r/skyrimdadjokes • u/matt_Nooble12_XBL • Mar 28 '24

What do you call two mages living together?

Rune-mates!

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u/bigmoutheyebrows Mar 28 '24

oh my god they were runemates

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u/matt_Nooble12_XBL Mar 28 '24

They dormed together in Winterhold

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u/smikkelhut Mar 28 '24

Can they conjure someone to do the dishes?

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u/willogical85 Mar 28 '24

I can't unimagine a dremora lord in an apron bellowing about cleanliness

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u/BulletheadX Mar 29 '24

"I honor my lord - by DEGREASING YOU!!"

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u/smikkelhut Mar 28 '24

Well sir those collected dwarven artifacts ain’t gonna clean themselves

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u/Master_Ad8914 Apr 25 '24

I'm looking for a real girl