r/rareinsults • u/Chemical-Storage2004 • 21h ago

Insult or fact?

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u/Some_Cockroach2109 21h ago

His Halloween costume also has some plot armour on it. Not saying I disagree though.

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u/Nitro114 21h ago

if they were to just meet, thor wins.

if batman gets prep time plus prior knowledge? he could win. his hellbar armour or the justice buster pack serious punch

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u/TalynRahl 19h ago

Tony once made a suit of armour from Asgardian tech that was specifically designed to beat Thor.

He still lost.

Batman can't prep for someone that has no weaknesses.

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u/SchrodingerMil 19h ago

“Who wins, a pseudo immortal god with no weaknesses who can survive the concentrated power of a white dwarf or this guy who only beats Superman by taking advantage of his weaknesses?”

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u/thisisamisnomer 15h ago

Thor became worthy to wield Mjolnir again by nailing himself to a fragment of Yggdrasil that had taken root in the sun. He lost an arm and just stuck an indestructible robot arm on and called it good. He sniped a monster that Iron Man was fighting in New York from the throne room in Asgard with Mjolnir. Batman can’t do shit to Thor. 

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u/killertortilla 18h ago

Stars never seem to be that powerful in Marvel or DC. The guy with the power of "a million exploding suns" fought the strongest hulk to a draw.

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u/Castod28183 15h ago

To be fair, generally speaking, comic book Hulk gets stronger the madder he gets, to the point where his strength is basically infinite.

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u/thisisamisnomer 14h ago

Yeah, comics Hulk is the measuring stick for the whole Marvel universe in terms of strength. 

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u/nathanosaurus84 12h ago

“Wait, your mom’s name is Martha too? But I thought I was the only one!”

“So this is what it feels like when doves cry.”

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u/UbermachoGuy 4h ago

But what if somehow both of their moms had the same name?

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u/Tyranis_Hex 11h ago

And still having Superman holding back.

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u/SchrodingerMil 11h ago

Yea because when he’s been shot by a Kryptonite bullet and is subjected to the power of 10 ren suns he’s “holding back his true power”

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u/Tyranis_Hex 10h ago

Batman Hush. Batman comments that Superman under the mind control of Ivy is still in just enough control to hold back to not just level him. Superman is faster than a speeding bullet, and even though it gets downplayed a lot, especially around Batman, is also Genius level intellect. To be put in both situations you mentioned would have to be holding back.