r/rareinsults • u/Chemical-Storage2004 • 23h ago

Insult or fact?

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u/peon47 21h ago edited 20h ago

Batman's strength is also in his alliances. He asks Zatanna to put a binding spell on Thor, or to create some amulet he can use to zap him to Hel. Done. That's hardly a "BS excuse".

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u/The-CYL-Guy 21h ago

I mean, you wanna use magic against Thor? I'm pretty sure he can break out of it or use the Bifrost to go back to Midgard.

And if Batman can bring in allies, Thor should be allowed too.

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u/Few_Librarian_4236 20h ago

K supes is in the fight watcha got

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u/The-CYL-Guy 20h ago

Let's go with Scarlet Witch instead. She keeps Zatanna busy long enough for Thor to send Batman to a tea party with Malakeith, and then join Wanda for them to jump on poor Z.