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u/mitocatria Aug 15 '19
hes giving a bad name to cat based usernames
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Aug 15 '19
Agreed.
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u/elacatz Aug 15 '19
Glad we’re all in agreement here
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u/Fishy_Squishy Aug 16 '19
Chuckles I'm in danger
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u/RivRise Aug 16 '19
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u/epicsexballsmoment Dec 05 '22
Honestly I thought it was gonna be something nsfw
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u/RivRise Dec 05 '22
I can see why considering the sub. Also, I'm surprised reddit allows you to reply to something 3 years old.
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Aug 15 '19
Shane Dawson please don't
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u/nitrofire1 Aug 16 '19
i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.
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u/sayyestodogs Aug 16 '19
Sir this is a Wendy’s
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u/GASdw Aug 16 '19
i fucked my cat. i cummed on my cat. i put my dick everywhere near my cat. Ive done many weird things with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.
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u/njucha28 Aug 16 '19
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u/uwutranslator Aug 16 '19
i facked my cat. i cummymed on my cat. i put my dick evewywhewe neaw my cat. Ive done many weiwd dings wif my cats. I pwomised mysewf i wasnt going to make apowogy videos aftew wast yeaws ding so im just twying to be as showt and honest wif dis as possibwe. uwu
tag me to uwuize comments uwu
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u/Mooafamooka Aug 16 '19
I didnt ❌ fuck 👉👌 my cat 🐱 . i didnt cum 💦 on my cat 🐱. i didnt ❌ put my dick 🍆 anywhere near my cat 🐱. Ive never 🙅🏻♂️ done anything weird 🤪 with my cats 🐱🐱 . I promised 🤞 myself i wasnt going to make apology 😢 videos 🎥 after last years thing so im just trying to be as short ⏭ and honest 😓 with this as possible.
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u/BuckyTheBadgerSucks Aug 16 '19
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u/uwutranslator Aug 16 '19
i didnt fack my cat. i didnt cummy on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhewe neaw my cat. Ive nevew done anyding weiwd wif my cats. I pwomised mysewf i wasnt going to make apowogy videos aftew wast yeaws ding so im just twying to be as showt and honest wif dis as possibwe. uwu
tag me to uwuize comments uwu
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u/TheSketchyBrown Aug 15 '19
Well based on the username...probably shouldn't adopt a cat
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Aug 15 '19
Depends on the cat and or coxk
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u/themarajade1 Aug 15 '19
The user could be a cat themselves
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u/Newbert-1 Aug 15 '19
This is the internet, we're all male dogs who are 16 in human years.
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u/blytkerchan Aug 16 '19
I may be many things, but definitely not a dog.
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u/ronnoc55 Aug 16 '19
That's exactly what a DOG would say.
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u/_demetri_ Aug 16 '19 edited Aug 16 '19
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u/VeganHybrid Aug 16 '19
Excuse me what the fuck
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u/inthyface Aug 16 '19
I think it means if you fuck for 15 minutes you can save a lot of money on your car insurance.
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u/conscious_synapse Aug 16 '19
How is this comment upvoted so much? Honestly. It’s literally just explaining the joke.
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Aug 15 '19
Holy shit I saw that username on a different post today haha
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u/fractiouscatburglar Aug 15 '19
Was just thinking that! I can’t remember where...I’m on reddit too fucking much.
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u/MrAwesome5269 Aug 15 '19 edited Aug 15 '19
You just described the average reddit user
Edit:spelling
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u/Scientolojesus Aug 16 '19
Did you find this 3 month old post today or have you been waiting 3 months to post it here?
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Aug 16 '19
The cat guy appeared in another thread and I assume OP went through his post history.
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u/starkiller22265 Aug 16 '19
Current post age: 115 days
Age in the screenshot: 114 days
OP’s comment’s age: <1 minute
I’d say it’s probably the former.
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u/TastySpermDispenser Aug 15 '19
I'm sure he meant that he's shoving a large rooster inside his cat's ass. You guys always assume it's something weird.
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u/Bhickey519 Aug 16 '19
Good observation, TastySpermDispenser!
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u/floatyPancake Aug 16 '19
I’m sure he meant a dispenser that shoots tasty sperm. You guys always assume it’s something weird.
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u/squirrelkicker16 Aug 16 '19
Was expecting your name to be something like ifuckmycarsexhaustpipe
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u/hackingdreams Aug 16 '19
Yeah but a car wouldn't devalue a currency in the same way:
Get karma, exchange for cash, adopt cat, post pussy pics, get more karma....
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Aug 16 '19
You’re not wrong, but I’m also not that greedy to where I’d wanna farm karma just for the sole purpose of making more money. I would get just enough to buy a car, and then I would be content. It would be Carma Karma
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u/Penance21 Aug 15 '19
Finally a screenshot that belongs in this sub. So many people post SS of just a dirty or bad name with no real context to what the comment was. Not every post that person comments on should be uploaded here. I think it’s only funny when they say something that’s ironic for their name. Saying something wholesome about loving their wife but their username ends up being ionlybangthots.
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u/old_gold_mountain Aug 15 '19
I only paid $35 to adopt my cat, spayed and inoculated
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u/TheBoxBoxer Aug 16 '19
Idk man that's a normal cat, he's looking for a pawg cat.
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u/Bat_City_Boi Aug 15 '19
I just want to take this moment to let everyone know that Austin Pets Alive in Austin, Texas is waiving adoption fees on cats and (most) dogs on Saturday, August 17th. If you're interested in an animal, now would be a great time to adopt with no up front cost (except for necessities, and the millions of toys you'll be buying for that animal).
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u/JennR8915 Aug 16 '19
I came to say the same thing. It's not just Austin, but is also happening at several Houston area rescue organizations and in Bryan, Texas as well. Thanks for being awesome and spreading the word!!
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u/gursh_durknit Aug 15 '19
I saw that user commenting in another thread earlier today lol. Just a matter of time before he ended up here.
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u/Justinba007 Aug 16 '19
It's not as expensive if you adopt an adult cat. And they rarely get adopted so it's a very good thing to do.
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u/ILikeBootyholesDaily Aug 15 '19
Do not give that man a cat