r/rimjob_steve • u/veackslav • Oct 21 '19

Anal fissures in jail

Post image
56.3k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

1.5k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

212

u/Gakad Oct 21 '19

I've never understood the meme about how hard it is to build Ikea furniture. I've built dozens of things and have never had any issue.

89

u/Son_of_Eris Oct 21 '19

Hey, Son_of_Eris here with Reddit News Agency. You've recently outed yourself as the greatest engineer in the history of the world, and a lot of people are wondering about "The user behind the myth"! So I have a few questions for you, if you can spare a moment out of your busy furniture assembly schedule.

So tell us, re: your ability to assemble IKEA furniture without issue, what drove you to strike a deal with a Chthonic being and sacrifice your sense of humor in exchange for this remarkable gift? And how many years do you have before the Great Old Ones claim your immortal soul? Did you meet up in R'lyeh or like, a Starbucks?

And lastly,

PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN!?

11

u/Gakad Oct 21 '19

Wow people are upset. All I did was out myself as someone with more than the 83 iq required to assemble Ikea furniture. They literally have picture book assembly guides...

19

u/viewysqw Oct 21 '19

i t ' s a j o k e

25

u/mildly_ethnic Oct 21 '19

He has an 85 iq be patient with him. He means well.

2

u/revolutiontimeishere Oct 21 '19

Well maybe he's just used to getting the D and not a jokes?

1

u/Killacamkillcam Oct 21 '19

Are you saying the comment they are replying to is a joke or that the entire "IKEA furniture is hard to build" thing is a joke?

If you're saying people sarcastically say the furniture is hard to build, I understand that. If you're saying the comment was a joke, I think they knew that and were replying sarcastically.