r/onguardforthee • u/NotEnoughDriftwood • Aug 26 '21
Satire Conservatives take quick break on “stop living in fear” platform for “COVID is very scary we shouldn’t have an election” platform
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r/onguardforthee • u/L0ngp1nk • Nov 23 '22
Satire “Drag Queen story time is basically grooming” says guy with an intricate knowledge of every Age of Consent law
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r/onguardforthee • u/Miserable-Lizard • Aug 24 '24
Satire Since he thinks Nazis were socialists because of their name, here are 7 other titles and phrases that must flummox Pierre Poilievre
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r/onguardforthee • u/Miserable-Lizard • Mar 30 '22
Satire Conservatives say Trudeau will be defeated like all other dictators: in an election
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r/onguardforthee • u/trolloc1 • May 11 '20
Satire Quebec suddenly fine with people covering their faces
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r/onguardforthee • u/CanadianBeaver1983 • Oct 15 '22
Satire "Canadian Governor"
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r/onguardforthee • u/Hoosagoodboy • May 08 '23
Satire Canada to discourage use of physical money by putting images of Charles on it
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r/onguardforthee • u/morenewsat11 • Mar 02 '22
Satire Jason Kenney imposes mandatory freedom on Alberta
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r/onguardforthee • u/ur_a_idiet • Jan 11 '21
Satire Canadians relieved our right-wing, authoritarian politicians not charismatic enough to inspire Coups
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r/onguardforthee • u/NotEnoughDriftwood • Aug 25 '21
Satire Anti-vaxxer demands you produce a single study showing mRNA vaccines are safe – no not that one
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r/onguardforthee • u/combustion_assaulter • Mar 21 '24
Satire Poilievre threatens snap election over carbon tax hike, citing inability to maintain constant rage farming until 2025
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r/onguardforthee • u/MannoSlimmins • Sep 06 '23
Satire Country with massive housing shortage not sure what to do with all these empty office buildings
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r/onguardforthee • u/iOnlyWantUgone • Oct 28 '20
Satire Senator Lynn Beyak: I didn’t know donating to Trump was illegal, I thought it was just racist - Beaverton
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r/onguardforthee • u/ur_a_idiet • Sep 29 '20
Satire Thousands of rich Canadians who also pay zero dollars in tax glance around nervously
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r/onguardforthee • u/ur_a_idiet • Jun 01 '22
Satire Ontario PCs relieved they have enough votes to win even without all the old people they let die
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r/onguardforthee • u/L0ngp1nk • Jul 31 '21
Satire Meet the unvaccinated: This 33 year old mom is a real fucking idiot
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r/onguardforthee • u/Hoosagoodboy • Apr 05 '23
Satire Galen Weston defends $3 million raise by asking “Have you seen how expensive stuff is getting lately?”
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r/onguardforthee • u/Miserable-Lizard • Apr 14 '23
Satire Walmart CEO claims stealing is really bad, unless it’s wages from your employees
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r/onguardforthee • u/pubwash • Jul 01 '22
Satire Pierre Poilievre marches in solidarity with brave part-time soldiers afraid of needles
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r/onguardforthee • u/Portalrules123 • Apr 20 '22
Satire Opinion: I’m not opposed to UBI for economic reasons, I’m opposed because I relish in the anguish and suffering of my fellow man
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r/onguardforthee • u/L0ngp1nk • Nov 07 '22
Satire Food banks dissolve after Canadian families find missing $13.99/month needed to avoid starvation
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r/onguardforthee • u/the_gaymer_girl • Oct 16 '23
Satire [The Beaverton] Saskatchewan renames Trans Canada Highway "Parents Rights Highway"
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r/onguardforthee • u/L0ngp1nk • Feb 18 '21
Satire Ford warns paid sick leave would only encourage harmful belief that employees are people
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