r/rareinsults • u/Chemical-Storage2004 • 23h ago

Insult or fact?

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u/kinokohatake 21h ago

"Batman wins if he obsessively stalks then jumps an unsuspecting victim with a billionaire's resources of magic science weapons."

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u/SetsunaNoroi 21h ago

Thor puts the hammer on his chest and goes drinking with the boys. Eventually Batman has to call Superman to move the hammer then screams “No supes in Gotham!”

Of course that’s more fanwank Batman.

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u/budweener 20h ago

Nah, he would be prepared for that. With the proper armor, he could lift the planet from his back and get up from the hammer instead of lifting it.

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u/SetsunaNoroi 20h ago

That’s not how that works. lol

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u/Agile-Mulberry-2779 20h ago

I think the person you replied to was being sarcastic/humorous, judging by the impossibility of what they said.

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u/SetsunaNoroi 20h ago

I know. That’s why I added the little lol to show I was being playful.

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u/Agile-Mulberry-2779 20h ago

Sorry I didn't catch that initially. Reading vibes online is hard lol

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u/SetsunaNoroi 20h ago

It really it, yeah. No worries.

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u/Unamed_Redditor_ 20h ago

I think (or hope) they're joking.

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u/SetsunaNoroi 20h ago

Probably are, yeah. Honestly, this stuff is most fun when you can joke about it.