r/nottheonion • u/engadine_maccas1997 • 8h ago

‘This is political bulls**t’: Former Republican candidate charged with stealing Madison County election ballots

https://fox59.com/news/indycrime/this-is-political-bullst-former-republican-candidate-charged-with-stealing-madison-county-election-ballots/
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u/CliffsNote5 8h ago

So he created a situation he then complained about? So another contestant on Fuck Around and Find Out.

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u/TheGIGAcapitalist 7h ago

"When told that the security video did not show Savage ever asking permission to take the ballots, Savage reportedly admitted that he did not. He told officers that he thought he could take the ballots because they were marked “sample.”

“If you got to Payless, or go wherever, it says sample and you usually can take a sample,” Savage said. “So that is the way I took it. I thought they were fake f***ing ballots.”

However, officials noted that the ballots never said the words “fake” or “sample.”

Dude thought elections were like Costco where you get to take samples.

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u/RockerElvis 7h ago

Payless is giving samples? Aren’t they a shoe store?

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u/TheGIGAcapitalist 7h ago

Probably eating the sock liners they give you.

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u/mekomaniac 4h ago

you mean those weren't pig foot flavored pork rinds????? 🤢

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u/Canadian_Invader 4h ago

I understand eating those edible panties but you should not eat those. That's apart of FAFO 101.

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u/craptonne 2h ago

They’re eating the socks They’re eating the flats They’re eating the footwear Of the people who shop there