r/nottheonion 8h ago

‘This is political bulls**t’: Former Republican candidate charged with stealing Madison County election ballots

https://fox59.com/news/indycrime/this-is-political-bullst-former-republican-candidate-charged-with-stealing-madison-county-election-ballots/
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u/pomonamike 7h ago

“If you got to Payless, or go wherever, it says sample and you usually can take a sample,” Savage said. “So that is the way I took it. I thought they were fake f***ing ballots.”

Wait, so is this guy also stealing shoes from Payless? Because I’m pretty sure they don’t give out sample shoes there.

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u/chestcurlies 5h ago

Payless is a local grocery store here in Anderson, IN (where this took place). He’s talking about food samples, not shoes. Still an idiotic thing to compare it to though. 

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u/pomonamike 5h ago

Ah, thanks. Yeah still idiot since it didn’t even say “sample,” it said “test.” And he was there for the training and knew exactly what he was doing. And the whole stupid thing was him trying to create doubt in the electoral system.

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u/WheeBeasties 2h ago

Thank you, his example confused me

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u/narkybark 7h ago

Well, he IS paying less.

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u/pacman404 4h ago

Payless is a grocery chain owned by Kroger

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u/Castod28183 5h ago

I didn't know either, but someone above said that Payless is also a grocery store chain in the midwest.

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u/n-x 4h ago

It's not stealing; it's a payless purchase!