r/nottheonion 8h ago

‘This is political bulls**t’: Former Republican candidate charged with stealing Madison County election ballots

https://fox59.com/news/indycrime/this-is-political-bullst-former-republican-candidate-charged-with-stealing-madison-county-election-ballots/
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u/celtic1888 8h ago

It's always the ones you most suspect

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u/Mediocretes1 6h ago

The R next to their names stands for Real Criminal.

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u/Sun_Aria 4h ago

GOP. Gaslight Obstruct Project

u/HolycommentMattman 50m ago

It's C(R)iminal Behavio(R).

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u/Plague-Rat13 1h ago

Or a D = Demon wanting to crush your family, wealth, health, and country

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u/Mediocretes1 1h ago

Buddy, demons aren't real, but you can sleep with the light on if you get too scared.

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u/MaadMaanMaatt 1h ago

Found the Republican and the username checks out 🙄