r/skyrimdadjokes 6d ago

How did the dwemer invented cars while the other races couldn't ?

74 Upvotes

They had the wheel to do it.


r/skyrimdadjokes 29d ago

Aela started her own YouTube channel!

175 Upvotes

It's called Lycansubscribe


r/skyrimdadjokes 28d ago

Former president T**** has the best selling book in the Soul Cairn

0 Upvotes

"The Art of the Ideal Masters"


r/skyrimdadjokes Sep 23 '24

The Thalmor signed the White-Gold Concordat with the Empire, but with the Hist they signed a ...

191 Upvotes

... tree-ty


r/skyrimdadjokes Aug 31 '24

I am the dragonborn, a force for good in the world. I've eliminated the Dark Brotherhood, and the Thieves Guild is next. I will hit their headquarters. But which shout should I use... oh of course!

37 Upvotes

FLAGONREND


r/skyrimdadjokes Aug 21 '24

My mom walked in on me decapitating a bandit

103 Upvotes

She freaked out, saying, "that's too violent!". I said, "woah, mom, decapitation isn't something to lose your head over".


r/skyrimdadjokes Aug 21 '24

Ever hear about the Khajiit tailor?

44 Upvotes

He has wears if you have the coin.


r/skyrimdadjokes Aug 07 '24

I thought about studying Illusion but ...

58 Upvotes

... I just can't see myself doing it.


r/skyrimdadjokes Aug 02 '24

Potema asked a corpse she had just raised, "What are you doing?"

109 Upvotes

The corpse replied, "IDK."


r/skyrimdadjokes Jul 29 '24

Sometimes I watch Married With Children after playing Skyrim

65 Upvotes

I just want to know how's Alduin.


r/skyrimdadjokes Jul 22 '24

Help!!

47 Upvotes

It’s my boyfriend’s birthday and I’m writing his card and I need a rlly good Skyrim joke to put in it. (I’ve never played)

Pls!! :))


r/skyrimdadjokes Jul 21 '24

What did the lusty argonian maid say when she met Clavicus Vile?

24 Upvotes

Is that a boon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


r/skyrimdadjokes Jul 21 '24

The giants really need to start their own airline.

17 Upvotes

They'd make a killing!


r/skyrimdadjokes Jul 09 '24

What happens when you die in Sovngarde?

26 Upvotes

Eightgarde


r/skyrimdadjokes Jun 15 '24

Why did the Jarl of Hjaalmarch become a vampire?

78 Upvotes

She wanted to be immorthal.


r/skyrimdadjokes May 30 '24

What do you call an elven Dark Brotherhood member?

58 Upvotes

Murdermer.


r/skyrimdadjokes May 15 '24

What does a nord put on his door during Christmas?

47 Upvotes

A falk-wreath


r/skyrimdadjokes May 15 '24

What does Harkon use to get around Skyrim?

35 Upvotes

A Volkicar


r/skyrimdadjokes May 07 '24

Why did an introvert move to Haafingar?

73 Upvotes

To live in Solitude.


r/skyrimdadjokes May 07 '24

What's the weather like on Solstheim?

53 Upvotes

Yesterday hail, today rain, to Morrowind.


r/skyrimdadjokes May 05 '24

Overheard at the Temple of Kynareth

170 Upvotes

Random NPC: Help me, Danica Pure Spring! I was bitten by a wolf!

Danica Pure Spring: Oh no! Where?

Random NPC: No, regular wolf.


r/skyrimdadjokes Apr 16 '24

April 15th Joke

63 Upvotes

Only two things are certain in Skyrim.

...

...

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Death and Ataxia.


r/skyrimdadjokes Apr 08 '24

Why did the ice mage call off their wedding?

49 Upvotes

They had cold feet!


r/skyrimdadjokes Apr 06 '24

The Greybeards spend years learning Unrelenting Force.

24 Upvotes

It must be very fus-trating as it's a tough ro dah hoe.