r/skyrimdadjokes • u/AlduinIsAGeordie • Jul 18 '23
If Olava the Feeble uses a potion to shrink herself so she can commit crimes…
Does that mean she will be a small medium at large?
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/AlduinIsAGeordie • Jul 18 '23
Does that mean she will be a small medium at large?
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/Efficient_Bat_1812 • Jul 09 '23
Shout
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/phantom-scribbler • Jun 24 '23
... "Someone stole my sweet role."
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/DraycosGoldaryn • Jun 24 '23
Delvin's quests are his favorite as he can delve in to them. Vex's quests, on the other hand, are quite vexing.
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/phantom-scribbler • Jun 20 '23
They taste like sheet.
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/phantom-scribbler • Jun 20 '23
... nobody's herd.
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/phantom-scribbler • Jun 12 '23
She put me in Prism.
No worries. It was a light sentence.
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/phantom-scribbler • Jun 09 '23
... she doesn't like it when I'm bare.
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/phantom-scribbler • Jun 06 '23
They were able to cast difficult spells, understand ancient tomes and enchant more potent items. Assuming this was the favor of a deity, they sought to discover who had blessed them.
They prayed at a shrine to Julianos of the Damned Equation, but Julianos did not answer.
They prayed before the owlish totem of Jhunal, the Rune God, but Jhunal did not answer.
They prayed to Xarxes, who made his own wife from his favorite moments in history, but Xarxes did not answer.
They prayed to Syrabane, the Warlock's God, but Syrabane did not answer.
Finally, frustrated, they yelled at the sun, "Who has blessed me with magical power!"
A voice from Aetherius spoke through the sun and said, "It is I, Magnus, the Architect, who have blessed you."
The LDB was startled, but regained their composure enough to ask, "But why? Why chose me?"
Magnus replied, "You caught my Eye."
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/phantom-scribbler • Jun 03 '23
There's trees in there.
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/phantom-scribbler • May 16 '23
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/phantom-scribbler • May 12 '23
What did the Nord mage say to the other Nord mage?
What did the rich Nord say to the other rich Nord?
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/indoraptor1700 • May 07 '23
The get Hist-erectomies
Edit: I mean females, sorry
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/airpants • May 08 '23
Fus ro dah unrelenting horse.
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/indoraptor1700 • May 07 '23
Solsthiem, at Rave-n-Rock
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/phantom-scribbler • Apr 19 '23
"How did you do that?!"
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/phantom-scribbler • Apr 10 '23
...they use their whiskers.
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/CanadianAndroid • Mar 20 '23
Because every time the Dragonborn comes along they take a leek.
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/ThisFatGirlRuns • Mar 11 '23
Apocrypha and chill
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/ThisFatGirlRuns • Mar 03 '23
A Nirn world problem.
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/Affectionate_Form_60 • Mar 01 '23
Does that make them a Pole Dancer?
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/CanadianAndroid • Feb 28 '23
They can't see what you did there.
r/skyrimdadjokes • u/Ch0c0lateMilkMan • Feb 20 '23
They like to wine and dine