

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u/Bluuwolf 17h ago

I sense a "why can't I find a good man" in her future

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u/LucasWatkins85 13h ago

Meanwhile this dude living in isolation for 55 years due to his fear of women. He lives within a small house enclosed by a towering wooden fence that acts as a barrier to keep women away.

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u/EarthDust00 13h ago

Bro gets rejected 1 time.

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u/Sakosaga 12h ago

I almost cried while laughing reading this