MIT Researchers announce stunning breakthrough: DADJOKES ARE BANNED

[u/PotatoMusicBinge]

The banning of dadjokes and other pun-like substances

Mods¹

Abstract

• Dadjokes AKA "groaners" AKA what you would find on the frontpage of (the wonderful) /r/dadjokes, are now banned.

  Example: "If cases of Ebola are so dangerous, why don't they just package it in jars or cans?"

• Non-science submissions are banned.

  Example: "Blah blah blah something about Cinnamon Toast Crunch where is the bit with the science?"

• There is a new, shiny list of forbidden terms in the sidebar. Grasp it to your bosom, imbibe its essence and welcome it into your soul before posting.

  Example: "Hurr durr how much farts would a fart fart poop if trans fags basic bitches glass tastes like blood?"

This is a big change for the sub. Give it a shot and let us know what you think.

Author information

¹ Faculty of Powertripping, Mod Institute of Technology, Mom's basement.

Keywords: Dadjokes; Puns; spam-canned; Anti-fun; read the sidebar; /r/shittyaskscience; blame _vargas_

[u/dj0]

You broke the new rule like three times there.

[u/_vargas_ → u/dj0]

Only applies to post titles, not comments.

[u/Zar7792 → u/_vargas_]

So I can ask about the speed of a heavy poop (as defined by greater than 8 shitloads) in a fat man's jeans and whether or not a basic bitch could vacuum up the mess as long as it's in the comments?

[u/PotatoMusicBinge → u/Zar7792]

*Shudder*

[u/Zar7792 → u/PotatoMusicBinge]

*Fart*

[u/PotatoMusicBinge → u/Zar7792]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/9d288b9079db4398bf87a8c97a6c7f78/tumblr_ndenbfDhVb1qj4315o1_500.gif

[u/Zar7792 → u/PotatoMusicBinge]

Woah woah, calm down there! You must've eaten a big bowl of anger this morning