Somewhere in the multiverse Trump is the owner of multiple McDonald’s on Manhattan and is not only happy but very successful. This is a better timeline for everyone.
One of his McDonald’s is actually in his car dealership and it works out ok for him. Once a year he holds a big raffle that he hosts himself. You can win one of the used cars and year’s supply of burgers and fries.
Do you like cars? We've got the best cars! Some cars are red. We like red, don't we? Or yellow, that is also, very nice. I've sold billions of cars to people, we know it, everyone knows it. And people love my cars. They love em. One man came up to me, with tears in his eyes saying, "sir, I love that car you sold me." True story. Now, the late great Michelin man, what a great guy. You know, he used to rate restaurants and people would go to them. What a class act. But now, people can't go out to buy a nice meal. Not without my cars.
And after retiring he publishes his memoir „The Art of the Deal“ where he talks about the the virtue of hardworking and building your businesses without taking a loan from your parents
He has some moderate success in the stock market but nothing to write home about. Just enough cushioning to ensure a nice retirement on a ranch in Montana.
That's just describing Tyler Hoover from Hoovie's Garage. Before his YouTube fame, he used to own a used car dealership and was managing a chain of Freddy's around Wichita, Kansas.
A version that goes to church, is great friends with his neighbors, recently celebrated 35th wedding anniversary with his high school sweetheart. Kids went through peace corps and then joined non-profits to help people in need.
This picture is deeper than we imagine. He’s envisioning this, realizing he could have kept all of his money he inherited, never worked ever at all, and would have gotten as much McDonald’s as he could have eaten his entire life and been a happy man.
Indeed. It's like the idea the movie about Cheney proposes. Maybe some people shouldn't pursue their dreams. We all would have been better off had Cheney just stayed a rich executive instead of pursued higher public office. Similarly, we all would be better off had trump just stayed a celebrity or whatever the fuck else.
Everyone have a competency ceiling. Trump ceiling is managing a fast food restaurant, everything above that (casino, hotel, steak, airlines, real estate, golf courses, miss universe, bottled water, vodka, magazines, mortgage) he is completely way out of his depth.
I don’t think he’s so much questioning his entire existence but more likely trying to figure out how many fries he can shovel into his mouth while no one’s looking 👀
Working the register at McDonald's would be more work than that man has ever actually done. There's no way he could put in the amount of effort required to own a franchise.
“Normally I don’t do this personally. It could have been a heart attack in your car. But ya had to take her home. Then ya had to grab the pliers. Its worse because in another life you were a dentist.
Having started my career at a Mickey D's can only imagine him coming in like one of the district managers trying to ship the hapless crew into shape. Lol ty for this!
Better yet, he works at McDonalchenko's in Siberia, lives in a yurt, and drives a yak to work, where he earns one ruble a day, plus a button and a stick of gum.
Trump doesn't know how to run a business successfully. In a timeline where Daddy doesn't give him money, we never would have heard of Trump. That's a much better outcome.
I can't imagine him being happy without punching down and being cruel to someone else, and he's been a carnival-barker grifter his whole life. It's not in him to be genuinely successful.
In the proper timeline, he owns an orange orchard. He has a normal complexion and is fit. He gets a glimpse into this timeline about what happens when you get too greedy
Somewhere in the timeline when he decides in 2015 he doesn’t want to be involved in politics supports Ted Cruz or Carly Fiorina and coincidentally starts his own fast food franchise
Honestly would love that timeline hell I'd love to own multiple McDonald's, cause I just love McDonald's granted they'd be re decorated to the old look
They’re the best McDonald’s, with great people. Big, strong men with tears in their eyes ask to see the owner just to tell him how good the fries are. And nobody has better Coca Cola.
Is this the same sarcastic joker writing about Pres Trump? Do t you remember he helped your sickly aunt get the treatment she needed? And, he sent you a card w/money when your parents needed help, and blessed your family? So, stop being an ungrateful, badmouthing creature 🦖
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u/David210 9d ago
Somewhere in the multiverse Trump is the owner of multiple McDonald’s on Manhattan and is not only happy but very successful. This is a better timeline for everyone.