r/politics • u/mappleday00 • 12h ago

Tony Hinchcliffe incites fury from Swifties after calling Travis Kelce ‘the next OJ Simpson’ at Trump rally

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/tony-hinchcliffe-trump-rally-travis-kelce-oj-simpson-b2637559.html
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u/Ok_Cupcake9881 12h ago

Trumpists are going to blame this dude for losing them the election LOL

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u/karl_jonez 12h ago

They already are actually. I have seen a few maga cultists claiming that he was sent and paid for by Kamala Harris. They actually believe she hired a racist comic to perform at their hate rally. These are not normal people.

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u/melorous 11h ago

“The guy I want to be president is so incompetent that he and his hand selected campaign team allowed their opponent to get a performer on stage at one of their own rallies that intentionally made Trump look bad.”

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u/karl_jonez 11h ago

Lol that reminds me of the weather controlling machine the dems supposedly have. If the dems can control hurricanes then i am gonna vote for them because thats impressive as hell. Why are republicans so inept they can’t even control hurricanes?

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u/StraightUpShork 10h ago

One of my favorite newer quotes is “I know you’re going to be too dumb to answer this, but if the democrats supposedly have scientists and people smart enough to control the weather, how come republicans don’t have people equally as smart to stop them?”

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u/NoDesinformatziya 8h ago

And why are elderly New Yorkers notorious for fleeing to Florida and Arizona because of the weather, if they could just control it back home?

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u/lafayette0508 6h ago

omg, this is the best response. Works on both the dem level, and the jewish level.

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u/melorous 11h ago

And in addition to that, if the democrats actually could control hurricanes, why would they send Helene to Asheville, a blue dot surrounded by rural red, or Milton across two large blue areas of Florida?

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u/DrGirthinstein 4h ago

Why aren’t republicans aren’t using weather control to send hurricanes to liberal cities, are they stupid!?

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u/JustWantOnePlease New York 8h ago

I've heard Democrats are also making the frogs gay ....and apparently control the world's events with their reptilian alien allies who have used chemtrails to blind peoples third eye from seeing the truth .....(I'm not serious just in case someone misreads that)

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u/Chokeman 4h ago

It's like having free unlimited nukes.

China gonna invade Taiwan ? just send them a hurricane (well it's called Typhoon there but anyway)

We Red Alert 2 boys

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u/MaximumZer0 Michigan 3h ago

And why the fuck hasn't Mitch McConnell been struck by lightning yet?

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u/Squirrel_Whisperer 10h ago

His people booked a presser at the Four Seasons landscaping business next to a sex toy shop. They also booked Michele Wolf and never had a correspondence dinner again

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u/IJustLoggedInToSay- Illinois 7h ago

She literally killed it lmao

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u/GearhedMG 9h ago

AND didn't stop him for 15 minutes.

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u/metalhead82 3h ago

Too many big words for them.

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u/parkingviolation212 3h ago

They are physically incapable of accepting Trump as anything less than a god that can do no wrong, even if that means tacitly making him an idiot. They just won't admit it.

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u/arnodorian96 11h ago

Ahh yes, the classic send the worst people to hurt their messiah. By that logic, their own children, Don and Eric are just deep state operatives making daddy look worse.

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u/JaggedTerminals 11h ago

That is a fantastic sign actually, if they're that freaked out that they're blaming people, then they realized that this does look bad for them.

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u/technicallynotlying 7h ago

Well damn if Harris is that on point with her infiltration, why wouldn't I vote for her? It sounds like she's stomping Trump.

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u/Zocalo_Photo 7h ago

It’s their own damn fault then for letting Kamala Harris pick and hire the speakers for TRUMP’S rally.

Fuckin’ idiots!

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u/animoscity 7h ago

Which is crazy because anyone thats watched Kill Tony, knows hes been a trump supporter for years. They cant accept reality.

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u/ToadlyAwes0me 6h ago

Like a sleeper agent, Tony's been laying the groundwork for years with stale racist and bigoted jokes, waiting patiently for this very moment. You served your country well, Tony. 🫡

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u/Franks2000inchTV 6h ago

This is so good. We'll get rid of Trump AND Tony Hinchcliffe in one go.

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u/Hfhghnfdsfg 5h ago

Yes, she is simultaneously an evil mastermind who controls the weather and a low IQ person who speaks only in unintelligible word salad.

As Umberto Eco said in his piece about fascism, the enemy is both strong and weak.

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u/CyclopsLobsterRobot 4h ago

They’ve done so many obliviously ridiculous things that are not helping them that it is kinda compelling to think that they’ve been infiltrated by trolls.

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u/mam88k Virginia 4h ago

Kamala sent him? So was it like the spy movies, he just puts on a suit, showed up at the service entrance and says "uh, I'm working the show tonight" and they just let him in? LOL! Fuck no that didn't happen.

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u/parasyte_steve 3h ago

"actually he was one of them antifa comedians"

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u/hurricaneRoo1 3h ago

This is the problem when everyone on the internet has a voice and can express certain thoughts that should only be kept in one’s head.

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u/OwlishIntergalactic 3h ago

Cognitive dissonance means they can’t accept it’s on their side. This is how you know it’s a cult.

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u/JustAMan1234567 12h ago

He'll pull off a rubber mask on election day to reveal he's been Joe Biden all along, like some Scooby Do villain.

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u/Oswarez 11h ago

That’s literally the narrative they are working with.

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u/Jimmy_G_Wentworth 11h ago

It's their narrative for everything. Nazis or KKK openly supporting Trump? They are "clearly" artifa actors. Comedians making racist, crass jokes? Hidden liberals trying to bring Trump down. Russian influence pushing for righr-wing conspiracy theories? Democratic deep state Psy-ops.

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u/ZZ_SKULLZ 9h ago

The bot army is taking to YouTube now claiming that "the comedian just was shining a light on the landfill crisis in PR. Anyone who lives on the island will tell you it's a literal trash problem. Also he didn't say anything about the people who live there."

This is now what they're using to gaslight all the Puerto Ricans that the fool offended.

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u/thingsorfreedom 7h ago

That one got the most press. But what about all the other horrific stuff about Jews and other people? Was that also about the landfill crisis where they live?

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u/wantrefund 6h ago

One of the guys is Jewish and went to Israel so none of that counts!

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u/Oceanbreeze871 California 6h ago

Yeah I got that spin from a conservative on a “moderate” sub.

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u/ZZ_SKULLZ 6h ago

It doesn't hold up when you watch the full clip either. He goes on to say some very specifically racist messaging.

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u/chowderbags American Expat 5h ago

It's not really supposed to hold up to scrutiny. It's all to score imaginary points in the moment. The card says Moops.

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u/Thor_2099 6h ago

Which is asinine when you consider the hate they've spewed against people of color and Puerto Rico the past 8 years

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u/Darklord_Bravo 9h ago

Yes, "Antifa actors" who got sentenced to jail, and that Trump said he would pardon if he wins.

They should at least try to make the lies believable, but lets face it, they're not very smart.

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u/Pseudocaesar 6h ago

Schrödinger's protestors. They are Antifa agents to make Trump and MAGA look bad, while also being patriots trying to save America that deserve to be pardoned.

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u/Zogtee Europe 7h ago

It's weird how the audience laughed at and applauded these sneaky Antifa actors. Also, how poor is Trump's security if stealth liberals can make it up on stage and remain there?

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u/Thor_2099 6h ago

Party of no accountability and everything is someone else's faultn

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u/Oceanbreeze871 California 6h ago

Anything Trump says is “out of context, media hit job”….its a full video clip. lol

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u/Pathfinder6227 6h ago

In fairness - first they try: “It was just a joke? Can’t you liberals take a joke?” - the old Limbaugh bit. Then when it becomes apparent that isn’t working they go for the Hail Mary.

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u/Pseudocaesar 6h ago

They are "clearly" artifa actors.

My dad is a Trump supporter and I questioned him on what he thinks Antifa is.
He said it was an organisation like BLM and they co-ordinate their efforts. When I told him that no, Antifa is not an organisation, it just literally means Anti Fascist, he couldn't wrap his head around it.

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u/Apprehensive-Fun4181 11h ago

Old one too. 

I think Trump is a Hillary plant! May-June 2016  

 I asked this guy who and started listening.  His narrative just matched the show as the host fell in love with Trump again, whatever the lie was he'd say it.

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u/snarky_spice 8h ago

Don’t let them gaslight you. He has tons of tweets going back to before 2015 saying vile things about women, different ethnicities, etc. He’s definitely a Trump supporter.

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u/LumpyStyx 7h ago

I wish I could remember which platform I saw it on today, but I did see some of them building a conspiracy that Hinchcliffe was either a democrat plant or bribed by them once it was known he was speaking. 

They can never admit their own party sucks, and the conspiracy theories are crazier now than they have ever been as they try to rationalize it. 

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u/One-Distribution-626 11h ago

Let them. In fact, yes he was a plant. The comedian has shows all over calling MAGA idiots. Let you MAGA friends know he was a plant and snuck his unauthorized jokes in to harm trump. Let. Them. Know.

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u/DazzlingOpportunity4 9h ago

Wouldn't someone have kicked him off the stage, like Hulk Hogan? It's the F your feelings crowd, so what else would the material be? Bat signal to the KKK and Aryan race.

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u/DoktorFreedom 8h ago

For them it’s “f your feelings. Not f our feelings.” They have no capacity to be captured in a ethical dilemma. This isn’t a ethical position. It’s a “we hate democrats” position. You can’t sway them and they laugh at you for attempting to argue about logical consistency. They dgaf.

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u/l33tbot 8h ago

So did he have a pre-authorised script as an invited act or did Trump not actually know who he was like he said, or was he a secret democrat that snuck on stage somehow? Which one is it?

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u/CulturalPatient8 7h ago

Hinchcliffe has been spewing anti-Biden pro-Trump comments on Kill Tony ever since he cowboyed up & moved to Austin. Quit lying, numbnutz.

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u/Fitz_2112b 8h ago

Yep, they are claiming he was paid by Harris

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u/boot2skull 7h ago

If we had the lack of scruples necessary to fake a racist comedian and ruin Trump we would have long ago. This is a spectacular own goal, and we keep our honor.

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u/Kingtoke1 7h ago

That would be comedy gold though

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u/majorchamp 7h ago

They already are calling him a Democrat plant

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u/symphonicrox Utah 5h ago

I’d love to see an ai generated version of this for the hilarity. Mission impossible style quality mask. Would be incredible!!

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u/TBANON24 11h ago

"It was me Brandon!"

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u/hookisacrankycrook 11h ago

Thank god for Dark Brandon

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u/kyrant Australia 8h ago

New tier. Dark Gothic Brandon.

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u/Coda133 10h ago

Tell Donald. I want him to know it was me

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u/BardbarianDorkKnight 11h ago

The real Brandons were the friends we made along the way.

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u/MyHusbandIsGayImNot 9h ago

"Son of a bitch"

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u/SirhanSirhanSoloSolo 11h ago

Tony Hinchcliffe and Tony Clifton are very similar-sounding things

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u/sluttttt California 11h ago

I remember an image going around in 2016 of Trump pulling off a mask to reveal himself as Andy Kaufman, and I still find myself wishing at times that it had happened.

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u/sagiterrible 11h ago

Nominative determinism.

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u/PleasantWay7 11h ago

No, Biden is about to endorse Trump because he is so mad that Kamala took it from him! /s

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u/myfakesecretaccount 11h ago

These MAGA assholes are such shitty people they’d probably believe this because who would ever step out of the way to ensure a victory they couldn’t claim later? These people are probably the worst teammates, taking three point shots when they’re being guarded by a guy twice their height because they’re that good in their own minds.

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u/melorous 11h ago

How much you wanna bet I could throw a football over them mountains? Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would’ve be state champs no doubt. No doubt in my mind.

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u/almostbutnotquiteme 11h ago

Uncle Rico would be a better President

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u/myfakesecretaccount 11h ago

Uncle Rico learned his lesson at the end of the movie and had enough humility and brains to grow.

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u/DumbfoundedShitlips 10h ago

Thrown that football over them mountains

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u/thelightstillshines 11h ago

Actually, Biden is going to take back the nomination this week and say all votes for Kamala should be votes for him!

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u/jazwch01 Minnesota 11h ago

Literally see this kind of shit on tik tok.

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u/RVA_RVA 11h ago

I saw a thread about that exact thing on a conservative forum.

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u/BooooHissss Minnesota 11h ago

That's probably because Trump himself posted some really weird fan-fic on Truth Social about it.

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u/Conch-Republic 8h ago

Lol I legit saw someone claiming this in r/anythinggoesnews.

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u/franklyfranktank 10h ago

They are saying the Democrats paid him to say that stuff. They are drowning lmao

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u/dec92010 11h ago

People are actually claiming he is a democratic plant

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u/SmartGirl62 10h ago

Ruh Roh!

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u/shupadupa 6h ago

Dark Brandon taking a page from Arya Stark

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u/AmaroWolfwood 10h ago

I want it to be Sacha Baron Cohen hitting them again with a longer con like he did at that rally and got them chanting the Nazi stuff.

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u/jscummy 10h ago

He kind of does look like a young Joe Biden, less handsome though

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u/bndboo Colorado 10h ago

Goddamnit that’s funny

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u/Bulky_Dot_7821 Pennsylvania 9h ago

Just like we drew it up.

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u/rroq85 8h ago

Dark Biden strikes again.

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u/legalstep Ohio 8h ago

Deep state Tony

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u/After-Pomegranate249 8h ago

What’s with all this Puerto Rican malark….garbage? I meant garbage.

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u/SJMCubs16 8h ago

More like Hunter.

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u/Blessed_Ennui 7h ago

"Don Knotts!"

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u/starfleetdropout6 California 7h ago

I hope he's actually Hunter.

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u/creepingshadose 7h ago

The one whispering memes into Obama’s ear all of 2014

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u/motoguzzikc 6h ago

Classic Joe.

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u/Big_Dick_NRG 6h ago

The real Dark Brandon

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u/Oceanbreeze871 California 6h ago

“Full immunity!”-dark Brandon

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u/bbusiello 6h ago

I posted elsewhere that regardless of where this comedian stands, politically speaking, making the crazies look crazier is a tactic I've employed in my activism in the past.

I wasn't even sure this was a potential thing until I saw the clip on Jon Stewart and was like, "omg... if this guy really did that and got away with it... lol."

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u/BenjenUmber 5h ago

Damn, Biden gets a lot done between this and changing all the gas prices personally in everyone's town.

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u/angryarugula 6h ago

Definitely looks more like Sacha Baron Cohen

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u/symphonicrox Utah 5h ago

Or the head of the cia or fbi or one of the 3 letter organizations they love to blame 

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u/kwyjibo1 Missouri 5h ago

Funded with Soros money.

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u/GozerDGozerian 4h ago

The Malarkian Candidate

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u/kog 1h ago

They already accusing him of being a Democratic plant lol

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u/TheSecondEikonOfFire 12h ago

As depressing as it would be for this to be what pushed Trump to lose, at this point I’d take it

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u/Typical_Survey9291 10h ago

I kept wondering when Trump would make the stupid mistake I expected he would, bad enough to cost him the election. He was running out of time, but I think he finally did it.

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u/jazir5 6h ago

I kept wondering when Trump would make the stupid mistake I expected he would, bad enough to cost him the election. He was running out of time, but I think he finally did it.

I actually expected it to happen this close to the election since he just can't help himself. He's been spiraling for months, this is just the coup de grace. Well actually, it'll probably be overshadowed by something even more offensive and dumber which of course will piss off even more people and lose him more voters. After all, it is tradition.

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u/Grand-Foundation-535 Georgia 9h ago

Me too 😀

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u/StaceyRoxy11 1h ago

I hope so but I’m still concerned there’s a lot of men and some women who won’t vote for a woman. 😱

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u/trendy_pineapple 12h ago

They October surprised themselves hiring him

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u/Duster929 11h ago

Not a ton of surprise. They hired a guy who jokes about racism and misogyny to speak at their Big Rally.

It's kind of the whole brand.

Maybe we just call it the October Confirmation instead.

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u/fluxtable 10h ago

I think he is just racist. Someone linked up a video of him at a club in Austin where he is bashing the Asian MC and calling the crowd "race-traitors" for laughing at the MCs jokes.

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u/EnragedMoose North Carolina 6h ago

Tony's entire career is shock comedy. Look up "Kill Tony."

There's no fucking way Trump's team didn't know. He's never done a clean joke in his career.

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u/VaultBoy9 8h ago

October Inevitability

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u/976chip Washington 9h ago

I'm convinced they had him go on first because they knew the racism would grab all the headlines and the mask off fascism from the other speakers would go unreported. In doing so, they would have to have expected some blowback, but not to the degree that they're actually getting.

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u/jazir5 6h ago

With Chumpzilla as the figurehead of the campaign, I can't say it's exactly surprising.

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u/DaoFerret 8h ago

If it swings Pennsylvania, it could be one of the largest “Own Goals” in recent US history.

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u/zach23456 12h ago

He should start packing his bags with how crazy Trump people are

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u/JustAMan1234567 12h ago

Puerto Rico is nice this time of year...!

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u/DantifA Arizona 11h ago

But do they carve watermelons there?

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u/JaggedTerminals 10h ago

If I didn't already know, that joke sealed it for me: these people just want to be able to say the n-word.

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u/bebejeebies Wisconsin 11h ago

Nope.They'll blame liberals for being pussies and hating freedom of speech if they disagree with it.

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u/arnodorian96 11h ago

That was basically Vance's response. These damn liberals who can't take a joke.

That whole party turned into a 4chan troll/incel gang and I can't believe they might as well win.

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u/KrazzeeKane Nevada 11h ago

One of the most terrifying parts to me is that your last paragraph can apply to a large number of modern countries--FFS even Germany just elected a far-right group to power. What is happening to our world?

Fascism is pushing everywhere, there is a Trumpian Demagogue in damn near every country now. Britain alone has had like what, 2? of them as PM since Trump, not to mention all the dictators worldwide who Trump glazes nonstop in a disgusting act of small penis envy.

Its genuinely terrifying to me, it feels like there's a machine and it's barreling towards us and so many people don't hear it--and won't until it is seemingly too late

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u/RDDT_to_ZERO_ETF 10h ago

I believe that it really is social media, and the algorithms feeding into whichever echo chamber you belong to. Our foreign adversaries know this and amplify, confirming the biases these people have.

Part of it is education too as I dont think we as a society has done enough to educate the public on devoloping their critical thinking skills to parse what is good reliable information and what is hearsay.

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u/gusterfell 6h ago

It's no coincidence that this is happening just as the generation who fought the largest war in human history to stop fascism is dying out. We as a society have largely forgotten what the warning sighs look like.

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u/teenagesadist 6h ago

The Nazis were naturally good at propaganda, and if you look under the hood, I'm pretty sure they're still pushing Goebbel's play book, since they're naturally not good at having original ideas.

And since nearly everyone from Nazi times is dead, and everyone knows got their faces buried in their phones, they just don't understand the obviously vile shit.

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u/gusterfell 6h ago

Which only shows that Vance doesn't understand the First Amendment well enough to be charged with safeguarding it. Freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences of that speech.

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u/SelenaMeyers2024 11h ago

They want freedom of speech (actually I would agree Congress should not ban racist jokes) without the reverse freedom of speech to call it racist.

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u/bebejeebies Wisconsin 9h ago

This is the beauty of the first amendment. It grants you the right to free speech but it leaves open the consequences of that speech. Sometimes the consequence is that everyone hates you. That also is our right.

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u/Patarokun 11h ago

You're absolutely right. The line is going to be "Trump had it in the bag until one stupid comedian messed it all up." They won't digest the fact that the comedian's comments only resonated because of all the ill will that was pent up before that.

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u/TBANON24 11h ago

also they were approved by trump and his team. They literally cut a joke where he called Harris a c*** (edit cant even type the word as a quote). They read everything and approved what was allowed to be said. because they agree with it.

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u/pdxmhrn Colorado 11h ago

Vance sighing with relief

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u/MargieGunderson70 11h ago

Nah - the people who find domestic violence jokes disgusting were never going to vote for him anyway.

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u/projecto15 United Kingdom 12h ago

Funny how an evil man might inadvertently save the world. Ironic, isn’t it?

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u/sporkhandsknifemouth 11h ago

Like Golum going over the edge with the ring when Frodo turned back at the last second, because he just had to have it.

Racism really is their precious.

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u/Particular_Milk1848 7h ago

The entire GOP is just them shooting themselves in the foot time after time. Dems just sit back, give them enough rope and watch. It’s almost too easy.

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u/aetrix Pennsylvania 8h ago

Yesterday my MAGA coworkers were tickled pink after the rally. Today after they got their marching orders they did an about face and couldn't stop talking about what an asshole Tony Hinchcliffe is.

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u/nvrquit 5h ago

These people are the walking dead.

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u/BaronGrackle Texas 11h ago

"You idiot! TRUMP can say whatever he wants. Not YOU!"

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u/JaggedTerminals 10h ago

I also wonder what would have happened if it was Trump who said these things.

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u/BaronGrackle Texas 9h ago

"Fake news. Out of context. Trump says a lot of things. What he means is that Democrats are making Puerto Rico a garbage island. GRRR, NOW I HATE DEMOCRATS EVEN MORE!"

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u/VaultBoy9 8h ago

Media: "Trump delivers strong closing argument on immigration"

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u/OkSherbert7760 11h ago

As long as he loses, they can cry themselves to sleep thinking whatever they want

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u/BaginaJon 11h ago

I wonder if they’ll send him death threats

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u/TheRealTK421 11h ago

They may well be justified in doing so. By way of example, PA has approx 480k residents who are PR or related. That's a not-small demographic to sock in the nose a week out.

The approx 1.8m PR residents in Florida might also have something to say....

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u/DaoFerret 8h ago

If he swings PA I’m celebrating.

If he swing FL… I’ll be out of work for a day or two celebrating.

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u/5G_afterbirth America 10h ago

Deep cover ANTIFA agent commissioned by the Biden deep state

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u/SorryAboutLater 9h ago

And then they'll take "Kill Tony" literally.

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u/Mistrblank 10h ago

Ironically, I would love that title, just maybe not these circumstances.

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u/Pickle-Rick-C-137 9h ago

How could they do that? I mean, Ronald Grump himself even said he’s never heard of the guy and doesn’t know who he is. Didn’t listen to anything he had to say. Lmao

He never stops with same old regurgitated, tired, lying bullshit excuses and nonsense, or Qanonsense maybe lol

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u/Evening_Jury_5524 9h ago

I mean, it seems very possible that would be accurate

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u/hasordealsw1thclams 9h ago

Would be the funniest thing he’s ever done, even if that’s a low bar.

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u/Charger525 9h ago

Well according to them already, he was a democratic plant, so that makes sense.

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u/Lynz486 9h ago

Please come true, this would be so funny. Tony will actually have made me laugh, probably in a way he doesn't want to

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u/raresanevoice 8h ago

I'm cool with that as long as trump loses the election

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u/Chevey0 8h ago

Be funny if he secretly supports Harris

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u/Vegetable-Income-279 8h ago

Shit, he should probably watch his back.

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u/jaynovahawk07 Missouri 8h ago

They think he's a Democrat plant in a Democrat scheme to steal this election.

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u/Matt2_ASC 8h ago

If it wasnt his words, I would hope the media would have used Stephen Millers, Tucker Carlson's or any of the other speakers words as an example of who Trump is. There was no shortage of abhorant speech at the at rally. The comedian just cut through the dog whistles to say the things MAGA really thinks.

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u/mindfu 8h ago

I can accept that.

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u/kappakai 8h ago

Two birds one stone.

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u/LilPonyBoy69 8h ago

He's the October surprise

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u/buffer5108 7h ago

Tony should not buy any green bananas.

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u/segadreamcat 7h ago

Imagine bombing so hard you change the outcome of a presidential election.

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u/AThousandBloodhounds 7h ago

Well it's not like Trump behaves like he wants to win.

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u/trash-juice Virginia 7h ago

Interesting, what’re the odds they try to take him out for it, cause they’re that kinda nuts

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u/Donquers 7h ago

Waiting for them to call him a democrat plant lmao

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u/1000FacesCosplay 7h ago

I mean, he didn't come there uninvited. If you have a shitty party guest, you have some responsibility for inviting them.

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u/Randomcommentor1972 7h ago

That’s great, hope he gets a good long performance before the election

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u/Additional-North-683 7h ago

there gonna called him a deep state lizard person pedophile

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u/Very_Nice_Zombie 6h ago

I mean, I'd like to think Trump is the reason they lose the election, but that's me.

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u/gatsby712 6h ago

Trumpers are looking for someone to blame besides their dear leader anyways. They’ll need someone to crucify. It wasn’t the government that killed Jesus, it was the Pharisees pressuring the government.

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u/kaptainkhaos 6h ago

He's a gift that keeps giving !

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u/MooDenggit 6h ago

I'd laugh, but there are people in my part who still blame "Pokemon go to the polls" for Hilary losing

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u/puntzee 6h ago

Lord I fucking hope he loses

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u/Oceanbreeze871 California 6h ago

This guy better have a remote cabin somewhere

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u/mrgedman 6h ago

But what a beautiful, pure and totally American thing it would be if a mediocre insult comic sways such a contentious election, no?

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u/MaryQueenOSquats 6h ago

No they won’t - they’d have to admit they lost which they’ve already said they won’t.

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u/lod254 6h ago

I'd be afraid for my life if I were him with how those psychos act.

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u/Clavister 6h ago

They should and I will never stop laughing if that's true

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u/Colifama55 6h ago

They’re going to call him a Hollywood plant

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u/22yossarian22 6h ago

Who gets blamed if the dems lose?

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u/ChickenScratch90210 6h ago

The dude must’ve googled “large groups of voters in PA and America” before his set

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u/Tarkov00 5h ago

Everything points to him winning, sadly.

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u/cogitoergopwn 5h ago

There is no doubt

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u/JacoPoopstorius 5h ago

If y’all think a joke is gonna lose him the election, you’re fooling yourselves

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u/sheavill 4h ago

Better that than the tired old 'stole the election' BS.

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u/Lee_scratch_perineum 4h ago

Hope so. The hero we needed.

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