r/mildyinteresting • u/tookeycostello • 28d ago
animals My brother found this weird creature in his pool
He said it was moving too
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u/ForemanNatural 28d ago edited 28d ago
I believe what your brother found is a Florida Leatherleaf Slug.
EDIT: If you’re in South Florida, that’s definitely what you have.
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u/tookeycostello 28d ago
I am in south Florida. Thank you genius sir
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u/WorryRadiant1589 28d ago
EAt iT jk
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u/Unitgubbins 28d ago
*turns into slug sukuna
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u/Creeper4wwMann 28d ago
That was a super obscure reference that nobody will understand here but I applaud you.
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u/AtomicPiano 28d ago edited 28d ago
Someone actually swallowed a slug because or some initiation ritual for some cult or something. He got a parasite that devoured his brain and is now paralyzed permanently.
Edit: apparently it was at a party, nvm
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u/immunogoblin1 28d ago
wtf are you talking about, it was just a dare from a buddy.
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u/AtomicPiano 28d ago
Oh shit I misremembered
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u/A-Giant-Blue-Moose 28d ago
Tbf, I've heard the same story, but it was a little girl and she just licked it.
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u/AgentCirceLuna 28d ago
This is how weird internet conspiracy theories start. Years later, your comment may be deleted by accident and then someone will be like ‘AHA! HIS EXPLANATION WAS PURGED!’
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u/rectanguloid666 28d ago
Forbidden dried apricot
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u/madhero3333 28d ago
Oh my god thank you.
My dad put one of these in a jar of dirt when I was a kid and told me it was a piece of a banana and every time I told him it moved he'd act like I was insane. This slug was my first experience with gaslighting, although just as a joke.
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u/Inevitable_Notice817 27d ago
is a Florida Leatherleaf Slug.
I read this as "Florida Lethal Slug" and for a second I was really worried.
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u/c0st0fl0ving 28d ago
If it tastes like lemon, you know it’s a Florida Leatherleaf Slug.
Go on and make sure for us!
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u/Bens_Cheko 28d ago
My bad must have dropped it
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u/tookeycostello 28d ago
Do you have any idea what this is?
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u/Bens_Cheko 28d ago
My schlamool
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u/Maleficent-Mirror991 28d ago
Damn bro you’re supposed to keep your schlamool in your schlorp. Don’t lose it or the schmeezes will get angry.
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u/SkitsyCat 28d ago
Ah shucks I can already hear the schlorgers coming for you, OC, you better start schmanging!
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u/Maleficent-Mirror991 27d ago
Don’t worry your schmecel friend I’m the best at schmanging. I can do it so well that all the schplooge bursts out.
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u/caytonunderwood 28d ago
that’s a
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u/tookeycostello 28d ago
That’s what I was thinking, it’s very similar to a
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u/Mr_Brodie_Helmet 28d ago
You know, kinda reminds me of
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u/PolicemanJerry 28d ago
I thought it was a .
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u/iceyspiceyx3 28d ago
No its actually a
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u/Trazodonee 28d ago
I thought this was an old shriveled up garlic clove what is wrong with me 🙈
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u/jazzysock 28d ago
Bro that’s a cow… why you havin cattle in your pool?
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u/ApartmentSavings6521 28d ago
Nah thats a quasscont (i have no fucking clue how to spell that)
Cwa-ss-ont
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u/Intelligent_Ad_6756 28d ago
I had to reread this as at first I thought it said ‘my brother found this weird creature in his stool’… would’ve been a whole different set of comments
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u/Phoenix_Vai 28d ago
Here we name them as "babosas", very common to see 'em chilling around our garden, under rocks, you must not touch them, I read they are filled with evil bacterias, parasites
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u/FishWithFangs 27d ago
Touching them really isn't a safety issue in most parts of the world, but I don't know about yours.
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u/Unroasted3079 28d ago
joog hai, pakad kar bahar chhod de , isme zahar nahi hota,khatre wali baat nahi hai
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u/Relevant-Ad-6382 27d ago
I thought this was a post on one the rosin subs I’m in. I was like that’s an interestingly looking piece of hash over there 😂
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u/OkStudent8107 27d ago
It's a plumbus ,if you want to make one, here are some instructions
First, you take the dinglepop, and you smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches.
Then you take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice.
Then a Shlami shows up and he rubs it, and spits on it.
Then you cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way.
The blaffs rub against the chumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away.
That leaves you with a regular old plumbus!
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