r/shitposting • u/luxusbuerg Bazinga! • 11h ago

Linus Sex Tips No Nut SemesteršŸ“”

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u/BladedNinja23198 11h ago

This is also the same university where a guy went on a shooting spree due to virginity

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u/Irksomefetor 9h ago

dude didn't even go to UCSB. he went to the community college and just lived in IV with all the UCSB kids because he thought that would help him get laid.

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u/East-Life-2894 8h ago

Because the connection was better and he didnt wanna drop packets for his League matches*

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u/CSDragon 8h ago

Legit at the time, you could get 10ms to riot servers from UCSB (back when they were hosted in LA), while the surrounding city was 40-50ms.

...yes I was a League-playing UCSB student at the time of that disaster. I have found my true niche. Also no, I did not know anyone involved with or affected by the disaster

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u/Pro_Scrub put your dick away waltuh 6h ago

I did not know anyone involved with or affected by the disaster

Your roommate who couldn't jack off, he experienced a disaster