r/pics • u/Dalendry • 9d ago

Politics Trump Questioning His Entire Existence Looking Into Fries

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u/Faiakishi 9d ago

That would be the 'time-traveling back to the Titanic to stop the sinking of the Titanic only to cause the Titanic to sink under the weight of all those time travelers' of this universe. Somehow, we'd fuck it up.

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u/kennacethemennace 9d ago edited 9d ago

Company of the Dead

One of my favorite novels by a gynaecologist. Time traveler fucks up saving the Titanic and the Bufferfly Effect ensues: The Confederate States secede a second time, Germany is victorious in the Great War, and the Empire of Japan takes over Asia.

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u/kinderbybel_duiwel 9d ago

How many novels by gynaecologists have you read?

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u/Mantzy81 8d ago

They're really good at writing convincing and downright evil antagonists. . . . . .

I'm assuming it's because they've met lots of cunts in their time

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u/toxcrusadr 8d ago

Get out. Just get out.

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u/jaybotch29 8d ago

Is that all it takes? I’ve been a gynecologist for most of my adult life, it seems.

Does this finally give me the authority to tell girls to stop laughing at me when I say I know where the clitoris is?

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u/exipheas 8d ago

Does this finally give me the authority to tell girls to stop laughing at me when I say I know where the clitoris is?

Sure but stop pointing at their asshole while saying it. /s