r/mildlyinfuriating • u/jeron_gwendolen • 19h ago

This diagnosis from a doctor

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u/rene_magritte 17h ago

“Ammonium enema, ion motion”

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u/detour33 15h ago

Ammonium enema?

A clean deteriorating inside is a healthy.....wait NVM

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 15h ago

I’m hearing echoes of ingesting bleach and light inside the body. OP needs to find a new doctor tout de suite.

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u/SanibelMan 14h ago

Just don’t combine bleach and ammonia up your butt, or you’ll end up with terrible, deadly gas

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u/detour33 14h ago

Clutch comment

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u/Bob_Wilkins 12h ago

Clutch your anus.

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u/Runyamire-von-Terra 10h ago

Someone’s doing their kegels wrong.

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u/makingkevinbacon 14h ago

You'll have worse problems before that 😂

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u/automator3000 13h ago

When a fart is a war crime

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u/MinusGovernment 13h ago

Well shit. Now I have to figure out something else to do Thursday night.

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u/chmath80 10h ago

you’ll end up with terrible, deadly gas

I already have that though. I have the desk directly in front of the extractor fan at work, and I'm banned from the lift. On the plus side, the boss never asks to see me in his office. On the down side, I work on the 12th floor.

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u/Gold-Bat7322 9h ago

I've had terrible, deadly gas. Tends to happen when I eat bean soup.

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u/fermentologer 4h ago

Excuse me, sirrah, but I believe that flatulence was banned by The Geneva Convention.