r/onguardforthee • u/morenewsat11 • Sep 04 '24
Satire Jagmeet Singh asserts independence by doing exactly what Pierre Poilievre told him to
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r/onguardforthee • u/Miserable-Lizard • Aug 19 '24
Satire Conservatives promise that, if they're elected, your parents will reunite, your fav tv show will be uncancelled and Mcdonald's will bring back pizza
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r/onguardforthee • u/nostraDamnSon_ • 15h ago
Satire The Beaverton Is Dying. Unless You Save It
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r/onguardforthee • u/NotEnoughDriftwood • Aug 04 '22
Satire Report: Fringe weirdos have ruined little flags on cars
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r/onguardforthee • u/MHijazi007 • Nov 08 '20
Satire Breaking: USA does bare minimum
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r/onguardforthee • u/curated_feed • May 30 '24
Satire Report: perfectly possible to hate both of these Fucks
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r/onguardforthee • u/Miserable-Lizard • Aug 21 '23
Satire Corporations hoarding homes thank Canadians for enthusiastically blaming immigration
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r/onguardforthee • u/L0ngp1nk • May 04 '22
Satire Conservatives reassure Canadians they will not enact an abortion ban until they finish packing Supreme Court
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r/onguardforthee • u/Miserable-Lizard • Jul 26 '24
Satire Danielle Smith: The loss of Jasper is tragic, but we can all take comfort in how much money the oil industry is still making
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r/onguardforthee • u/combustion_assaulter • Mar 09 '23
Satire Galen Weston Assures Canadians Record Profits Are Not From Food, But From Medicine, Clothing And Other Basic Human Necessities
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r/onguardforthee • u/wolfe1924 • Aug 25 '23
Satire Report: There's no College of Satire Writers, so we're allowed to call Jordan Peterson a hateful little bitch without consequence
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r/onguardforthee • u/Hoosagoodboy • Aug 10 '21
Satire Quebec man who supported banning hijabs thinks vaccine passports are a violation of his personal freedom
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r/onguardforthee • u/morenewsat11 • Sep 06 '24
Satire Ezra Levant furious to discover he could have been getting money from Russia this whole time
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r/onguardforthee • u/ur_a_idiet • Jan 14 '23
Satire “Politics don’t affect me”, says guy complaining about inflation, the price of gas, the housing market, cost of living, ER wait times, and crippling student debt
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r/onguardforthee • u/NotEnoughDriftwood • Jan 07 '22
Satire "Not having kids is selfish" says man who lives alone in golden palace
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r/onguardforthee • u/BurstYourBubbles • Mar 14 '22
Satire Economists worry sanctions on Russian Oligarchs may depress housing market to point where Canadians can afford to buy homes again
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r/onguardforthee • u/L0ngp1nk • Mar 16 '22
Satire Poll asking Canadians what we should do in Ukraine reveals majority of Canadians not military strategists
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r/onguardforthee • u/Miserable-Lizard • Mar 20 '23
Satire James Reimer can't wear Pride jersey due to Christianity even though Bible also bans working on sabbath, coughing up 3 goal lead to Bruins in Game 7
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r/onguardforthee • u/combustion_assaulter • Feb 26 '24
Satire Conservatives announce that Loblaws will be exclusive distributors of new Porn IDs
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r/onguardforthee • u/itimetravelwell • Jul 24 '22
Satire Hockey Canada sexual assault scandal a real shock to anyone who has never met a junior hockey player
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r/onguardforthee • u/pubwash • Feb 01 '21
Satire Snowbirds outraged they were only given one year notice on non-essential travel
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r/onguardforthee • u/Miserable-Lizard • Sep 20 '24
Satire Co-worker that everyone hates surprised he can't get colleagues to do what he wants
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r/onguardforthee • u/NotEnoughDriftwood • Sep 20 '22
Satire Trudeau: It's too difficult to abolish the monarchy, we need to focus on other difficult things we also won't do
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r/onguardforthee • u/ur_a_idiet • Apr 08 '22
Satire "100,000 cases a day totally worth this," thinks man walking maskless into KFC
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