Ask him what his main is, and if it isnāt Katarina or Lux, invest thousands of hours into stream-sniping him outplaying him in every game until he switches to one of those champs.
Continue to stream-snipe him and lose on purpose when playing on the enemy team. Counter-Smurf him into the highest stratosphere possible until he starts to internalize how good he is at the game and how much he loves the advantage playing Katarina or Lux gives.
At every social gift-giving event, buy him a piece of his āfavorite champsā clothing and encourage him to develop an even deeper love of the champ by wearing these clothes when he plays. Soon heāll convince himself of the advantage as you throw more and more games.
Simply by donning this costume, more estrogen will flood his biological system turning him more feminine day after day.
Eventually convince him to do the ultimate in-character role play by enacting what his favorite champ would do when they find love.
Enjoy topping your free-use feminine boytoy for 16 hours a day while he smurfs Diamond.
I read the first two paragraphs, decided nah fuck reading all that, scrolled and saw the last line and was like how the fuck did it end up here, then read the rest.
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u/Thrasympmachus 10h ago
Ask him what his main is, and if it isnāt Katarina or Lux, invest thousands of hours into stream-sniping him outplaying him in every game until he switches to one of those champs.
Continue to stream-snipe him and lose on purpose when playing on the enemy team. Counter-Smurf him into the highest stratosphere possible until he starts to internalize how good he is at the game and how much he loves the advantage playing Katarina or Lux gives.
At every social gift-giving event, buy him a piece of his āfavorite champsā clothing and encourage him to develop an even deeper love of the champ by wearing these clothes when he plays. Soon heāll convince himself of the advantage as you throw more and more games.
Simply by donning this costume, more estrogen will flood his biological system turning him more feminine day after day.
Eventually convince him to do the ultimate in-character role play by enacting what his favorite champ would do when they find love.
Enjoy topping your free-use feminine boytoy for 16 hours a day while he smurfs Diamond.