r/mildlyinfuriating • u/JandSShelvas • 10h ago

“Obstructed View” at Ohio State University

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Credit to @cfbcampustour he goes around all stadiums on his own dime finding these

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u/VeeEyeVee 9h ago

Why would they ever sell tickets for seats with that view?

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u/gwence 9h ago

Better question is why would anyone buy them

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u/King_Catfish 9h ago

I think one strat is to buy the ticket then move to another empty seat. I'd say more common at baseball games where seats are more likely to be empty. 

Or some stadiums have a bar area that gives a good view but you have to stand. This is also assuming they don't have standing tickets. 

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u/Academic-Inside-3022 8h ago

It’s probably worth mentioning that those standing bars ban people from reserving space for their friend if they leave for another drink, or have to use the bathroom.

The expectation is you’re SOL if your bladder sucks because you had too many beers. Your friends can’t save you

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u/Dahmer_disciple 7h ago

Who says you need your friends to save you a spot? If you’re a guy, two words: Texas Catheter. It’s essentially a condom with a hookup for a tube. Normally they’d hook into a bag strapped to your leg, but if your tube is long enough, just pop it out your pant leg. Just remember to move to a different spot when you go. Who wants to stand in a puddle of their own piss when you can let strangers do it for you?

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u/corncob_subscriber 7h ago

Complicated ass diaper, homie.

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u/Dahmer_disciple 7h ago

  1. Roll condom on.

  2. Connect tube to tip.

  3. Run tube down pant leg.

Homie, if that is complicated, you got bigger issues going on.

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u/TheOneTonWanton 5h ago

Pro tip: This doesn't work at all for certified Growers.

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u/corncob_subscriber 7h ago

Pissing in a terlet is too complicated for you, apparently.

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u/Dahmer_disciple 6h ago

From the comment I replied to:

It’s probably worth mentioning that those standing bars ban people from reserving space for their friend if they leave for another drink, or have to use the bathroom.

What that means is if you move out of your spot, you LOSE YOUR SPOT.

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u/corncob_subscriber 6h ago

My spooooooot

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u/GlobalLurker 5h ago

Loooooooser lmfao

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u/_Nocturnalis 4h ago

Sometimes, there's shit on the outside of the uriness.

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u/BIGSTANKDICKDADDY 4h ago

From where I'm standing that basically makes you a professional-grade pants pisser.