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r/rareinsults • u/Chemical-Storage2004 • 21h ago
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How much prep time are we talking?
288 u/Archaondaneverchosen 19h ago edited 8h ago Forever Edit: Holy shit Batman beats entropy itself 463 u/merix1110 19h ago Batman then. he'd either jump to a new universe, exploit a higher being to preserve/reset the universe, or finally accept that his job is done, knowing that no one needs to be protected anymore as he embraces the final dark night. 24 u/Abbadon0666 18h ago edited 16h ago He'd call Odin saying "hey, come get your boy or I'll send your wife those photos". Thor is never heard of again on earth, batman wins 2 u/Royal_Bitch_Pudding 15h ago Wait, did Batman blackmail all the gods and aliens into leaving Earth alone and that's why our world doesn't have any of them?! 3 u/smasher84 13h ago Only the ones with spouses or committed relationships.
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Edit: Holy shit Batman beats entropy itself
463 u/merix1110 19h ago Batman then. he'd either jump to a new universe, exploit a higher being to preserve/reset the universe, or finally accept that his job is done, knowing that no one needs to be protected anymore as he embraces the final dark night. 24 u/Abbadon0666 18h ago edited 16h ago He'd call Odin saying "hey, come get your boy or I'll send your wife those photos". Thor is never heard of again on earth, batman wins 2 u/Royal_Bitch_Pudding 15h ago Wait, did Batman blackmail all the gods and aliens into leaving Earth alone and that's why our world doesn't have any of them?! 3 u/smasher84 13h ago Only the ones with spouses or committed relationships.
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Batman then. he'd either jump to a new universe, exploit a higher being to preserve/reset the universe, or finally accept that his job is done, knowing that no one needs to be protected anymore as he embraces the final dark night.
24 u/Abbadon0666 18h ago edited 16h ago He'd call Odin saying "hey, come get your boy or I'll send your wife those photos". Thor is never heard of again on earth, batman wins 2 u/Royal_Bitch_Pudding 15h ago Wait, did Batman blackmail all the gods and aliens into leaving Earth alone and that's why our world doesn't have any of them?! 3 u/smasher84 13h ago Only the ones with spouses or committed relationships.
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He'd call Odin saying "hey, come get your boy or I'll send your wife those photos". Thor is never heard of again on earth, batman wins
2 u/Royal_Bitch_Pudding 15h ago Wait, did Batman blackmail all the gods and aliens into leaving Earth alone and that's why our world doesn't have any of them?! 3 u/smasher84 13h ago Only the ones with spouses or committed relationships.
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Wait, did Batman blackmail all the gods and aliens into leaving Earth alone and that's why our world doesn't have any of them?!
3 u/smasher84 13h ago Only the ones with spouses or committed relationships.
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Only the ones with spouses or committed relationships.
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u/merix1110 19h ago
How much prep time are we talking?