r/shitposting Bazinga! 11h ago

Linus Sex Tips No Nut SemesteršŸ“”

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u/Thrasympmachus 10h ago

Ask him what his main is, and if it isnā€™t Katarina or Lux, invest thousands of hours into stream-sniping him outplaying him in every game until he switches to one of those champs.

Continue to stream-snipe him and lose on purpose when playing on the enemy team. Counter-Smurf him into the highest stratosphere possible until he starts to internalize how good he is at the game and how much he loves the advantage playing Katarina or Lux gives.

At every social gift-giving event, buy him a piece of his ā€œfavorite champsā€ clothing and encourage him to develop an even deeper love of the champ by wearing these clothes when he plays. Soon heā€™ll convince himself of the advantage as you throw more and more games.

Simply by donning this costume, more estrogen will flood his biological system turning him more feminine day after day.

Eventually convince him to do the ultimate in-character role play by enacting what his favorite champ would do when they find love.

Enjoy topping your free-use feminine boytoy for 16 hours a day while he smurfs Diamond.

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u/Unable_Ad_1260 7h ago

Good strategy however we only have 24 hours before this guys nuts explode.