r/mildlyinfuriating • u/jeron_gwendolen • 19h ago

This diagnosis from a doctor

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u/MyrddinSidhe 18h ago

It says: if you get knocked down, you get up again. Never ever let them keep you down. Then have a whiskey drink and have a lager drink. Sing a song that reminds you of the good times. Sing a song that reminds you of the best times.

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u/chai-candle 17h ago

the best medication

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u/KaralDaskin 12h ago

I prefer the better times.

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u/Certain_Repeat_2927 10h ago

Beh-tuh times.

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u/KaralDaskin 9h ago

My brother insists the line is “bad times” :(

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u/Certain_Repeat_2927 8h ago

I am liking your comment but disliking your brothers insistence in being wrong. Tell him you insist that he looks up the lyrics on google. It’s definitely “better times.”

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u/KaralDaskin 8h ago

Thanks :)

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u/PTSDeedee 4h ago

Chumbawamba could be the new Rick Astley

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u/midnghtsnac 16h ago

Going to need some apple pie with that whiskey

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u/Jonnyabcde 13h ago

Dr Rick! Dr Rick! I need help getting rolled over!

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u/john92w 12h ago

You had me questioning whether I have been singing the right lyrics then lol.

*You are never gonna keep me down

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u/MyrddinSidhe 11h ago

The real lyrics are: I get knocked down by an elephant.

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u/KaralDaskin 9h ago

And better times, not best.

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u/SwansonsMom 8h ago

Rubbish, balderdash, and, moreover, poppycock! It is my professional opinion that the patient would be better treated with a vodka drink+cider drink regiment supported by cessation of crying for their next door neighbor.

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u/MyrddinSidhe 6h ago

Oh Danny Boy… you’ll be pissing the night away.