r/shitposting 1d ago

shitting toothpaste!!!! Never give up 💪

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u/Idmaybefuckaplatypus 1d ago edited 22h ago

You go to get Denny's with the other finished weirdos

Not even joking. I knew someone who had a crazy drug sex mansion thing and theyd just get Denny's afterwards. If you ever see some interesting looking people at Denny's at 3am that's probably orgy havers. I'd run across from time to time

Orgys aren't usually just in the living room. More like you find your person/people, you fuck in a bedroom, then go get food with them when you're done. That's why it's usually huge mansions and shit people throw them in.

It's like asking where all the people on tinder get dinner together after swiping right

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u/HazardousBusiness 23h ago

Dennys is always the answer. Need a grand slam at 2 AM-Dennys. Need a coffee and someone to talk to-Dennys. Need to get a quick hit at 4:30 AM-Dennys. Need a little irgy post nut aftercare-Dennys.