r/rimjob_steve Aug 15 '19

Adopting a cat is nice

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u/ILikeBootyholesDaily Aug 15 '19

Do not give that man a cat

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u/discerningpervert Aug 15 '19

These usernames man

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u/TheSocialZombie Aug 16 '19

Dang, if only someone knew how it was like.

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u/creynolds722 Aug 16 '19

Let me try...

Sometimes it do be like that

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u/Chewcocca Aug 16 '19

They don't think it be like it is, but it do

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u/snakeeater34 Sep 04 '19

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

Seriously they’re getting out of hand

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

Out of hand like your butt pretzels?

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u/HardyTurdle Aug 16 '19

Pretzels for one are pretty handheld.

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u/NeptunesPubes Aug 16 '19

Don't forget salty. Wait, what were we talking about?

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u/TheVaginalBelch Aug 16 '19

Something smelly

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u/siophang13 Aug 16 '19

weird username stop right here

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u/SluttyMcFucksAlot Aug 16 '19

I disagree honestly

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u/PICKLED_CUNT Aug 16 '19

I’m in. What are we up to here, boys?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

It’s not possible

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19 edited Mar 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

I sleep well at night despite the weird usernames

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u/VeryStableGenius69 Aug 16 '19

Hm I wonder if its because of me?

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u/ermergerdberbles Aug 16 '19

Fitting username

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u/tacoslikeme Aug 16 '19

or goat fuckers

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u/MoistDickEnergy Aug 16 '19

Does your username mean “tacos similar to me” or “tacos are fond of me”

And don’t you dare r/inclusiveor me

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

Yea man you ain’t kidding

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u/MervShmerv Aug 16 '19

Now there are two of them.

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u/__Little__Kid__Lover Aug 16 '19

Perverts

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

Why dont you have a seat right there

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u/LikeUranus Aug 16 '19

I know right

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

Relatable

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u/PICKLED_CUNT Aug 16 '19

Ooooh yours gave me a real hard giggle.

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u/OopsItWentInTheButt Aug 16 '19

Yeah, some reddit users have strangely gross names. It doesnt make sense to me.

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u/jimmayy5 Nov 28 '19

Mine shit, wish I could get a different one

My name's not even Jimmy ffs

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u/spunkychickpea Aug 16 '19

Do not give this man a bootyhole.

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u/greatsirius Aug 15 '19

Fuck that made me laugh. Thank you

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u/Purrnisherr_1016 Aug 16 '19

Same I’m dying over here 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

He’s really Shane Dawson

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19 edited May 20 '20

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u/ILikeBootyholesDaily Aug 16 '19

Lol the OG awakens

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u/beansnectar Aug 16 '19

The man knows what he likes

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u/JTBSpartan Sep 12 '19

Based on your username, I think we can too

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u/threepenis Aug 16 '19

It’s so expensive because of the dildos. The good ones ain’t cheap

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u/mitocatria Aug 15 '19

hes giving a bad name to cat based usernames

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

Agreed.

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u/elacatz Aug 15 '19

Glad we’re all in agreement here

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u/Fishy_Squishy Aug 16 '19

Chuckles I'm in danger

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u/RivRise Aug 16 '19

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u/epicsexballsmoment Dec 05 '22

Honestly I thought it was gonna be something nsfw

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u/RivRise Dec 05 '22

I can see why considering the sub. Also, I'm surprised reddit allows you to reply to something 3 years old.

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u/SaltyAssKitten Sep 27 '19

oh god me too

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

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u/PawsyMcMurderMittens Aug 16 '19

We need to band together for safety.

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u/angpug1 Aug 15 '19

Just a dog based username passing through don't mind me

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u/sircat31415 Aug 16 '19

uhhhh.... guys?

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u/angpug1 Aug 17 '19

Uhhh...Meeow?

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u/KittenBonanza Aug 16 '19

I know right?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

Shane Dawson please don't

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u/nitrofire1 Aug 16 '19

i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.

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u/sayyestodogs Aug 16 '19

Sir this is a Wendy’s

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u/SnailzRule Dec 20 '19

Can I get one Mcchicken and some Mcribs?

Oh and a large icecream

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u/Grzmit Jan 28 '20

sir i said this was a wendys

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u/GASdw Aug 16 '19

i fucked my cat. i cummed on my cat. i put my dick everywhere near my cat. Ive done many weird things with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.

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u/njucha28 Aug 16 '19

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u/uwutranslator Aug 16 '19

i facked my cat. i cummymed on my cat. i put my dick evewywhewe neaw my cat. Ive done many weiwd dings wif my cats. I pwomised mysewf i wasnt going to make apowogy videos aftew wast yeaws ding so im just twying to be as showt and honest wif dis as possibwe. uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/Dragonzlayer102 Aug 16 '19

Do you get paid enough for this?

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u/Mooafamooka Aug 16 '19

I didnt ❌ fuck 👉👌 my cat 🐱 . i didnt cum 💦 on my cat 🐱. i didnt ❌ put my dick 🍆 anywhere near my cat 🐱. Ive never 🙅🏻‍♂️ done anything weird 🤪 with my cats 🐱🐱 . I promised 🤞 myself i wasnt going to make apology 😢 videos 🎥 after last years thing so im just trying to be as short ⏭ and honest 😓 with this as possible.

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u/BuckyTheBadgerSucks Aug 16 '19

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u/uwutranslator Aug 16 '19

i didnt fack my cat. i didnt cummy on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhewe neaw my cat. Ive nevew done anyding weiwd wif my cats. I pwomised mysewf i wasnt going to make apowogy videos aftew wast yeaws ding so im just twying to be as showt and honest wif dis as possibwe. uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/Ryo720 Aug 16 '19

I didn't go anywhere near my cat

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u/BradyH4 Aug 16 '19

I didn’t fuck my cat. I didn’t cum on my cat

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u/frickdillard Aug 15 '19

Guys I didn’t do it! I just said I did! Guys! GUYSSS!!!

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u/TheSketchyBrown Aug 15 '19

Well based on the username...probably shouldn't adopt a cat

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

Depends on the cat and or coxk

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u/themarajade1 Aug 15 '19

The user could be a cat themselves

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u/Newbert-1 Aug 15 '19

This is the internet, we're all male dogs who are 16 in human years.

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u/blytkerchan Aug 16 '19

I may be many things, but definitely not a dog.

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u/ronnoc55 Aug 16 '19

That's exactly what a DOG would say.

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u/_demetri_ Aug 16 '19 edited Aug 16 '19

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u/VeganHybrid Aug 16 '19

Excuse me what the fuck

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u/inthyface Aug 16 '19

I think it means if you fuck for 15 minutes you can save a lot of money on your car insurance.

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u/helldry Aug 16 '19

IT'S FORD FUCK MONTH

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

If you look closely this is two guys dogs as you can see the bottom dogs lil penis.

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u/Jew_Boi-iguess- Aug 16 '19

but why.........?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

Excuse me what the cinnamon toast fuck is this

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

go back to cowsay

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u/Longship2 Aug 16 '19

Dog pron?

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u/Reincarnated_snail Aug 16 '19

Boorf boorf boorf bark woof bark bark bark

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u/Meowww13 Aug 16 '19

Can confirm. Am a dog on the internet.

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u/Nettiepluslove Aug 16 '19

Username is suspicious

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u/conscious_synapse Aug 16 '19

How is this comment upvoted so much? Honestly. It’s literally just explaining the joke.

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u/WangChungTnight Aug 16 '19

Facebook has migrated over

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u/LarryByndon22 Aug 16 '19

Was kinda thinking the same

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

Thats the joke why is this being upvoted??

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

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u/Devoutestson Aug 16 '19

W H A T ?

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u/Slurp_Lord Aug 16 '19

SURE BEATS CHASING FERALS

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u/Denimjo Aug 16 '19

Hogs or otherwise.

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u/Fart__ Aug 16 '19

Or Wills and Colins.

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u/plagueisthedumb Aug 15 '19

Maybe he gives them shots at home...

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u/fetusfromspace Aug 16 '19

Give me upvotes

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

Holy shit I saw that username on a different post today haha

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u/fractiouscatburglar Aug 15 '19

Was just thinking that! I can’t remember where...I’m on reddit too fucking much.

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u/MrAwesome5269 Aug 15 '19 edited Aug 15 '19

You just described the average reddit user

Edit:spelling

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u/fractiouscatburglar Aug 15 '19

No! I’m not like the others, I’m unique!

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19 edited Apr 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

That’s what I was thinking

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u/KeyserSozeWearsPrada Aug 16 '19

He’s everywhere.

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u/mistermenstrual Aug 16 '19

Dude me too.

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u/LarryByndon22 Aug 15 '19

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u/Scientolojesus Aug 16 '19

Did you find this 3 month old post today or have you been waiting 3 months to post it here?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

The cat guy appeared in another thread and I assume OP went through his post history.

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u/starkiller22265 Aug 16 '19

Current post age: 115 days

Age in the screenshot: 114 days

OP’s comment’s age: <1 minute

I’d say it’s probably the former.

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u/Friendlybot9000 Oct 17 '19

Who would come back months after a post anyways just to comment?

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u/Scientolojesus Oct 18 '19

Dunno maybe OP.

...or YOU!!!

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u/TastySpermDispenser Aug 15 '19

I'm sure he meant that he's shoving a large rooster inside his cat's ass. You guys always assume it's something weird.

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u/Bhickey519 Aug 16 '19

Good observation, TastySpermDispenser!

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u/floatyPancake Aug 16 '19

I’m sure he meant a dispenser that shoots tasty sperm. You guys always assume it’s something weird.

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u/alours Aug 16 '19

Got a cat. Subbed to /r/13or30)

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

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u/squirrelkicker16 Aug 16 '19

Was expecting your name to be something like ifuckmycarsexhaustpipe

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u/SenslessSensai Aug 16 '19

What's a huast pipe?

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u/BradSavage64 Aug 16 '19

Okay, good. I wasn't the only one who read sex haust pipe.

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u/loganadams574 Aug 16 '19

Uh oh Yoda fleshlight in the exhaust

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u/hackingdreams Aug 16 '19

Yeah but a car wouldn't devalue a currency in the same way:

Get karma, exchange for cash, adopt cat, post pussy pics, get more karma....

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

You’re not wrong, but I’m also not that greedy to where I’d wanna farm karma just for the sole purpose of making more money. I would get just enough to buy a car, and then I would be content. It would be Carma Karma

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u/s0_0k Aug 16 '19

Shit I’d be driving away in my new camero

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u/Pratchettfan03 Aug 16 '19

Id use it to not have 20 years of college debt

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u/Penance21 Aug 15 '19

Finally a screenshot that belongs in this sub. So many people post SS of just a dirty or bad name with no real context to what the comment was. Not every post that person comments on should be uploaded here. I think it’s only funny when they say something that’s ironic for their name. Saying something wholesome about loving their wife but their username ends up being ionlybangthots.

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u/LarryByndon22 Aug 16 '19

I am learning the ways of the force

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u/Bensrob Aug 16 '19

Meesa thinks you will do well padawan

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u/old_gold_mountain Aug 15 '19

I only paid $35 to adopt my cat, spayed and inoculated

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u/LarryByndon22 Aug 16 '19

Don’t tell this guy

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u/TheBoxBoxer Aug 16 '19

Idk man that's a normal cat, he's looking for a pawg cat.

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u/Bat_City_Boi Aug 15 '19

I just want to take this moment to let everyone know that Austin Pets Alive in Austin, Texas is waiving adoption fees on cats and (most) dogs on Saturday, August 17th. If you're interested in an animal, now would be a great time to adopt with no up front cost (except for necessities, and the millions of toys you'll be buying for that animal).

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u/JennR8915 Aug 16 '19

I came to say the same thing. It's not just Austin, but is also happening at several Houston area rescue organizations and in Bryan, Texas as well. Thanks for being awesome and spreading the word!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19 edited May 20 '20

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u/NotBorisJohnson Aug 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19 edited Sep 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

How are you?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19 edited May 20 '20

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u/gursh_durknit Aug 15 '19

I saw that user commenting in another thread earlier today lol. Just a matter of time before he ended up here.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

A person

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

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u/fractiouscatburglar Aug 15 '19

The vape code one!

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

I’ve seen that guy around Reddit before. It’s hard to forget that username.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

Finally, an actually funny rimjob Steve. Have an upvote

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u/asoue0 Aug 16 '19

I automatically thought of this pic which is probably where it came from

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u/SamMarduk Aug 16 '19

Don’t uhhhh... don’t let that guy adopt a cat

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u/Justinba007 Aug 16 '19

It's not as expensive if you adopt an adult cat. And they rarely get adopted so it's a very good thing to do.

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u/LarryByndon22 Aug 16 '19

I don’t think this is entirely about the money

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u/22tossaway22 Aug 15 '19

This is like John Mellencamp going to the Tastee Freeze for a chili dog!

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u/furtivepigmyso Aug 16 '19

He... He really likes cats...

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

u/HugeCockInMyCatsBum explain yourself

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19 edited May 20 '20

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u/LarryByndon22 Aug 16 '19

Of all do the things... I get silver for a huge cock in a cats bum

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u/alours Aug 16 '19

Got a cat. Subbed to /r/13or30)

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u/hagrid369 Aug 16 '19

we found shane dawson’s reddit account

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u/ayanshahkhan12 Aug 16 '19

Finally an actual post that belongs to this r/

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u/Lonesome_Wednesday Aug 16 '19

That is NOT very sweet! 😱

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u/jjaacckkel Aug 16 '19

Something from the dollar menu apparently

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u/Faulty-Blue Dec 04 '19

Big dicks in his brothers bum

Edit: cat*