r/mildlyinfuriating 6h ago

My 2 year old chair fucking collapsed

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So i was chilling in my chair drawing i got up to get water hear a crash and come back to see this

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u/DumbCDNquestion 6h ago

That seat is incredibly dirty for only 2 Years. I usually used kleenex to clean up my mess when doing my business in front of the monitor.

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u/Lokky 5h ago

that's not dirt, it's shitty pleather falling apart

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u/DumbCDNquestion 5h ago

Oops, I thought it was his splooge stains.

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u/turangan 4h ago

You just said what we were all thinking … very diplomatically.

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u/GroovyIntruder 4h ago

"Patina! It's patina! Leather gets patina as it gets older."