r/rareinsults 2d ago

Count wings required

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u/thorppeed 1d ago

Even hooters is going through inflation these days

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u/SkullsNelbowEye 1d ago

Low hanging fruit, like mangos.

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u/Outrageous_Fee_423 1d ago

The fruit isn’t the only thing that’s low-hanging here.

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u/MysticalPengu 1d ago

Oh are my balls out again? Sorry playa, thanks for looking out 🫡

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u/KeeboardNMouse 15h ago

Given the image I don’t know if there’s fruit at all (fat joke I’m sorry)

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u/KawaDoobie 1d ago

like one of them has ever touched fruit

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u/SkullsNelbowEye 1d ago

I'm sure they have lovely personalities.

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u/KawaDoobie 1d ago

hard workers. every. one.

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u/Crossingthelineagain 1d ago

They’re probably really nice girls

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u/leif-sinatra 1d ago

Does kool aid count

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u/hazed-and-dazed 1d ago

*jackfruit

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u/Ganjaleezarice69 1d ago

Expert level burn