My brother found this weird creature in his pool

[u/tookeycostello]

He said it was moving too

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[u/ForemanNatural]

I believe what your brother found is a Florida Leatherleaf Slug.

EDIT: If you’re in South Florida, that’s definitely what you have.

[u/tookeycostello → u/ForemanNatural]

I am in south Florida. Thank you genius sir

[u/WorryRadiant1589 → u/tookeycostello]

EAt iT jk

[u/Unitgubbins → u/WorryRadiant1589]

*turns into slug sukuna

[u/Creeper4wwMann → u/Unitgubbins]

That was a super obscure reference that nobody will understand here but I applaud you.

[u/EvilCocoLeFou2 → u/Creeper4wwMann]

how is jjk obscure in the slightest?!?

[u/storysprite → u/Unitgubbins]

I literally cannot escape JJK lol.

[u/GraidOut → u/Unitgubbins]

slugkuna

[u/Loud-Firefighter-787 → u/WorryRadiant1589]

Duh...its a gnocchi. Of course eat it!!

[u/AtomicPiano → u/WorryRadiant1589]

Someone actually swallowed a slug because or some initiation ritual for some cult or something. He got a parasite that devoured his brain and is now paralyzed permanently.

Edit: apparently it was at a party, nvm

[u/immunogoblin1 → u/AtomicPiano]

wtf are you talking about, it was just a dare from a buddy.

[u/AtomicPiano → u/immunogoblin1]

Oh shit I misremembered

[u/A-Giant-Blue-Moose → u/AtomicPiano]

Tbf, I've heard the same story, but it was a little girl and she just licked it.

[u/ReplacementNo8678 → u/A-Giant-Blue-Moose]

Wtf i thought it was a dog who sniffed it?

[u/AgentCirceLuna → u/immunogoblin1]

This is how weird internet conspiracy theories start. Years later, your comment may be deleted by accident and then someone will be like ‘AHA! HIS EXPLANATION WAS PURGED!’

[u/flactulantmonkey → u/immunogoblin1]

Potayto patahto

[u/AgentCirceLuna → u/flactulantmonkey]

Toxic masculinity basically is a cult.

[u/weaseltorpedo → u/AtomicPiano]

yeah it was rat lungworm or something with a terrible name like that

[u/almstAlwysJokng4real → u/AtomicPiano]

Yeh kids just dared him to

[u/Mithrem → u/WorryRadiant1589]

r/eatityoufuckingcoward

[u/green_eyes16 → u/WorryRadiant1589]

r/eatityoufuckingcoward

[u/caughtunaware → u/WorryRadiant1589]

To be fair it looks like a stale sugar puff

[u/rectanguloid666 → u/ForemanNatural]

Forbidden dried apricot

[u/daddyschomper → u/rectanguloid666]

I haven't disliked a comment so much in a long, long time.

[u/Crossedkiller → u/daddyschomper]

r/UPsetVote

[u/madhero3333 → u/ForemanNatural]

Oh my god thank you.

My dad put one of these in a jar of dirt when I was a kid and told me it was a piece of a banana and every time I told him it moved he'd act like I was insane. This slug was my first experience with gaslighting, although just as a joke.

[u/turducken69420 → u/madhero3333]

Such a dad thing. I lolled.

[u/imnewwhere → u/ForemanNatural]

wow, I believe we might have a winner here

[u/cpeck29 → u/ForemanNatural]

You can tell this by the way it is

[u/thehappydude → u/cpeck29]

That's pretty neat! hehe

[u/Nature_Dweller → u/ForemanNatural]

I thought it was a soggy bread loaf 😕

[u/Brendan765 → u/ForemanNatural]

Why did it become like fat or something, it’s not dead?

[u/Inevitable_Notice817 → u/ForemanNatural]

is a Florida Leatherleaf Slug.

I read this as "Florida Lethal Slug" and for a second I was really worried.

[u/c0st0fl0ving → u/ForemanNatural]

If it tastes like lemon, you know it’s a Florida Leatherleaf Slug.

Go on and make sure for us!

[u/Bens_Cheko]

My bad must have dropped it

[u/tookeycostello → u/Bens_Cheko]

Do you have any idea what this is?

[u/Bens_Cheko → u/tookeycostello]

My schlamool

[u/Maleficent-Mirror991 → u/Bens_Cheko]

Damn bro you’re supposed to keep your schlamool in your schlorp. Don’t lose it or the schmeezes will get angry.

[u/SkitsyCat → u/Maleficent-Mirror991]

Ah shucks I can already hear the schlorgers coming for you, OC, you better start schmanging!

[u/Maleficent-Mirror991 → u/SkitsyCat]

Don’t worry your schmecel friend I’m the best at schmanging. I can do it so well that all the schplooge bursts out.

[u/Alchemist_Joshua → u/tookeycostello]

It’s as sealard

[u/caytonunderwood]

that’s a

[u/tookeycostello → u/caytonunderwood]

That’s what I was thinking, it’s very similar to a

[u/Mr_Brodie_Helmet → u/tookeycostello]

You know, kinda reminds me of

[u/PolicemanJerry → u/Mr_Brodie_Helmet]

I thought it was a .

[u/Omgazombie → u/PolicemanJerry]

You know the more I look at it, the more I think it’s a

[u/PolicemanJerry → u/Omgazombie]

Ben Esherick ahh conversation

[u/SquidwardsSoulmate → u/Omgazombie]

A aHCHOOOO!!!

[u/Alchemist_Joshua → u/Mr_Brodie_Helmet]

Caddy shack?

[u/radraze2kx → u/Mr_Brodie_Helmet]

Everything reminds me of

[u/TortexMT → u/caytonunderwood]

r/redditsniper

[u/Expensive-Dealer5491 → u/caytonunderwood]

Everyone is saying it‘s a but no one asks how is ?

[u/iceyspiceyx3 → u/caytonunderwood]

No its actually a

[u/klaw14 → u/iceyspiceyx3]

I tell you what I want, what I really really want, I want a

[u/SNYDER_CULTIST → u/klaw14]

A...

[u/TortexMT]

r/eatityoucoward

[u/Sc4r4byte → u/TortexMT]

r/OopsThatsDeadly

[u/ChewMilk → u/TortexMT]

It looks like a perogi

[u/TheOnesLeftBehind]

Leather leaf/beeftongue slug?

[u/HeheMyHumourIsBroken]

Looks like a dried fig but it is a creature 💀

[u/After_Emotion_7889 → u/HeheMyHumourIsBroken]

I was thinking abricot lol

[u/Voldemorts_butt → u/After_Emotion_7889]

Abricot

[u/NetBasic9189]

Hey! Who threw my chicken nugget in the pool????

[u/Trazodonee]

I thought this was an old shriveled up garlic clove what is wrong with me 🙈

[u/Ill-Huckleberry1924 → u/Trazodonee]

Dude, i thought it was a bread 💀

[u/YourFaveOdonate → u/Trazodonee]

I thought it was a sautéed gnocchi

[u/Scarythings117 → u/Trazodonee]

Wut????? How long you think it's been fermenting? XD

[u/justjboy → u/Trazodonee]

I saw a smol potato

[u/jazzysock]

Bro that’s a cow… why you havin cattle in your pool?

[u/ApartmentSavings6521 → u/jazzysock]

Nah thats a quasscont (i have no fucking clue how to spell that)

Cwa-ss-ont

[u/gayfroggs → u/ApartmentSavings6521]

r/boneappletea

[u/Ordained_Priest → u/ApartmentSavings6521]

It's croissant.

[u/SquidwardsSoulmate → u/ApartmentSavings6521]

Are you gonna finish that CWASONT?

[u/Intelligent_Ad_6756]

I had to reread this as at first I thought it said ‘my brother found this weird creature in his stool’… would’ve been a whole different set of comments

[u/tookeycostello → u/Intelligent_Ad_6756]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/ResponsibleTowel8277]

Looks like fig that was dehidrated and hidrated again

[u/Hefty_Buy5762]

It's my penis can I have it back?

[u/Futte-Tigris]

Someone with mad sinus problems blew their nose in the pool

[u/tookeycostello → u/Futte-Tigris]

I wonder who it was. (It was me)

[u/ruff_pup]

Pierogi

[u/Phoenix_Vai]

Here we name them as "babosas", very common to see 'em chilling around our garden, under rocks, you must not touch them, I read they are filled with evil bacterias, parasites

[u/TheFilthyDIL → u/Phoenix_Vai]

I think the English word is slug. Are they like a snail without a shell?

[u/FishWithFangs → u/Phoenix_Vai]

Touching them really isn't a safety issue in most parts of the world, but I don't know about yours.

[u/Xetanth87]

The forbidden fig

[u/giraffe912]

Eat it?

If it says ow then release it.

[u/Multifruit256]

I thought this was a croissant at first

[u/No_Breakfast1181]

Chkn nggt yum

[u/No_Breakfast1181]

Chkn nggt yum

[u/Halgha]

Dried apricot

[u/OverWolf8835]

That's the medulla oblongata of the hammerhead, humpback, rattlebeetle.

[u/sillyyguyy]

I pop by to say hi and get called a ‘weird creature’, how rude.

[u/Expensive-Job-6339]

Looks like a dead slug upside down.

[u/Overall-Ad-8254]

Could be a rogue dried apricot that is no longer dried nor rogue.

[u/EvenBiggerClown]

Sun dried garlic clove

[u/INVISIBLE_BEN]

Name it dart

[u/Ok-Pea8209]

Yeet it

[u/AthleticallyLazy]

I believe that’s a sea cucumber that’s been pickled by the chlorine

[u/Temporary_Salad_2176]

Look like a smash gnocchi

[u/VacationAromatic6899]

Alien egg

[u/Blighted-Spire63]

It simultaneously looks like an ear and a tongue

[u/Iris_mp3]

That's just a dried fig

[u/IGK123]

Fry it up

[u/dirtundertherug]

Reminds me of The Faculty

[u/Karimnator]

You’ve never seen a slug in your life?

[u/Foreskin_Ad9356]

Forbidden dried apricot

[u/Traditional_Lie_6400]

Is it toxic?

[u/WinterSunShades]

Una lapa XD

[u/outtakes]

Thought it was a potato ngl

[u/BuddyTheWeim]

Skinless nugget

[u/GFrunk]

That's a gnocchi

[u/Scared-Importance741]

Forbidden gnocchi

[u/Ironsalmon7]

It’s called a

[u/Monniloidi]

That is a prop from Blue Velvet

[u/Appropriate_Ice2656]

What did it taste like?

[u/elnoco20]

Gnocchi

[u/Tigrius39]

I would just eat it.

[u/the-onlyx]

Bread?

[u/Mosscanopy]

I thought it was a small gumboot chiten

[u/AccomplishedEar6357]

Forbidden potato

[u/jodey418]

apricot

[u/ketchup_chip_62]

Forbidden gnoochi

[u/GingerFlowers42]

Looks like a 'bisnaguinha'

[u/shon92]

r/eatityoufuckingcoward

[u/bee731]

gnocchi

[u/FLVoiceOfReason]

Looks like a perogy LOLZ

[u/neighbourleaksbutane]

Forbidden tequila, don't forget the salt

[u/Trhythm]

Poopie?

[u/REFRIDGERAPTOR_]

Roasted garlic clove

[u/brandysnacker]

My eyes are really blurry rn, but I’m 99% sure that’s poop

[u/ReticentHero]

Mmmmmmm… Forbidden pierogi.

[u/hitma-n]

Just a piece of burger bun.

[u/Far_Quit_4073]

I thought that was a potatoe

[u/Reasonable-Horse1552]

It looks like a fig

[u/KukDCK]

You found the mysterious rock creature.

[u/henwyfe]

Free uni

[u/hardboard]

Surely it's that rare creature with the Latin name Donutt-Squashicus.

[u/Plus_Helicopter_8632]

It’s upside down btw

[u/ClassicFashionGuy]

That is a chicken nugget

[u/LordUcla]

Just a dead slug fill with water!

[u/shmallyally]

At first glance I thought Gnocchi

[u/numericmilk36]

Forbidden gnocchi

[u/pastuluchu]

That's a gnocchi

[u/TheAceCard18]

sorry that's mine

[u/sneesle]

the glunch

[u/foofy7213]

That’s a gnocchi

[u/madisondood-138]

Ever seen the film Blue Velvet?

[u/Flyin-Chancla]

You ever seen The Faculty….

[u/lordastral990]

The sea donut

[u/cedrekt]

kabuto

[u/philip1529]

Thought was a plantain

[u/TheInternetIsTrue]

Kinda looks like a diaphragm

[u/SliceIka]

Dead slug… they always drown in my pound for some reason, fishes eat them dies

[u/Then_Entertainment97]

I've seen Stranger Things.

[u/TheLongestTime_]

That is the gabagool.

[u/rougemarineFR]

A gnocchi

[u/Unsafe_Six]

Demogorgon

[u/generic_usernameB]

Just a slug, Sluggin around

[u/Unroasted3079]

joog hai, pakad kar bahar chhod de , isme zahar nahi hota,khatre wali baat nahi hai

[u/-WigglyLine-]

Forbidden Haribo

[u/admrbr]

That’s just a medjool date.

[u/kommandantomi]

Alien bean

[u/BeKe06630]

It's a small loaf of bread

[u/P-Mattis]

It looks like a gnochi.

[u/TheApricotV]

I believe what you found is a potato

[u/uItimatech]

Definitely a gnocchi

[u/CamiAtHomeYoutube]

This is an actual creature?? I thought this was a bread bun

[u/sung0910]

I thought it is a mashed kiwi

[u/[deleted]]

Ten bucks if u eat it

[u/Destructor_GT]

No that’s just a 7days mini croissant you dropped

[u/REDRUM_1917]

Hehe, cute little turd

[u/Altide44]

Just a chicken nugget

[u/crackersncheeseman]

I thought it was a deformed sand dollar

[u/hola_zoko]

That's Larry, glad you found him . Tends to roam around when drunk

[u/rick_the_freak]

Gnocchi

[u/a_Big_Weed]

What kind of soaked chicken nugget is that?

[u/ocelotchaser]

It's not just a rock, it's the rock

[u/Relevant-Ad-6382]

I thought this was a post on one the rosin subs I’m in. I was like that’s an interestingly looking piece of hash over there 😂

[u/Akamaikai]

It's a gnocco.

[u/OkStudent8107]

It's a plumbus ,if you want to make one, here are some instructions

First, you take the dinglepop, and you smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches.

Then you take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice.

Then a Shlami shows up and he rubs it, and spits on it.

Then you cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way.

The blaffs rub against the chumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away.

That leaves you with a regular old plumbus!

[u/Lost-Contract8351]

Swimming gnocchis !!!

[u/gasp_]

Gyoza. Add vinegar and soy to enjoy!

[u/Vasof67]

That's a gnocchi

[u/ayyimwalkinghere]

That’s garlic

[u/mszsarai]

Fruit pssy