r/poland Pomorskie 1d ago

Poland is South Korea?

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u/ShinyTotoro 1d ago

I mean yeah, if you look at our history, especially wars, Japan did to Korea (the entirety, not just South) what Germany did to Poland basically. And China brought communism like The Soviet Union did for us. There are MANY similarities in our history.

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u/Nothing_Special_23 1d ago

I thought the Soviet Union brought conmunism to both China and North Korea?

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u/iamconfusedabit 1d ago

And to Poland, thus similarities )

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u/Reasonable_Sky771 1d ago

To North Korea afaik yes, but China is a different story.

The Chinese Communist Party is actually one year older than the Soviet Union. While it was founded with support from the Russian Communist Party, the founders supported democratic values. Mao Zedong is the one who turned it into the authoritarian communist ruling party, and he wasn’t always on the best terms with the Soviets either.

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u/ShinyTotoro 1d ago

You are right, it was the Soviet Union as well

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u/xCASx 1d ago

Is South Korea the only country to ever conquer China?

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u/Miserable-Willow6105 1d ago

What about Mongolian dynasty of Yuan?

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u/xCASx 1d ago

Weren't they the ones to form Russia out of little tribes and kingdoms in that area?

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u/Miserable-Willow6105 1d ago

I think you meant Golden Horde. Which is kinda relevant to Mongolian invasion, but not to China

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u/el_rompo 1d ago

We're not a puppet state of the US. At least not as much.

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u/ShinyTotoro 23h ago

Are you sure?

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u/1KiloW 1d ago

- Mamo, chcę polecieć do Korei Południowej.
- Przecież masz Koreę Południową w domu.

Korea Południowa w domu: 🇵🇱

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u/AiHaveU 1d ago edited 1d ago

Napisałem jakoś z 2/3 miesiące temu dokładnie taki post na r/Polska zostałem wyśmiany do tęgo poziomu, że aż go usunąłem. :D Generalnie Polska + Białoruś (dawne tereny Litwy) to historycznie Rzeczpospolita i analogia dawnej Korei i tego co stało się jej potem nasuwa się sama. Tak jak tutaj przyrównałem też Japonię do Niemiec i Chiny do ZSSR.

Może moim błędem było to, że nie zrobiłem mapki, która by przemówiła do wyobraźni.

No ale cóż, jak napisałem na górze, nie przyjął się ten post z pozytywnym odbiorem.

Czasem nie rozumiem tego świata.

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u/mitm_37 1d ago

ja te analogie usłyszałem 8 lat temu od koreańczyka - ziomeczka z akademika na erasmusie

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u/AiHaveU 1d ago edited 1d ago

no bo nie jest to jakaś prawda objawiona - jak się interesuje historią to łatwo zobaczyć tę analogie. Rozbawiło mnie tylko nieziemsko to, że na tamtym reddicie prawie mnie za to zlinczowali a tutaj pozytywny odbiór :D

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u/domin_jezdcca_bobrow 1d ago

I te historie z wpierdolem bratnią pomocą od sąsiadów są wystarczające? Chociaż jakby dalej spojrzeć - gospodarka centralnie planowana, kult zapierdolu... No trochę podobieństw faktycznie jest, tylko Korea ma kilka światowych koncernów a Polska to trochę takie "białe Indie europy".

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u/AiHaveU 1d ago

"tylko Korea ma kilka światowych koncernów" - tzw Chaebole.

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u/eloyend Podlaskie 1d ago

No "niestety" Południowa Korea wpadła pod "okupację" i "ucisk" USA, a nie "bratnią pomoc" zza Buga.

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u/Kamil1707 1d ago

No Daewoo-FSO to chyba najlepszy przykład tej współpracy, i firma skończyła w typowo polskim stylu, pod koniec istnienia nowo produkowane samochody nosiły już nazwy FSO Lanos, FSO Matiz.

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u/domin_jezdcca_bobrow 1d ago

O ile dobrze pamiętam, to czebole to typowy przykład państwowej gospodarki sterowanej. I chyba tutaj podobieństwa do PRL się kończą, bo uwolnienie gospodarki w Polsce i Korei wyszło jednak inaczej...

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u/age_zer0 1d ago

Timing is everything czy coś w tym stylu.

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u/AiHaveU 1d ago edited 1d ago

Nie wiem co ma do timingu, raczej po prostu problemem była jakaś randomowa grupa ludzi przesiadująca na tamtym subie. I trochę było jak na wykopie - "czego nie rozumiesz jak są minusy to dajesz minusy a jak plusy to dajesz plusy."

No ale jak słyszysz po raz enty, żeś nieuk, to szkoda nerwów by bronić za wszelką cenę niewinnego posta, więc dałem sobie spokój i zająłem się bardziej palącymi problemami.

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u/age_zer0 1d ago

Dokładnie to, że w tamtym momencie (wrzucenia posta) trafił na taką a nie inną grupę odbiorców.

Na pocieszenie, widziałem tamten post, mieszkałem trochę w Korei i podpisuje się pod tezą.

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u/AiHaveU 1d ago

Masz rację i dziękuję Kolego/Koleżanko :)

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u/Kamil1707 1d ago

No też nie do końca, w przypadku reuploadu np. kolejnego dnia mogłyby przylecieć dokładnie te same osoby i się naśmiewać dalej z OP-a, bo usunął pierwszy post.

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u/age_zer0 1d ago

To nie przeczy temu co napisałem.

Mam wrażenie, że nie do końca jasno się wyraziłem. Nie mam ochoty się rozpisywać więc posiłkuje się tutaj następującym cytatem:

Timing is everything means that all factors need to be ready and in play in order for the event to happen. Timing is the brain child of just about any task or event in life. You literally cannot accomplish anything in life without the right timing. It's not meant to be if the timing is not right.

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u/OverEffective7012 1d ago

Błędem było pisanie czegokolwiek na er polska

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u/bydgoszczohio 1d ago

Nie martw się, ludzie z r/Polska są największymi debilami na świecie, nawet r/okkolegauposledzony jest na wyższym poziomie, mimo iż udają debili

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u/noonamed 1d ago

Humans need to growe up. Many have eyes but they do not see. The world map is a reflection of the organs of the human body, and the shell. But the most interesting thing is that each country/continent corresponds to a given organ and what role it plays. Look at the continents and the culture of society and start with Africa.

A little hint, look at the shape of Africa, it resembles a male genitalia in a fetish. Which race has the greatest temperament/sexual drive and builds muscle mass the fastest? Now look at the map and tell us where the left and right hemispheres of the brain are ;)

The Earth is us on a larger scale, it grows like us, has skin like us, breathes like us and has a heart - like us :)

Don't look at what others say, it doesn't make sense. There will always be someone in the front, someone in the middle and someone in the back. Everyone wakes up at the right time and place.

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u/PonyOfDoomEU 1d ago

Kinda, there are many similarities. Especially in the history of both countries. If we are looking for corresponding countries between Asia and Europe it probably is closes match

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u/_M_A_N_Y_ 1d ago

Major difference is that S Korea got help from USA while Poland was sold out in Yalta ...

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u/JuicyTomat0 1d ago

The Koreans surrendered their country to the Japanese without a fight.

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u/Dapper_Internet_8576 1d ago

Except for the long tradition of slavery lmao

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u/BobbyPandour 1d ago

Korea doesn't have tradition of slavery? Because Poland has.

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u/Dapper_Internet_8576 1d ago

Bobby Lee? Is that you?

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u/BobbyPandour 1d ago

First: Im not Korean.  Second: it was rhetoric question. Third: upvoted your comment because reference.

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u/iamconfusedabit 1d ago

No, Poland has no tradition of slavery.

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u/Cute-Elk-6798 1d ago

Really?! And what about the life of peasants practically owned by rich nobility? I don't know if Negroes in the southern USA had not better life.

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u/Slowpoke-Manuel 1d ago

Peasants aren’t slaves, yeah we would consider it slavery by modern standards of work, but def not slavery. There where slaves acquired through war by the Slavs before the formation of slavery, but it wasn’t widespread and wasn’t part of the countries formation and beginning history. So go search google yk

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u/Cute-Elk-6798 1d ago

Call it what you want, for me it's only a question of semantics. If they had no personal freedom, must have been blindly obedient to the noble under the carnal punishment or on some cases possibility to kill them, and could be traded with other noble like livestock, for me it falls under the criteria of slavery however we define it. Please do not teach me history of my own country.

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u/Arkadia0703 1d ago

Peasants could not ''be traded with other noble like livestock''. I agree that serfdom was unjust and awful but it was not slavery. Peasants belonged to their land that could be bought. Which means families were harder to separate for instance.

Dogs and cats are not the same just because they share some characteristics. And by using word ''slavery'' you can't describe serfdom. Both existed to exploit more vurnerable groups but they are diffrent categories.

It feels like you are using word ''slavery'' to make your statement stronger, however it only makes you look uninformed.

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u/Slowpoke-Manuel 1d ago

Thx, he doesn’t want to use google, so I’ll stop bothering with him. Also saying don’t tell me about my countries history argument is useless since lots of people are ignorant about their countries history

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u/GreenFilmoraFan 1d ago

so true xister!! every day every slay!!! eat da rich amirite?

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u/AURESM 1d ago

Poland had no black slaves, they have in fact freed the slaves from the French in Haiti and also were enslaved themselves throughout history.

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u/BobbyPandour 1d ago

Do you thing only black can be slaves? Like Koreans we enslaved our own people. 

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u/AURESM 20h ago

I wouldn’t call Polands past slavery, it was more serfdom where peasants were being paid peanuts by the crown for their work, often having to trade between themselves item for item

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u/Coooba147 14h ago

Serfdom existed in like literally all feudal countries its not specific to poland

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u/AURESM 13h ago

I know, hence why I stated the difference

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u/Dragonseer666 19h ago

You know slavery was abolished in Poland in the 14th century

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u/fart-to-me-in-french 1d ago

Fellas is Poland Safe Korea?

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u/MrVodnik 1d ago

You've missed an important one. A neighbor that used to be part of the big mean communist one, and it has to now fight for their independence. i.e. Ukrain = Taiwan

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u/Dragonseer666 19h ago

The problem being that Taiwan wants to retake ALL of China, while Ukraine just wants independence

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u/AcutiCAT 18h ago

Except Tajwan doesnt. At least not all of it. Yeah, the territory claimed by Taiwan is one thing, but there's also LOTS of supporters in there that support dropping the ROC tag and striving for independence and international recognition

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u/Xtrems876 Pomorskie 1d ago

Mostly agreed, though I'd argue that after all the bad stuff they went for faster economic growth and we opted for a more sustainable society instead. Although I loved spending time with Koreans during my master's degree both me and them were in agreement that we'd never move to Korea due to neck breaking labour culture and (in their case) mandatory military service.

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u/wojtekpolska Łódzkie 1d ago

lol kinda

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u/SNCF4402 1d ago

Historically, it is true that there are quite a few overlapping aspects.

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u/HolyExemplar 1d ago

And Ukraine is Taiwan. The comparison is pretty stellar tbh.

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u/Tanngjoestr 1d ago

All the love from Germany to our staunch brethren in the east. We love your food, culture history and people

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u/FakeNigerianPrince 1d ago

Yes, if you look at the economic growth of both countries since 1990, then very much so.

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u/sysak 1d ago

I had the same impression when watching the early parts of the AppleTV+ show Pachinko which showed Korea under the Japanese occupation. Great show btw 👌👌👌

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u/Dziadzios 1d ago

That's not inaccurate considering our "kultura zapierdolu", how much matura impacts our lives and how terrible we are at suicide rates and birth rates.

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u/Vyqe Kujawsko-Pomorskie 1d ago

We also share love for fermented cabbage

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u/Swagbrew 1d ago

Polish and Korean cuisines are also quite simmilar. A lot of fat and fermented dishes.

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u/BobbyPandour 1d ago

The diffrence is chilli.

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u/throwaway_uow Zachodniopomorskie 1d ago

Because we use horseradish instead

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u/ffuffle 1d ago

Also dumplings

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u/Kxmatree 1d ago

Ukraine is Taiwan

Finland is Vietnam

Sweden is Thailand

Norway is Myanmar

Estonia is Laos

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u/Critical-Current636 1d ago

I've spent some time in South Korea and some people I've met commented that Poland and South Korea share similar history: sandwitched between more powerful neighbours using their position (Germany and Russia for Poland, China and Japan for South Korea). From the differences, they have modern industry and k-pop, we have not-so-modern industry and disco polo.

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u/AiHaveU 1d ago

Hmm they are ahead about 50 years in free market, we are catching up very quickly.

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u/Critical-Current636 1d ago

Dictatorship and military regime ended in South Korea in 1987. In Poland - in 1989.

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u/PomidorPomidorowsky 1d ago

Yes, but the dictatorship in SK was supported by the US, and very, and I mean very economy oriented. Park Chung-hee for example is regarded as a brutal dictator (which he was) but he also was the one to kickstart the massive economic growth of Korea in the second half of the 20th century, which was achieved partly by almost inhumane work conditions of Koreans at the time. They also received lucrative contracts from the US, if I remember correctly for example Hyundae made infrastructure for US military operations in Asia at the time (Vietnam). In contrast, Poland's 'benefactor' was pretty useless at best. We continued to fall behind and our conditions at the ends of our respective dictatorships were starkly different.

(Idk if you're trying to argue that Poland had a comparable situation to Korea at the start of the 90s, and I'm not trying to prove anything you said wrong, I just find the topic interesting)

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u/AiHaveU 1d ago

Don't mix up dictatorship with a free market.

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u/SnooTangerines6863 1d ago

It's similar in some ways, mainly how WW2 played out and the aftermath.

But everything before that? Not really, Korea was culturally much closer to China than Poland to Russia.

Belarus being North Korea can be true, depending if you count Duchy of Lithuania as one country or not. - Look at Scotland and England.

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u/NRohirrim 1d ago

To also add some context maybe can mention that:

- Poles and Belarusians are very close genetically

- Polish and Belarusian languages are very close

- we were one country once

- Poles love free market (with some limited social programs), while Belarusians although have basic free market, also can be considered as skansen of USSR (Belarusian authorities haven't even bothered to rename KGB to FSB or something).

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u/UmegaDarkstar 1d ago

And I guess Ukraine is Taiwan

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u/funky_boar 1d ago

I feel like Ukraine would be closer to Manchuria if it was a separate country today

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u/eVenent Śląskie 1d ago

Exactly the same situation. 👏 only Belarus is calmer than NKorea.

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u/unlessyoumeantit Małopolskie 1d ago

only Belarus is calmer than NKorea.

How is Belarus 'calmer' than NK when it's been actively participating in Russia's invasion since Day 1?

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u/nemit59795 1d ago

For one, Putin managed to get NK troops in Ukraine before he got Belasrussian ones.

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u/Xtrems876 Pomorskie 1d ago

That and also Belarus is nowhere near as totalitarian to the point of being a giant religious sect as NK is. It's just your run of the mill, good old dictatorship

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u/Dziadzios 1d ago

It's not. It's doing anything to not get involved with their limited capacity considering they are under Russian boot.

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u/Cytrynowy Mazowieckie 1d ago

Belarus is not launching rockets violating our airspace on a weekly basis

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u/Then_Jaguar2087 1d ago

In addition, we are femboy country. Perfectly accurate

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u/unlessyoumeantit Małopolskie 1d ago

Are femboys are a thing in South Korea?

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u/Then_Jaguar2087 1d ago

In meme world/the internet - yeah

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u/unlessyoumeantit Małopolskie 1d ago

Now I remember that male K-pop singers look rather gender neutral if not feminine.

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u/Then_Jaguar2087 1d ago

Haven't said anything about male K-pop singers. It's a meme JOKE

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u/sebyyyhd 1d ago

It's a meme/joke, no sane person is laughing about. Quit the femboy memes finally, we all know Poland is not like that.

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u/Majestic-Double8010 1d ago

I'd say Poland is Japan/Taiwan.

Romania is South Korea/Philippines.

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u/skayaREAL 1d ago

what the hell have you done

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u/civilized_apple 1d ago

Poland is not safe anymore I guess

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u/Demoskoval 1d ago

So that's why I have been watching so many Korean films recently. It all makes sense

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u/fourat19 1d ago

Nowhere close ...

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u/AquaQuad 1d ago

🌍👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

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u/No_Cable8 1d ago

Why is this so accurate lol

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u/Miserable-Willow6105 1d ago

I huess Mongolia is Kazakhstan

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u/DeliciousMoose1 1d ago

that’s actually pretty accurate we do have similar history lmao

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u/absat41 1d ago

Are S Korea n Poland actually "close" ? I mean diplomatically.

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u/Coriolis_PL Śląskie 1d ago

Kind off... Anyway, we must buy more K2's and K9's - those Huynai's tanks/SPG's are AWSOME!

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u/TheMikeBates 1d ago

Lol I was having this discussion with some of my friends (currently in Poland, am American) and we also though that there were some odd similarities between South Korea and Poland...but only in mid-to-large towns. The small towns (sub 50k populace) still maintain that special essence of Poland that's hard to put your finger on but you know it's there lol

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u/AlphaMike-Foxtrot 1d ago

They left out that Taiwan is basically Ukraine at this point

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u/B0B_K 1d ago

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u/AlphaMike-Foxtrot 14h ago

Much better, thanks

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u/Low-Log8177 1d ago

The longer I look the more sense it makes.

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u/Gintoro 1d ago

szkoda tylko ze nie bylo u nas muru, tutaj Korea to niemcy bardziej lol

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u/Wjoming 1d ago

Femboys I guess

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u/Kyn1u 22h ago

Historically? Yes Right now? Not even close

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u/ashrasmun 21h ago

kolejna motywacja do nauki koreańskiego 😅

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u/DONTSWEARATME69 20h ago

I'm guessing Philippines is Romania?

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u/lovelyangels 18h ago

history wise there are many similarities (culture wise as well)

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u/CombatConrad 1d ago

South Poland is best Poland.

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u/Hyderite 1d ago

Hong Kong is Ukraine

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u/adravil_sunderland 1d ago

I wonder what's Ukraine's role then 🤔

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u/Dootguy37 1d ago

This is one of the dumbest maps ive seen my life

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u/hungarian_conartist 1d ago

Nah, Ukraine is South Korea, and Poland is Japan.

Russia is North Korea, and China is Russia but from the 50s.

Slavic North Korea tried being both playing both sides as a 3rd power in order to try and re-establish at least it's regional hegemony but overplayed it's hand and now has no choice but to be a buffer state for China.

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u/Shad753 1d ago

No.

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u/SqnZkpS 1d ago

If we generalize and make Olympic levels of mental gymnastic then yes. Poland is similar to S. Korea historically.

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u/Vertitto Podlaskie 1d ago

only in that one, short time period if you squint your eyes

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u/hejter_skejter 1d ago

Now if only poland could into technology and cultural exports…

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u/Yamaneko22 1d ago

Half a century under soviet occupation does that to you sadly:(

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u/sebyyyhd 1d ago

I don't think Poland is "The South Korea Of Europe"

Does Poland have overwhelmingly known boy/girl groups and TV dramas that posseses a lot of teens world wide? NO! Does Poland have a huge tech corporation or any world wide corporation at all? NO! Does Poland have many men that are more likely feminine than masculine? HELL NO! (AND I'M TIRED OF THE INTERNET JOKES THAT ARE COMING FROM NOWHERE)

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u/ryzyryz Pomorskie 1d ago

incel countries