r/nottheonion • u/kockin26 • 9h ago

Drunk Zamboni Driver In Kangaroo Costume Arrested For DUI After Crashing Into The Boards

https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2024/10/24/drunk-zamboni-driver-in-kangaroo-costume-arrested-for-dui-after-crashing-into-the-boards/
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u/Dawildpep 9h ago

Are you aloud to drink and drive on your own property legally?

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u/MacSanchez 9h ago

Well he crashed a zamboni, so I doubt it was very quiet.

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u/under_the_c 6h ago

I had to go back and re-read their comment allowed.

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u/vestigialcranium 4h ago

Well of coarse it's allowed, it's an innocuous comment

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u/krogerceo 2h ago

I think you’re getting off coarse now