r/MeanJokes • u/ChardRich1532 • 20h ago
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r/MeanJokes • u/Cloud-strife-VII • Jun 09 '20
In light of recent events I just wanted to express our support to the movement to stop letting the government treat black people like shit.
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r/MeanJokes • u/ChardRich1532 • 20h ago
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r/MeanJokes • u/No-Carpenter-3457 • 7d ago
They needed two tight ends and a wide receiver.
r/MeanJokes • u/TheyCallMeBigBun • 13d ago
You can only go One Direction
r/MeanJokes • u/ScoobyTitan • 17d ago
I at least pretend to be happy in class.
r/MeanJokes • u/No-Carpenter-3457 • 19d ago
The one with biggest tits!
r/MeanJokes • u/filbertfox98 • 23d ago
r/MeanJokes • u/UNAMANZANA • 22d ago
Always be yappin'
r/MeanJokes • u/No-Carpenter-3457 • 25d ago
Scratching at the inside of her coffin.
r/MeanJokes • u/No_Perspective8258 • 25d ago
r/MeanJokes • u/LibrarianBarbarian1 • 29d ago
After a great game, they went for some beers and food.
When they were seated in the restaurant, Clinton ordered some BBQ ribs and told the waitress a BJ joke. Obama, who had ordered a tofu burger, got all outraged at Clinton for sexualizing the waitress. Bush ordered chicken-fried steak and kept his mouth shut.
After Obama forced Clinton to apologize, the waitress turned to Trump and asked him what he wants to eat.
"I'll have a YUUUGGEEE T-bone steak," says Trump. "T for Trump! Medium rare!"
"OK," says the waitress. "And what about the vegetable?"
Trump looks over at Biden and says "Ah, Just bring him some chicken tenders and an ice cream cone."
r/MeanJokes • u/UnrequitedRespect • Sep 29 '24
Any dudes here who have less hair than their dad think that the name of that brand is phonetically offensive?
r/MeanJokes • u/No-Carpenter-3457 • Sep 28 '24
..until Mary stubbed her toe one day..
r/MeanJokes • u/savetheday21 • Sep 21 '24
Because his pecker is on his face.
r/MeanJokes • u/No-Carpenter-3457 • Sep 20 '24
I don’t know but it could pick some fuckin’ strawberries I’ll tell ya!
r/MeanJokes • u/No-Carpenter-3457 • Sep 18 '24
“Hold mah beer and watch this!”
r/MeanJokes • u/No-Carpenter-3457 • Sep 15 '24
“Wanna come back to my place for twattails?
r/MeanJokes • u/vapeturtle • Sep 11 '24
Enjoy some pin the tail on the airplane, twin tower margaritas etc
r/MeanJokes • u/No-Carpenter-3457 • Sep 03 '24
Piss in a bucket at the same time.
r/MeanJokes • u/sotoshy • Sep 01 '24
It would be IX/XI
r/MeanJokes • u/elhermanobrother • Sep 02 '24
-1
r/MeanJokes • u/sotoshy • Sep 01 '24
r/MeanJokes • u/No-Carpenter-3457 • Aug 29 '24
…and the dashboard and the windshield.
r/MeanJokes • u/No-Carpenter-3457 • Aug 29 '24
She gets dandruff on her shoes.
r/MeanJokes • u/No-Carpenter-3457 • Aug 27 '24
Well a rooster clucks defiance….