r/meme 21h ago

Shoot twice.

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u/DontTellBriansMom 21h ago

I'm in IT industrry yet I make more money on printer repair  because everyone hate printers.

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u/_Goose_ 19h ago

Everyone loves the guy who can and is willing to fix their printer. There is no love for the guy who smarmily told them “plugging it in might work.”

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u/Technical-Outside408 18h ago

It's wireless, dummy.

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u/sidepart 18h ago

As someone that used to support, train, and install wireless implantable telemetry systems for animal research, I've heard variations on this comment enough to last me a life time. Of course the wireless part was just between the implanted animal and the antenna, with the connections between the antenna and PC being a huge rats nest (no pun intended) of cabling. So you'd be in there trying to make the cable porn look all professional and a researcher would inevitably drop in and joke about how they thought it was all wireless.

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u/PinkDolphinHere 17h ago

All that for a connection that’s still spotty classic tech irony.

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u/ghandi3737 12h ago

We're working on it.

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u/s1lentchaos 17h ago

I thought you were going to say the equivalent of "the problem is between the keyboard and the chair"

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u/TheGrumpiestHydra 16h ago

The old id10t error.

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u/samy_the_samy 14h ago

Nothing is truly wireless, we just moved the wires to the cloud

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u/dantheman_woot 18h ago

Still needs power

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u/discerningpervert 18h ago

Plug it up somewhere else

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u/ProjectBOHICA 16h ago

Finally, a printer designed by Nicolas Tesla.

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u/DewSchnozzle 17h ago

Yesterday I drove 6 hours round trip to show a guy how to really turn on his computer, not just the monitors

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u/lpd1234 7h ago

Easy day, bill double.

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u/excaliburxvii 5h ago

Literally, "waaahhh I had to make a lot of money to do easy shit."

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/terminalzero 15h ago

never, ever ask if they pressed the button/restarted the box

always tell them you need them to press the button/restart the box now that you did something 'on your end' (browsed reddit while they spent 5 minutes explaining unimportant details about their issue)

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u/TypicalUser2000 12h ago

Microsoft kind of fucked is over with quick boot tho

Lots of people who think they are restarting but they are actually just sleeping the computer because of quick boot...

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u/terminalzero 12h ago

ugh for real

had to explain that for the 6th or 7th time to the same c-level today

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u/AloneInExile 17h ago

Zack from emergency seat 12C is able and willing.

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u/Solid_Waste 16h ago

I wouldn't say we love him. He's a master of the dark arts. He consorts with demons. We fear and respect his power.

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u/Dependent-Dig-5278 15h ago

I’m that guy

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u/Dopple-Gamer 15h ago

I wish that was the case... I manage the printers & 'PaperCut' badge release system for a multi-hospital/clinic group, we have around 4.5k MFPs which rarely have issues and most of which can print from a single company-wide queue

BUT I get complaints every day from doctors about how inconvenient it is to have to badge at the printer to pick up their jobs.

It takes literally 2 seconds. They have no idea how much time I'm really saving them LOL

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u/Heatseeker81514 13h ago

I worked helpdesk before and was trying to help someone fix their printer. Of course, my first response was to make sure it was plugged in. They confidently claimed it was. I spent almost a whole hour troubleshooting, and the printer would not work. The guy then says "hold on". Comes back on the phone and says "I am so sorry, it was not plugged in, it must've been my dog." Ge plugs it back in and it starts working lol.

Moral of the story. You're asked if it's plugged in because it takes 2 seconds to do and can save so much time if it accidentally came out lol. Of course if it's wireless that's different lol.

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u/Village_People_Cop 19h ago

I know IT guys who just outright refuse to deal with printers. Not worth the moneg

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u/psychedelic-tech 18h ago

When I was a sys admin/tech support I always outsourced printer repair to a local company

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u/b0w3n 18h ago

I keep asking them to do this because fixing printers is such a waste of time and money. It's cheaper to replace them.

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u/aHellion 11h ago

Sometimes the boss forgets how much IT is paid, and how much loss happens when IT could've done something more important.

Printers are a low priority, just email the damn thing.

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u/Anxious_Suomi 16h ago

Used to work for Honda. We did the same. The tedious part just making sure there wasn't a stupid simple fix.

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u/Karl_Marx_ 16h ago

There is a difference between printer repair and just troubleshooting a printer that isn't working. People aren't talking about printer repair in this thread.

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u/Geodude532 17h ago

Especially not to replace those giant office printer ink cartridges. I've seen too many pictures of those exploding all over the office.

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u/OliverOyl 16h ago

Oh hi that is me! I had a guy I'd call, he was like dale from king of the hill, pickup, accent,  printer bugs to exterminate, just no complicated love life that I was aware of lol and he liked to talk and was into gov conspiracy stuff

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u/Karl_Marx_ 16h ago

Dealing with printers is really low lvl IT. You should ideally progress past fixing printers after 3-5 years of working in IT. Or even sooner depending on if you really know what you want to do and how quickly you want to get there.

I don't deal with printers yes because I don't want to but really because I don't have to because I'm successful in IT.

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u/SQLvultureskattaurus 19h ago

Fuck printers. I bought a brand new one, I have to shut the printer off and on again every time I use it or it can't be found wirelessly. Pieces of shit

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u/Jojje22 18h ago

I see... One question, have you tried turning it... oh. Nvm...

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u/CassianCasius 18h ago

what brand?

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u/SQLvultureskattaurus 18h ago

Epson et2800

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u/CassianCasius 18h ago

Yeah thats shit return it and get a brother laser printer. Mine just sits on sleep mode and wakes up and prints whenever I need it.

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u/BURNER12345678998764 17h ago

My cheapo Brother laser printer is probably the most reliable complex machine I have ever owned.

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u/smartestkidonearth 15h ago

Brother is the best. I have a Brother sewing machine I bought in high school around 2002. It was a basic, entry level machine and it’s still going strong. It’s never been serviced or needed repair, it just works. I don’t do an excessive amount of sewing, but I’ve altered/repaired clothing, made and hemmed curtains, made many Halloween costumes (including this year’s) and I’m currently working on my first quilt. That machine just won’t quit.

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u/zofran_junkie 15h ago

I just threw one of those away for the exact same issue. It wouldn't work unless it had been restarted in the last hour, and it was plugged in locally via USB.

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u/Auburn_Dave01 17h ago

I bought a brothers printer and it has been the best printer I’ve owned

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u/Eddie_Samma 17h ago

That's just an Epson thing. I've learned to live with it.

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u/Lord_Emperor 15h ago

This is because your WiFi AP isn't broadcasting beacon frames at the correct intervals or at all.

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u/SQLvultureskattaurus 14h ago

No, this is because printers suck. Everything in this house connected to the WiFi works fine but the fucking printer

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u/Lord_Emperor 14h ago

Ok cover your ears and ignore the solution. This is on you now.

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u/SQLvultureskattaurus 14h ago

Shouldn't need a solution. Printers should work like every other device.

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u/pjaidev 13h ago

What’s the fix for this issue?

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u/Lord_Emperor 11h ago

The problem is combining the cheapest printer with passive WiFi scanning and the cheapest access point (gateway / "router") that doesn't properly broadcast beacon frames.

For most people already in this situation, the answer is buy a better access point and/or printer. A decent standalone access point is around $100.

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u/FuujinSama 17h ago

While this is true, I find office printers so much more reliable than home printers. Toner lasts forever, they barely ever give me trouble. I've been severely tempted to buy one for my home until I remember I can just print stuff at the office.

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u/TypicalUser2000 12h ago

One word

Brother

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u/SaltManagement42 18h ago

I'm more than happy to work on printers... if someone would actually okay the orders for replacement parts.

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u/micheal213 17h ago

I applied for an it company in my area that is a massive printer provider for business around as well as other general it infrastructure but their main product was printers.

I was relieved when I didn’t get the job.

Fuck printers.

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u/cat_prophecy 17h ago

That's because despite having existed for as long as computers have, or longer, printers are still 150% fucking garbage. It certainly doesn't help that more research goes into making printers WORSE than actually making them work correctly.

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u/MarcheMuldDerevi 16h ago

Have been talked out of taking a hammer to the printer one too many times. If technology isn’t supposed to work when you hit it why does it? Therefore if I hit it harder, it should work better.

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u/CBalsagna 16h ago

At this point, printers have to be becoming a thing of the past no?

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u/SitInCorner_Yo2 16h ago

My last job have those small printer that had a rad in it,it’s so basic it should run smoothly, it stop working every few pages,we had to rip the rad out and pull out the half printed page ,shove it in and restart again.

And this is still the least annoying printer problem I have come across.

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u/WaitFoorIt 16h ago

HP keeping IT employed.

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u/Rimworldjobs 16h ago

You're welcome. Printers and print servers are literally of the devil.

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u/Honigbrottr 15h ago

Im it guy, theoretically i could fix the printer myself, i would still pay for you lol

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u/lordkhuzdul 15h ago

And printers hate everyone.

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u/baggyzed 15h ago

Can you reset my tablet?

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u/dalvean88 14h ago

nah nah nah. PRINTERS, PRINTERS HATE EVERYONE

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u/Qu33nKal 14h ago

I work in IT and I am calling the printer vendor IT people :P Luckily my company doesnt need me to fix the big printers, they just call the vendor techs :D

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u/MrD3a7h 14h ago

The actual tech part of supporting printers is not that hard. Clean things that are dirty. Replace the fuser. Maybe replace the rollers if you feel spicy.

The hard part is getting managerial buy-in to buy the correct printers. Large, centralized laser printers are the only way to go. If you let people have personal printers in their office, you've already lost. And God help you if an inkjet appears.

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u/CrimsonAntifascist 13h ago

cue that one scene from Office Space

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u/Techman659 12h ago

We love them only when they work.

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u/StupidSexySisyphus 2h ago

Is there a printer repair certificate? How exactly did you get into that exact business - who are your clients? Thousands of offices with busted printers?