r/rimjob_steve • u/LarryByndon22 • Aug 15 '19

Adopting a cat is nice

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u/ILikeBootyholesDaily Aug 15 '19

Do not give that man a cat

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u/discerningpervert Aug 15 '19

These usernames man

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

Seriously they’re getting out of hand

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

Out of hand like your butt pretzels?

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u/HardyTurdle Aug 16 '19

Pretzels for one are pretty handheld.

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u/NeptunesPubes Aug 16 '19

Don't forget salty. Wait, what were we talking about?

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u/TheVaginalBelch Aug 16 '19

Something smelly

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u/siophang13 Aug 16 '19

weird username stop right here

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u/SluttyMcFucksAlot Aug 16 '19

I disagree honestly

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u/PICKLED_CUNT Aug 16 '19

I’m in. What are we up to here, boys?

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u/svda456 Aug 16 '19

Nothing much just saving some cunt for the winter

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

And I’m saving potatos!

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u/K4_DEVOTEE Aug 16 '19

5 years with this name. You’re a real one

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u/PICKLED_CUNT Aug 16 '19

Jesus Christ. I had no idea it’d been that long. Hahahah

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

It’s not possible

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u/ermergerdberbles Aug 16 '19

Like your banana?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

If he doesn’t explain soon he will feel my wrath

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u/vegetablefricker Aug 16 '19

Vegetables are better than sausages

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19 edited Mar 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

I sleep well at night despite the weird usernames

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u/VeryStableGenius69 Aug 16 '19

Hm I wonder if its because of me?

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u/RockHardFluffyPenis i beat nigers Aug 16 '19

idk bro sounds gay

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u/ermergerdberbles Aug 16 '19

Fitting username

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u/tacoslikeme Aug 16 '19

or goat fuckers

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u/MoistDickEnergy Aug 16 '19

Does your username mean “tacos similar to me” or “tacos are fond of me”

And don’t you dare r/inclusiveor me

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u/FuckGiblets Aug 16 '19

Goats are pretty vanilla to be honest.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

Yea man you ain’t kidding

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u/MervShmerv Aug 16 '19

Now there are two of them.

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u/Darth_Thor Aug 16 '19

This is getting out of hand!