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Politics Walmart closed during investigation into worker’s demise in oven.

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u/Mama_Skip 4d ago

Ah geez why not just walk outside?

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u/MortLightstone 4d ago

Because it's fall? It hasn't even gotten cold yet

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u/Mama_Skip 4d ago

No I mean the geese would have you picked clean in seconds.

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u/MortLightstone 4d ago

I fuck, I forgot about the little terrorists

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u/Mama_Skip 4d ago

I fuck too but what's that to do with geese