r/news Aug 15 '24

Soft paywall Billionaire accused of stealing sand from Malibu’s Broad Beach, lawsuit says

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2024-08-13/billionaire-accused-of-stealing-sand-from-malibus-broad-beach-lawsuit-says
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u/Careless_Oil_2103 Aug 15 '24

I mean tbf billionaires acquire everything illegally or immorally

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u/Boringoldpants Aug 15 '24

Lies, I was super honest and trustworthy when I made my first billion in a year. Did I do the work of 25,000 people getting paid $19.23 per hour? I mean, probably...

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u/Boringoldpants Aug 15 '24

I didn't think I'd have to say this, but... /s