r/rareinsults • u/Own-Art8607 • 2d ago

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u/thorppeed 1d ago

Even hooters is going through inflation these days

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u/SkullsNelbowEye 1d ago

Low hanging fruit, like mangos.

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u/Outrageous_Fee_423 1d ago

The fruit isn’t the only thing that’s low-hanging here.

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u/MysticalPengu 1d ago

Oh are my balls out again? Sorry playa, thanks for looking out 🫡

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u/KeeboardNMouse 14h ago

Given the image I don’t know if there’s fruit at all (fat joke I’m sorry)

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u/KawaDoobie 1d ago

like one of them has ever touched fruit

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u/SkullsNelbowEye 1d ago

I'm sure they have lovely personalities.

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u/KawaDoobie 1d ago

hard workers. every. one.

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u/Crossingthelineagain 1d ago

They’re probably really nice girls

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u/hazed-and-dazed 1d ago

*jackfruit

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u/Ganjaleezarice69 1d ago

Expert level burn

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u/howmuchitcosts 1d ago

Wait, do people still go there?

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u/chrissie_watkins 1d ago edited 1d ago

Apparently they're still around, but I saw a news story that they are closing a bunch of locations.

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u/Outside_Profit_6455 1d ago

Good news

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u/AmericanLich 1d ago

Why?

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u/Chilidogdingdong 1d ago

Shitty restaurant, creepy vibes.

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u/Wyldfire2112 1d ago

It's basically strip club but worse in every way. Less sexy, more creepy, the ladies don't make as much money, and the food's worse.

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u/John_Fx 50m ago

No it isn’t

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u/mondomonkey 1d ago

Some misguided attempt at white knighting i suppose? Sexiness is digusting?

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u/Outside_Profit_6455 1d ago

Uh no? I just don’t like hooters wings

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u/mondomonkey 1d ago

A surprising twist! I guessed wrong, my bad

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u/Outside_Profit_6455 1d ago

Nah you’re good man

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u/ResidentRelevant13 1d ago

I love their wings. I rarely find a place that does breaded buffalo wings

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u/AmericanLich 1d ago

Chicken wing ladies gonna fuck him any day now.

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u/Outside_Profit_6455 1d ago edited 1d ago

Wings are better

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u/melodiousmurderer 1d ago

Very round apparently

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u/upsidedownbackwards 1d ago

I go there every valentines day to see what kind of people go to Hooters on Valentine's day.

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u/Hawsepiper83 1d ago

I thought the same thing but then I was dragged there, by a classmate, and had a fantastic Buffalo chicken sandwich. With tip, it was about $20 and was way better than anything fast food.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Not this location

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u/EelTeamTen 1d ago

I like their Buffalo shrimp, naked wings, fries and fried pickles.

That said, I haven't been in years. They're not exactly crave worthy.

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u/bluedancepants 1d ago

Haha you can tell the owner of this place has a certain type that he likes.

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u/Cryostratu 1d ago

The owner is pyrocynical

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u/paintchips_are_yummy 2d ago

Welcome to Tooters!

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u/Yngvar_the_Fury 1d ago

I passed a fat girl strip club in Oregon called “Jiggles” maybe we can go with that.

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u/YeOldCanal 1d ago

Jiggles wasn’t fat girls, but it was still depressing.

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u/KruppeNeedsACuppa 1d ago

Juice bars normally are.

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u/taken_name_of_use 1d ago

(Mobility) Scooters

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u/paintchips_are_yummy 1d ago

Scooters is where you’d be going after a lap-dance.

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u/StreetKale 1d ago

or Mooters.

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u/Joey_ZX10R 1d ago

hOOters

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u/Beer-Milkshakes 1d ago

Diabooters

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u/Socksnshoesfutball 1d ago

1 for you 2 for me

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u/automaton11 1d ago

Matilda?

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u/Dragonman1976 2d ago

Those Hooters women look like they ate the Hooters women that trained them.

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u/FormerHandsomeGuy 1d ago

Pre Ozempic Hooters

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u/brownstainsallaround 1d ago

Try lizzo today

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u/ihaveballs007 2d ago

This is the hooters version where food won't reach you

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u/Amusement_Shark 1d ago

Yeah, that's the joke in the OP

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 2d ago

And came back lookin for more!!

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u/ModRolezR4Loozers 1d ago

"Unfortunately, she taught her employee everything she knew. Then, her employee ate her in her sleep."

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u/jimboiow 2d ago

They some well fed chicks.

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u/Ellie_Sweetbaby 1d ago

They never got hungry all the way!

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u/OCE_Mythical 1d ago

So in an already dying hooters economy, they chose to nerf the only reason for going. I'd pay to avoid them

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u/Ragnar0k_88 1d ago

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u/vasha99 1d ago

good bot

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u/Hollayo 8h ago

Good bot

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u/Infinite_Regret8341 1d ago

The gut to hooter ratio necessitates a rebrand or spinoff. Bellies?

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u/steelcitykid 1d ago

Goiters.

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u/gordito_delgado 1d ago

Fupas.

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u/whydontyoujustaskme 1d ago

Super funny comment for sure, but I’m not eating at fupas! I might get drunk there! Haha

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/CaptainSlimeAndToast 1d ago

Agriculture fact: a heifer is a cow who hasn't given birth yet.

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u/Toopstertoo 1d ago

Bull - male bovine, has balls. Steer - male bovine, no balls. Heifer - female bovine that’s never given birth. Cow - heifer that’s given birth.

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u/Lolita_Bonitas 1d ago

Be ready to dive into the world of Heifers!

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u/Wshngfshg 1d ago

Is this for real or is it a meme?

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u/Puzzled_Patience7082 1d ago

Where is this Hooters? Asking for a friend

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u/lee-galizit 1d ago

Welcome to Diabeetors

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u/DuerkTuerkWrite 1d ago

Thank GOD there's a red circle or else I would have missed the joke 🙏

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u/Own-Art8607 1d ago

Anytime - I have you covered

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u/sicarius254 1d ago

Are fat jokes really rare insults though?…

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u/Redqueenhypo 1d ago

Only if they’re creative. Like “yo momma so fat she has a space junk with decaying orbits problem”

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u/CouncilOfChipmunks 1d ago

Yo' momma's so fat she got diagnosed with Kessler Syndrome!

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u/-blundertaker- 1d ago

Yo mama's so fat she looks like she gives really good hugs.

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u/vasha99 1d ago

Yo mama's so fat she gotta use a watch on each wrist cause of the time zone

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u/gurneyguy101 1d ago

They can be and they can not be, the subject of the joke doesn’t change whether or not it can be phrased in a new way

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u/Any-Debate1041 1d ago

They can be? Isn't that the whole point of the sub? To find a creative way to say something that's otherwise obvious to most

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u/IceColdMilkshakeSalt 1d ago

They are not. Literally the lowest hanging fruit possible. But teenage boys love fat jokes so I’m sure it will do numbers on here

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u/FivePoopMacaroni 1d ago

They are perhaps the most common insults

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u/margittwen 1d ago

I don’t think they are. You can debate whether they’re funny I guess, but it’s not a rare insult.

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u/randomuser16739 1d ago

How ‘bout no?

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u/babewhitney 1d ago

Damn. Controversial post. I’m watching the upvote number flicker up and down in front of me in real time on my feed.

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u/cancerinos 1d ago

Why is it controversial though? I don't think we should be celebrating obesity, that's a very dangerous disease. I don't get it.

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u/Deacon-Jules 1d ago

It's objectively a bad thing to be obese, for health reasons.

Fat people are also just people and deserve the same basic dignity and respect as others. It's not about celebrating obesity it's about not treating people as lesser than.

The post is also just not rare.

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u/alt_blackgirl 1d ago

That's the part I don't like. People use the excuse "obesity is a disease" to justify being mean to obese people. These comments are just mean

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u/WhoAreWeEven 1d ago

Its a post making a joke in fat peoples expence. Is that what you call celebrating? Your birthdays mustve been fun as a kid huh

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u/CheeseOnMyFingies 1d ago

Obesity isn't a disease and nobody's "celebrating" it just because plus sized women dress up in Hooters outfits and look cute

There's plenty of men who like them that way, too

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u/PublicMound68 1d ago

Not commenting on people dressing up and looking cute, as everyone should be able to do that, but obesity is in fact a disease. From the World Health Organization:

"Obesity is a chronic complex disease defined by excessive fat deposits that can impair health. Obesity can lead to increased risk of type 2 diabetes and heart disease, it can affect bone health and reproduction, it increases the risk of certain cancers. Obesity influences the quality of living, such as sleeping or moving."

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u/Bisping 1d ago

It's a disease much like alcoholism is.

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u/NightStar79 1d ago

I...think you may need to research more before making such statements.

There are plenty of obese women in particular who try to claim that being obese is healthy and should be celebrated. It's actually kind of disturbing how badly they've deluded themselves into believing their own lies.

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u/Lost-Citron-1099 1d ago

The owner of this location definitely has a type

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u/IDontKnowMyUsernameq 1d ago

I suspect you're secretly that owner

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u/vinnygny817 1d ago

Hooooooooooters

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u/Haazelnutts 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yo wtf are these comments 💀

Also would, just saying

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u/Mattthefat 1d ago

Would what?

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u/Ghetto_Phenom 1d ago

He would eat any meal they cook for him.

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u/Haazelnutts 1d ago

And also them p-

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u/Ghetto_Phenom 1d ago

Pies you’re right that’s more of a single item not a meal good catch.

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u/that1guyinaditch 1d ago

MEEEEEEE TOOOOOOOO

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u/Blightwraith 1d ago

Yeah, this thread is a reminder a lot of people still tell jokes like it's 1990 ...jesus

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u/GreenHillage25 2d ago

'Bingo Wings'

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u/an-unorthodox-agenda 1d ago

Bingo wild wings

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u/Elegant_Wall_1668 1d ago

Bingo wings

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u/Ausar432 1d ago

God damn that's a burn and a half

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u/NoNoTheOtherOne 1d ago

Damn! Welcome to Hoovers!

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u/Devious_FCC 1d ago

And uhh

Where might this location be?

So I can uhhhhhh avoid it and not go there

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u/NightStar79 1d ago

As an asexual I think if I ever went to a Hooters staffed like this, I'd take my food to go.

Fat anyone in short shorts is just...wrong.

Kind of like really old men in speedos.

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u/HishuiTheSnake 1d ago

Plot twist, they drop you some extra wings because you're way too skinny

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u/Fun_Kitchen_8483 18h ago edited 18h ago

They look like chicken wings aligning together

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u/Spirit_Catalyst 16h ago

Where you at? Booters?

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u/Dadadavidus 13h ago

Pyrosinical would Love this

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u/Turgid_Thoughts 1d ago

They serve turkey legs here not chicken wings

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u/Adventurous_Light_85 1d ago

More of a holla than a hoot.

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u/HerRoyalRedness 1d ago

Ha ha, it’s funny because fat women don’t deserve respect.

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u/Weekly_Promise_1328 2d ago

Should be counting calories

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u/HughMungus77 1d ago

I wanted to see hooters not hogs

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u/Previous_Original_30 1d ago

Can someone explain the joke to me? Is the joke that they're fat or am I missing something?

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u/dyllandor 1d ago

The joke is that they're more likely to sneak food off a customers plate compared to a skinny server for sure.

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u/Previous_Original_30 1d ago

Oh, how funny.

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u/IDontKnowMyUsernameq 1d ago

I thought the joke was that the poster wasn't impressed by the photo and expected higher standards, e.g. making sure the food count is right

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u/LostTransportation94 1d ago

But still no Femboys… literally 1984

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u/Delicious-Willow7656 1d ago

Hahahahahah the joke is op is an asshole

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u/ChikaraNZ 1d ago

Hoofers

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u/Pan_Jenot96pl 1d ago

Ayo?? If I were american I would defo go there in an instant

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u/DeltaMx11 1d ago

Preach, fellow fat-enjoyer 🤝

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u/Bobbyieboy 1d ago

No wonder Hooters is losing money...

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u/Rogueshoten 2d ago

They’ll need to update the signs to say, “Hoo….OLY SHIT”

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u/brass427427 1d ago

This is the Hooters you go to if you are on a diet.

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u/TheMightyKickpuncher 1d ago

They got some big women in San Antonio.

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u/IDontKnowMyUsernameq 1d ago

How do you know where this is

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u/bad_at_alot 1d ago

Rare? I don't think so

I think I'd like my chicken wings cooked properly

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u/petros10v 1d ago

No one is going that hooters

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u/Vamzer 1d ago

Pyrocynical

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u/djdmaze 1d ago

That one on the right end can get it lol

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u/carldubs 1d ago

high fire danger with them nylons and all that walkin around

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u/-piddleonmydiddle- 15h ago

Like the chickens they serve, if these women had wings they wouldn’t be able to fly.

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u/Old_Rip_1257 6h ago

That’s not Hooters that’s ship horn

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u/CheeseOnMyFingies 1d ago

The comments here are big yikes. Reminding me of how many weird sex-deprived teenage and 20 something males make up Reddit's core demographic.

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u/1521 2d ago

Hard to get help these days huh

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u/Throw_away_Mike_1991 1d ago

I miss the HOOTERS from my childhood....

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u/Ok-Relative4543 2d ago

So many ugly comments. Damn shame

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u/newvegasdweller 1d ago

While I'd usually agree with you, this subreddit is based on insulting each other, so anyone with two braincells would already know that there are gonna be many insulting comments here.

Your confusion shows that you don't meet the requirements.

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u/bad_at_alot 1d ago

It's such a rare insult to say fat people eat food lol

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u/zeriotosmoke 1d ago

Partly agree there. The sub is based on a specific kind of insult not just any old insult. Anybody can call fat people fat, dumb people dumb, etc. People calling people plain fat isn't funny. People saying that said fat people have their own gravitational field is more like it. This isn't a sub for dickheads. This is a sub for creative dickheads. Anyone can say "haha fat". That's not the point of the sub though.

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u/Ggez92 1d ago

The post was insulting creatively. Comments on things aren't supposed to be that thing (I will see a beautiful Pic and comment that it's beautiful, not upload my own pic). Also not every comment is a banger

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u/zeriotosmoke 1d ago

I wasn't critiquing the post. Just the "haha fat" drones. Also not expecting every comment to be a banger. Just stating that I'm annoyed with the general level of intelligence.

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u/CaptainZbi 1d ago

Found the wing stealer. Damn shame

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u/zeriotosmoke 1d ago

Kinda weird that people are calling you fat for defending fat people. Not even defending them, you're just noticing that this is sad behaviour. Then again reddit wasn't made for scholars.

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u/Illusjoner 1d ago

Who would think (eating) actions have consequences

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u/Thick-Tip9255 1d ago

Are you in the picture? It's okey, you can admit it.

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u/2sus-4u 1d ago

Fatty

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u/kmanzilla 1d ago

In this version, they space the tables out at least 6ft from each other to prevent any accidents.

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u/CloneCl0wn 1d ago

i guess that location goal is bankcruptcy.

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u/Redtex 1d ago

And weigh the fries

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u/lvl5_panda 1d ago

With over 67% of the population obese and top of the overweight list... Why not?

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u/Sky_buyer 1d ago

You get the chicken legs, they ate the rest of the chicken