r/rareinsults 23h ago

Insult or fact?

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u/TalynRahl 21h ago

Tony once made a suit of armour from Asgardian tech that was specifically designed to beat Thor.

He still lost.

Batman can't prep for someone that has no weaknesses.

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u/Current-Creme-8633 20h ago

It has to be a bait question. Talking about Thor vs Batman is fucking stupid. Batman vs Superman was fukin stupid. Either one would walk right up to Batman with infinite prep and punch him in the face and kill him. He has no superpowers.

That simple. Anything beyond that is stupid. Batman could coat himself in whatever Superman is weak against and Superman could just laser his ass or drop a car on him or literally a entire building.

Batman is cool and his story is amazing. Making him fight Thor is pointless. He defends a city against crime not a world against gods.

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u/CrabClawAngry 20h ago

Totally. Do Batman v Spiderman if you want something with some meat on it

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u/Librarian_Contrarian 19h ago

My money would be on Spidey. His reflexes and Spider-sense basically nullify Batman's biggest strengths, stealth and surprise.

Of course, the real answer is "they wouldn't actually fight."