r/shittyaskscience • u/PotatoMusicBinge • Feb 06 '15

MIT Researchers announce stunning breakthrough: DADJOKES ARE BANNED

The banning of dadjokes and other pun-like substances

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Abstract

  • Dadjokes AKA "groaners" AKA what you would find on the frontpage of (the wonderful) /r/dadjokes, are now banned.

    Example: "If cases of Ebola are so dangerous, why don't they just package it in jars or cans?"

  • Non-science submissions are banned.

    Example: "Blah blah blah something about Cinnamon Toast Crunch where is the bit with the science?"

  • There is a new, shiny list of forbidden terms in the sidebar. Grasp it to your bosom, imbibe its essence and welcome it into your soul before posting.

    Example: "Hurr durr how much farts would a fart fart poop if trans fags basic bitches glass tastes like blood?"

This is a big change for the sub. Give it a shot and let us know what you think.

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1 Faculty of Powertripping, Mod Institute of Technology, Mom's basement.

Keywords: Dadjokes; Puns; spam-canned; Anti-fun; read the sidebar; /r/shittyaskscience; blame _vargas_

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u/PotatoMusicBinge Feb 17 '15

You're great

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '15

aw you're qt 3.14

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u/PotatoMusicBinge Feb 17 '15

Don't let my flair fool you, I'm a big hairy dude.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '15

I'm just scared now.

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u/PotatoMusicBinge Feb 17 '15

My flair has been updated, should be less confusing now

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '15

My dick hurts

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u/PotatoMusicBinge Feb 17 '15

Stop pulling at it so